After the breakup, a song without makeup resonated with the entire Internet

After "Xiao Sa Starts Talking" ended, Jiang Yu's popularity increased to another level.

If you ignore me, why should I give you face? Such words simply speak to their hearts.

Jiang Yu even became their mouthpiece.

But what's even more popular is Jiang Yu's new interpretation of the language. It immediately set off a wave of craze.

"Hahaha, it turns out this is what the Analects of Confucius means. I didn't understand it until today."

"I am a big fan of Jiang Yu, a big fan. From today on, he is my big brother!"

"Brothers, if you join our Jiang Gang, you must be familiar with the Yan language. Now for the exam, each person will have one sentence!"

"I come first to govern with virtue, like a star, and all the stars are surrounding it: I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, my political virtue is on my waist, and my three thousand disciples surround me like stars."

"Thinking without learning is dangerous: if you don't learn to use your brain when fighting, you will only be beaten to death by others."

"It's my turn, it's my turn. Zi Buyu has strange power and chaos: I won't be able to do anything. I'll beat you until you're unconscious and I'll shut you up."

........

The audience had a great time, but Jiang Yu didn't know anything.

After the program ended, they returned to the room designated by the program team.

I called Yu Zhiwei immediately.

"Teacher Yu, have you watched today's live broadcast? Is there no big problem with what I said?"

"No, no, I just don't know what the final effect will be." Yu Zhiwei's voice came over the phone.

Jiang Yu thought for a while: "How about this? I also know a big v friend, and I will ask him to help promote it when the time comes."

"Then thank you." On the phone, Yu Zhiwei couldn't stop laughing: "But compared to this, Comrade Xiao Jiang, your earth-shattering speech in the show was shocking, hahaha, How did you come up with this idea?"

Jiang Yu smiled sheepishly: "That person didn't have much eyesight at that time, so I can only say that. It shouldn't affect the image too much."

"Haha, no, no, by the way, there is something I want to ask for your opinion on."

"Is there anything else?" Jiang Yu asked curiously.

"When will you return to Jiangxia?"

"What's wrong with tomorrow's flight? Is there something going on?"

"Then let's wait until you come back tomorrow. I will arrange for someone to pick you up at the airport tomorrow."

Hearing this, Jiang Yu showed a bitter look on his face: "Boss, I've been busy for such a long time, so you can't let me rest comfortably for two days."

"Comfortable, that's reserved for the dead. Young people have already made arrangements for whatever rest they want. Come to me as soon as you get off the plane."

After saying this, the phone was hung up.

Jiang Yu didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Don't tell me, what Teacher Yu said was quite reasonable.

I originally wanted to go home and spend time with Su Muyu, but now it seemed impossible, so I could only call to let him know.

On the phone, although Su Muyu supported Jiang Yu, her tone was a little unhappy.

"When this work is finished, let's take a good rest and then go spend time with your parents and then see my parents."

"it is good."

After hanging up the phone, Jiang Yu lay flat on the bed with a look of despair.

Suddenly thinking of what I just said to Yu Zhiwei, I sighed, I really worry about my life!

I turned on my phone again, switched to my own account, and promised Teacher Yu that I still had to do it.

Since the completion of "Zhu Xian", this trumpet has been silent.

Open at 99 o'clock today, all kinds of [-]+ private messages and comments.

Jiang Yu smiled and pressed on his phone.

A new Weibo post appeared.

[Turkey Flavored Crispy Rice Bowl: Wow, congratulations to my brother @江宇’s new drama. It made me want to join the army. I was already at the gate. But after hearing Jiang Yu’s words, I decided to write my own book. Shine brightly in cultural undertakings! Comrades, I have thought about it and will continue to write a book. I am in the process of preparing it. Please stay tuned! 】

Seeing Guo Ba, who had not appeared for a long time, the book fans immediately started to gather together.

"Damn it, are you still alive? You haven't shown up for more than two months. There is no news at all. I thought you were dead."

"Haha, Guo Ba Da Da, you are going to open a new book, come on, come on!"

"Dear Guoba, you finally showed up. Do you know how I spent the past two months? When will I open a new book?"

"You shine my hammer, I haven't written a book for more than two months!"

"Hahaha, they are really good friends. They immediately came out to support each other. Speaking of big guns, did Jiang Yu learn from you in writing? The damn special forces soldier wrote Xiaoying to death, which almost made me collapse."

"Absolutely, otherwise Jiang Yu would never be able to write that kind of plot! @江宇, don't follow this kid's example, my Baguio!"

"The plot is so similar, do you think Jiang Yu and Guo Ba are the same person?"

When Jiang Yu saw this news, he was shocked and joking, he didn't want to expose the author's identity at this time.

After all, the impact of Baguio's death has not passed yet. Thinking of the scene in the finale when Maomao Company was surrounded, Jiang Yu couldn't help but tremble.

When the time comes for Blade to send a basket of them, it will be troublesome.

Some people may ask, they don’t know where you live.

But the company and the others all know it. When a large box of blades is sent to the company, my sister-in-law Su Ling will kill herself first before the fans can kill them.

"Haha, impossible."

"It made me laugh to death that he would be suspected of being the same person. I didn't see any trace of him being the same person. I saw everything was full of homosexuality."

"That's right, the conjecture upstairs is not just outrageous, it's simply outrageous..."

Looking at this group of cute book fans, they are so sweet. Jiang Yu chuckled, these book fans still love me, and they can sleep peacefully now.

But suddenly, the smile on his face disappeared because he saw a few more words behind it.

"Besides, there is no such thing as a boring lunatic, chatting and playing with himself like a fool."

"That's right, two people often praise each other. You praise me, and I praise you. It's not boring. How can someone be so shameless and praise themselves all day long..."

Damn it, these fans can’t have it anymore!

The next day, Jiang Yu took a plane back to Jiangxia.

As soon as he went out, a striking military vehicle parked at the door.

"Hello, Teacher Jiang Yu, Captain Yu asked me to come and pick you up. Please get in the car."

"Okay, hard work."

Jiang Yu smiled and got into the military vehicle. When he arrived at the location, he was suddenly dumbfounded.

Why did we stop at the police station?