Don't disturb me, I won't be a concubine

"Xiao Wu, your roast chicken legs."

"Humph!"

When the Demon God calls her Xiao Wu, she always hums, and then eats the roasted chicken legs ruthlessly, as if the chicken legs are the Demon God's meat.

Suddenly, Dongfang Bingwu came up with a little idea, which was to give the Demon God a cheap nickname for revenge.

"Well, what kind of nickname should I choose?"

"Bitch God? No, divine beast? No, crazy? No way..." Dongfang Bingwu thought about it but couldn't think of a mean name.

"Forget it, let's just call him a magic stick. From now on, I will tell others that this guy is a magic stick. Let others beat him up and help me vent my anger."

"Yeah, I'm such a talented girl. I can take revenge without having to do anything myself."

"Xiao Wu, what are you thinking about?" The demon noticed Dongfang Bingwu's strange expression and couldn't help but ask.

"Why should I tell you this Death Stick?"

"God... a magic stick?" The devil's eyes widened and he said seriously: "I am not a magic stick."

Dongfang Bingwu snorted again, turned around and left, ignoring him at all.

Zhao Tianxiang and Shui Lianyue looked at each other and smiled softly: "They have such a good relationship."

…………

"Slightly, slightly, slightly!!"

In the civilian area, Dongfang Bingwu made a face and said with a smile: "Come on, come on, damn fat man, you can catch us if you can, but you are so fat, if you don't lose weight, you may never catch us in your life." "

"Xiao Wu, stop making trouble and run away."

"Asshole, you stinky beggars, damn beggars, do you really think Fatty is so easy to bully? You come to Fatty every now and then to steal things. Fatty has to catch you today." The fat man took out from his wide waist. A rope: "This time, the fat man spent a lot of money to buy this yellow-level preliminary animal trapped rope from the immortal. Let's see how you escape from the palm of the fat man today."

"Hey!"

Fatty took the animal rope and threw it at Dongfang Bingwu. The animal rope tied Dongfang Bingwu, but Zhao Tianxiang rushed out and pushed Dongfang Bingwu away, but he was tied up by the animal rope. .

"Xiang!"

"Big brother!"

Shui Lianyue and Dongfang Bingwu screamed in fright when they saw Zhao Tianxiang being tied up.

"Run!" Zhao Tianxiang shouted: "This fat man has grown a brain, please leave me alone!"

"Want to run away? There is no way." Fatty said proudly: "Aren't you two sharing life and death? Fatty will be a good person and let you be together forever."

The fat man took out two more animal trapping ropes and threw them at Shui Lianyue and Dongfang Bingwu. The two of them were tied up without any resistance at all.

"what!"

Dongfang Bingwu said angrily: "Damn fat man, let me go quickly, my aunt wants to challenge you to a duel!"

"Quack, quack, quack!" The fat man's laughter was extremely weird: "You four... Huh? Why are there only three of you? And there is a stinky beggar? Where is he? Hurry up and recruit them from the truth, or the fat man will beat them to death."

"I'm behind you."

"⊙﹏⊙"

A cold voice came from behind the fat man. He felt a chill and mechanically turned his head to look back.

But before the fat man could turn around, the devil took a stick and lightly hit the fat man on the head. The fat man foamed at the mouth and fainted to the ground.

The devil knocked the fat man unconscious with a stick. Dongfang Bingwu was so happy that he said happily: "God stick, you are finally here. Quickly untie the rope from my aunt's body. My aunt must teach this fat man a lesson."

"Little God, hurry up and help us untie the rope, otherwise it will be terrible if someone comes later."

After a while, four people surrounded the fainted fat man. Zhao Tianxiang said worriedly: "God, can you beat him to death?"

"He can't die. Killing him would be too easy for him."

"Xiao Wu, if you're worried that Xiao Shen will kill someone, just say so directly. If you say that beating him to death is an advantage to him."

Dongfang Bingwu blushed and said angrily: "Sister, you are talking nonsense. Who is worried that this magic stick will beat him to death? It is none of my business, just beat him to death."

"Yes, yes, Xiao Wu is not worried about whether God can kill him, but she is worried that there will be no roasted chicken legs to eat in the future, so that's okay."

"Yes, yes, I'm just worried that if he dies, we won't have such good roasted chicken legs to eat in the future."

The demon felt warm in his heart and said, "Don't worry, he's not dead, he's just fainted. He'll wake up after a while."

"And Xiao Wu, can you stop calling me Shengun? This name doesn't sound good at all."

When Dongfang Bingwu heard this, he was instantly furious. He stretched out his jade hand, twisted the devil's ears hard, and cursed: "What are you talking about? You actually dare to have an opinion on the name I chose for my aunt. I think you are tired of living. "

"It hurts, it hurts...Xiao Wu, please stop twisting my ears, it hurts." The demon shouted for help: "I saved you, how can you retaliate with kindness? It's no longer possible, my ears are going to be broken. Sister Yue, Brother Xiang, help me." ah."

"Xiao Wu, stop making trouble. If you twist it again, Xiao Shen's ears will really be broken by you. Then Xiang and I won't care about him anymore, and we will have to rely on you to feed him."

When Dongfang Bingwu heard this, he immediately let go and cursed: "Auntie, I won't raise him, let him fend for himself."

"Yeah! The fat man is about to wake up. God, you tie him up quickly. I'm going to get some more roasted chicken legs while he's fainted."

The Demon God was stunned and wanted to say no, but he thought of Dongfang Bingwu's ear-twisting skills and quickly tied up the fat man with a trap rope.

Zhao Tianxiang & Shui Lianyue: "..."

…………

Inside the dilapidated house.

