After the breakup, a song without makeup resonated with the entire Internet

Teacher Zhao Shan, wearing a tall hat and a traditional Northeastern cotton suit, and his partner, Teacher Liu Xiumei,

Liu Xiumei is also a very good sketch actor.

Since Zhao Shan left the Spring Festival Gala, she also left the Spring Festival Gala.

When he returned this time, Zhao Shan also found her, and even found Fan Debiao, one of their iron triangle back then.

As soon as the audience saw the arrival, they immediately screamed.

"Ahhhh, I'm so touched. It's been a long time since I last saw Teacher Zhao Shan."

"I can't handle it either. It's too exciting."

"Ahhh, it's time to eat dumplings. This is the correct way to open Mr. Zhao Shan's skit."

Zhao Shan and Xiu Mei play a couple.

Zhao Shan was holding a basket in his hand.

Xiumei dragged Zhao Shan onto the stage.

"What are you showing off?" Zhao Shan said.

Xiumei looked at him with disdain: "No, why are you so slow?"

"How fast?"

"Why aren't you anxious? The lease on our fish pond is about to expire, and the village head's brother-in-law said he wants to take over the contract. How can we not talk to the village head about such a big matter?"

......

"Giving gifts is not popular nowadays. We should communicate with our emotions."

"How do you do it?"

"Use language, say something nice."

"It's over. You asked me to play with the fish pond business and the language. It's like a blind man trying to find the north by groping for a pestle at the South Pole. A person with cerebral thrombosis can't do splits when practicing splits. A big monkey wearing a cheongsam can't look beautiful. You asked Pan Changjiang to kiss Zheng Haixia but he couldn't even reach her mouth!"

Pan Changjiang is also a sketch actor. He is very energetic on stage. The only thing is that he is a little short. The Zheng Haixia they are talking about is a very tall actress.

As soon as this sentence came out, the whole audience burst into laughter.

What is work? This is work!

These are all veteran artists, and the audience's accumulated enthusiasm has now begun to be gradually released.

Then, Fan Debiao appeared.

The main plot of this skit is that a couple in the countryside has a fish pond whose contract has expired and they want to renew it, but the one who wants to snatch the fish pond from them is the village head's brother-in-law.

This made the two of them very nervous, so they came to see the village chief. Whether it was the gifts in their hands or something else, it reflected the psychological emotions of ordinary people towards officials, or the relationship between officials and the people.

The whole sketch is of great significance and full of humor!

They are truly worthy of being called veteran artists and the iron triangle.

It was a seamless collaboration without any mistakes.

But Mr. Zhao Shan is old after all, and he forgot one or two lines on the spot.

But he also used an impromptu method to cover it up, and no audience could notice it at all.

Not just the audience.

The audience in front of the TV also laughed so hard.

“The level of this skit is too high.”

"That's right, you are worthy of being Teacher Zhao Shan."

"This is not written by Teacher Zhao Shan. This is written by Jiang Yu. Didn't you see it just now?"

"He's so amazing. He can even write a skit script."

"Oh, this is all normal. It's not as shocking as the fact that he can choreograph. He can write TV and movie scripts, so the skit shouldn't be a big problem. The key is that the jokes are so interesting."

"But the performances by teachers Zhao Shan, Xiu Mei, and De Biao were also amazing. They were much better than the previous skits."

"It reflects the current state of society and makes people laugh at the same time. It's amazing."

at this time.

Ha Wen, who was hiding at home watching TV, had a grim face.

In the end, Zhao Shan returned to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

Damn Jiang Yu.

There wasn't actually much grudge between her and Zhao Shan.

It was more than ten years ago that she first joined the director team of the Spring Festival Gala. Thinking that a new official should make three major moves upon taking office, she wanted to establish her authority with Zhao Shan, so she asked him to revise the script several times.

But after dozens of revisions, Zhao Shan finally couldn't help but quarrel with her.

It was because she felt that Zhao Shan had violated her identity as the director of the Spring Festival Gala.

So that year, he was kicked out of the Spring Festival Gala.

And then it was banned again.

But she was too confident in her identity. How could a veteran artist like Zhao Shan be banned because of the personal grudges of some powerful people?

Other TV stations wouldn't even pee on her, but because of her, the Spring Festival Gala never let Zhao Shan go on stage again!

Therefore, she was scolded for many years.

But now, Zhao Shan once again stepped onto the Spring Festival Gala stage, directly shattering her persistence over the years.

She held her phone and looked at the internet, where there were reports of her past feud with Zhao Shan.

Unexpectedly, it was dug up again by the audience.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"

Ha Wen couldn't help but break down and scream.

But there was nothing she could do now, so she lay down on the sofa and started crying.

The Spring Festival Gala is still playing on TV.

The skit finally ended amid everyone's laughter.

The next program was the crosstalk performance by Dalin and Yu Qian.

Program name: "Such a Rich Man"

Dalin’s current traffic is also very high, but he is still a little too young to be on this stage.

However, in order to prevent the audience from feeling awkward, the staff still found some hostesses.

It was their fault for letting the atmosphere cool down.

The two walked onto the stage.

Dalinzi looked at the audience and said, "Hey, Master, there are so many people here today."

"That's right. Today is the Spring Festival Gala."

"I'm so excited when you mention this. Today is my first time to be on the Spring Festival Gala stage." Dalin said with a smile, "I wonder how many audiences are here today?"

"About 1,200 or so."

"Not too many, right?"

"No, there are only so many seats in this studio," Yu Qian said.

Dalin nodded and said, "Let's do this. To celebrate my first time on the Spring Festival Gala, I will personally pay for some souvenirs for everyone later."

"Hey, give it to everyone."

"Yes, give it to everyone. When the show is over, we can get our gifts with the tickets."

The audience immediately applauded.

Yu Qian spoke up: "Dalin, since it's so lively, what are you going to give to everyone?"

"I'll give two turtles to each of you."

"Ah, send the turtle."

"Yes, it's the same variety as the one from Mr. Zhao Shan's house just now."

"Ha ha ha ha"

The audience immediately burst into laughter.

The show Zhao Shan performed just now was to give a turtle to the village chief. Now Dalin is going to give turtles to everyone as well. It's quite interesting.

"No, why did you give that thing to me?"

"This stuff is very nutritious."

"Great tonic..."

"This thing nourishes yin and replenishes yang."

"But where do you get so many turtles?"

"I raised him."

"You are a turtle owner."

"I don't know."

"can not tell."

"People often say that when the King of Turtle comes, it's me that they'll be talking about."

"Well, this is the Turtle King."

"That's right. If you go to my house, you will see that there are no outsiders. They are all bastards."

Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.

That's a bit interesting.