Dongfang Bingwu held a roasted chicken leg in one hand, and her mouth was full of oil.

Shui Lianyue helped her wipe it with a handkerchief and said with a smile: "Xiao Wu, can you not be so hasty when eating? No one is trying to grab it from you."

Oriental Ice Dance: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"You, it's better to stop talking and eat your roasted chicken leg obediently." Zhao Tianxiang directly took a roasted chicken leg and stuffed it into her mouth, which immediately made Dongfang Bingwu smile. He continued to devour his head and ate, saying "Ugh There’s no time for “Uh-huh”.

"You are finally back." Zhao Tianxiang looked at the Demon God and asked: "We have been together for more than half a year, but this month you went out for almost an hour every three to five days. Where did you go? Did you do more What?"

"Stinky God Stick, where did you go to play and you didn't even take us with you?"

"Xiao Wu, why are you acting up again? But Xiang is right, Xiao Shen, where have you been? We will be very worried about you." Shui Lianyue took out a bowl of soup and handed it to the Demon God, saying: "This I remember the last time you stared at the fish head and tofu soup in the big pot without moving. You must have wanted to drink it, so we made this soup for you."

The Demon God held a bowl of ordinary fish head and tofu soup and recalled that his mother had often made it for him. He turned to the sky, tried hard to stop his tears, and said in a calm voice: "I'm sorry, I can't tell you now, But don’t worry, I’m just doing some small things, there won’t be any danger.”

"Is there really no danger?" The three of them noticed the Demon God's actions, but did not expose him. They just followed the Demon God's topic and asked.

"There's no danger, and I just have to go again in two days."

"Since you don't want to say it, we won't force it, but you have to ensure your safety, you know? Come, have some soup."

Dongfang Bingwu's eyes turned red and he said anxiously: "Nothing can happen to you. If anything happens to you, who am I going to play tricks on?"

Demon God: "⊙▽⊙"

Shui Lianyue: "-_-||"

Zhao Tianxiang: "π_π"

Two days later, before it was fully light, the Demon God stood at the door and looked at the sleeping three people, and said softly: "After today, our life will start again, and it will be hundreds, thousands, or ten thousand times better than our current life. "

…………

In the Forest of Demonic Beasts, which is more than 70,000 miles away from Tianlong City, there are corpses of monsters as high as a mountain piled up next to the Demon God. Among them are many monsters from the Dao Transformation Realm, the Domination Realm, and even a Nirvana Realm monster. of monsters.

The Demon God murmured: "Xiao Wu, Sister Yue, Brother Xiang, with these monsters and elixirs, I can buy a big house and hire some people to take care of you when you get to the imperial capital, so that you can live a carefree life. I can also do my own thing with peace of mind.”

"But before that, I have to go back to worship my people again. After all, after I go to the imperial capital, it will probably take a long time before I can worship them again."

Wow!

The demon tore up the space with his hands and flew into it. After a while, he appeared in his own clan. It has been more than a year, and this place has not changed. Feeling the atmosphere of this place, he seemed to have returned to his parents' home before he was one year old... Love, grandpa's concern, grandma's care, relatives' hugs, tribesmen's pampering, everything was presented to him.

Suddenly, the scene changed shockingly. A group of people were killing his parents, grandparents, and clan members one by one in front of him. However, he was powerless and watched helplessly as his relatives died tragically in front of him.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!"

The devil's eyes flashed red, and he roared angrily, exuding a frightening killing aura.

Boom boom boom! ! !

The aura of killing shot straight into the sky, and the wind and clouds suddenly turned pale.

"God! Calm down!"

Shenyin emitted light to suppress the demon's murderous aura.

"Huh...huh...huh..."

The demon restrained his breath and took a big breath of air.

"You still can't get over this hurdle after you left us. It seems that you really regard the three of them as relatives." At this moment, Shenyin's voice came out from the body of the demon god.

"Yes." The devil responded: "You and they are all my relatives, the only four relatives. Without you, I would probably lose control completely."

…………

"Ah, sister, brother, the magic stick disappeared early in the morning." Dongfang Bingwu came over to wake up the devil, but found that his bed was empty.

Shui Lianyue pretended to be angry: "This kid is getting more and more unruly. When he comes back, Xiao Wu, you can teach him a lesson so that he can dare to go out without saying a word."

"Hehehehe!! Sister, just relax, let him be so selfish and not take me..."

"Forehead!"

"Let him play without us, and I will definitely teach this bastard an unforgettable lesson, I promise." Dongfang Bingwu patted her well-developed chest.

"God is the youngest among the four of us, but he is also the most responsible and decisive among the four of us. We don't need to worry too much about him. I believe he will come back soon."

"That's true, but it's a bad habit to go out without telling us. Since it's a bad habit, it has to be changed, so we have to teach him a profound lesson."

"Yes, that's right." Dongfang Bingwu raised his hands in agreement: "Brother, even my sister has said this this time. You'd better stop saying good things to the stinky stick, or I'll tell my sister to ignore you for three days and let you You only talk to the stinky stickman."

Shui Lianyue's pretty face turned red and she pretended to be angry: "Xiao Wu, you are talking nonsense again. Believe it or not, I won't feed you today."

"Yeah, sister, I don't want it. I'm hungry now. If I don't have anything to eat today, I will starve to death."

Dongfang Bingwu said coquettishly: "Besides, if it weren't for the elder brother who spoke for the Stinky God Stick, I wouldn't have said this. Besides, I also listened to your words, sister. I want to teach the Stinky God Stick an unforgettable lesson, sister. Sir, you have a lot, please don't punish me by not having food, okay, okay?"