I'm not a drama god

"...Yes, I was napping at the time."

"You know, the weather has been very warm recently, and I was a little tired. I was sleeping soundly, and then I heard a 'bang'!"

"Have you ever seen the kind of fireworks that are set off during the New Year? At that time, his whole body exploded, and red blood and minced meat sprayed all over the ground like fireworks, and I... I was sitting opposite him."

The 9 of Hearts stood in front of the policeman covered in blood and said seriously,

"Can you understand what I say? Comrade police officer."

Seven or eight police officers surrounded the 9 of Hearts. They were wearing black clothes and black trousers, with brown gun bags tied to their bodies, and batons tied around their waists. They were looking at him with unkind expressions.

After an unknown amount of time, the leading police officer spoke with a subtle expression,

"You mean...a person, sitting across from you, suddenly exploded despite being fine?"

"Yes."

"Then how do you explain the boning knife in your hand?"

"There was a doctor accompanying us. He said he was going to perform an operation and asked me to get him a knife as soon as possible... so I came."

"Oh~ So, you rushed into the grocery store covered in blood in the middle of the night, and robbed the boss and his twelve-year-old daughter with a boning knife, in order to treat your companion who blew himself up?"

"No, I didn't rob, I was just talking to them..."

"What were you talking about?"

"I said I didn't have any money but wanted to buy something."

"..."

"Comrade police officer, believe me, I am really innocent." Red Heart 9, covered in blood, said solemnly, holding a boning knife in his right hand, standing under the pale light.

"Then the ham sausage and salt-and-pepper melon seeds you are holding are also used to treat illnesses?"

"Oh, that's not it." The 9 of Hearts replied calmly, "It's because I'm greedy."

The police officer stared at him for a long time and waved to the people behind him.

"Card it and take it away."

Seven or eight police officers rushed forward!

Thirty seconds later,

Red Heart 9, covered in blood, slowly walked out of the grocery store with a brand new boning knife in one hand and sausages and melon seeds in the other.

He looked back at the police officers standing around and sighed.

"I told you I'm a good citizen, why doesn't anyone believe me..."

"Boss, it's on credit. Bye."

He swaggered toward the other side of the street.

Occasionally, pedestrians saw him on the road, and their faces turned pale with fright at this image. They turned around and ran away with an exclaim. The 9 of Hearts seemed to be used to this. After walking like this for four or five minutes, they came to the door of a simple hotel. Push the door open and enter.

The location of this hotel is considered to be on the edge of the town. The store at the entrance is in a dilapidated state and there are almost no customers... There is not even anyone at the front desk.

After the 9 of hearts entered the door, he whistled and knocked on the table at the front desk with one hand.

"Good afternoon, boss."

Under the counter, a tied-up middle-aged man's eyes suddenly widened, and he shrank desperately into the corner. His mouth, which was taped shut, could only moan.

tick, tick-

A drop of blood dripped from the ceiling above his head, falling just in front of the boss, and turned into a pool of blood, reflecting his pale and frightened face.

If someone opens the door and comes in at this moment, they will find that the ceiling on the first floor is already dark red...

On the second floor, blood is oozing downwards!

The 9 of Hearts went straight upstairs and walked to the door of the first guest room. The door was not closed tightly, so he pushed it and walked in.

The floor of the room was soaked with blood, and the white sheets in the center were already scarlet. An unconscious body lay on it like a corpse, and it had been disemboweled.

Beside the bed, a figure wearing a shirt and vest was sitting there, holding a table knife in one hand and pressing a piece of flesh on the bloody figure with the other. The silver-rimmed glasses clearly reflected the scarlet color on the bed, and his movements were elegant. It's a medium-rare steak cut in a Western restaurant.

"Why are you here so slowly?" Chu Muyun raised his head and glanced at him.

"In this small town, it's so easy to buy a suitable knife... just go to a few more stores?" 9 of Hearts said while silently hiding the ham sausage and salt and pepper melon seeds behind his back.

"Where's the knife? Show me. This knife is too dull and difficult to operate."

"Well, is this okay?"

"The boning knife... forget it, it's barely usable."

Chu Muyun took the boning knife, took off his vest for the time being, and stood on the surface of the puddle of meat on the bed, seeming to be gesturing with the boning knife.

The 9 of hearts is eating melon seeds and watching the excitement.

"It's already like this, can you save her?"

"If you were an ordinary person, you would have been buried by now." Chu Muyun glanced for a long time, then stabbed the boning knife in his hand somewhere in the flesh, and with a forceful stroke, the flesh and blood continued to tremble, as if shivering in pain,

"However, this kid has a resilience that is not inferior to that of the Six of Spades. Even if his organs are gone, they can still regenerate. It's not a big problem."

"Oh." 9 of Hearts spit out the melon seed skin.

"What about the rest?"

"Basically, we all took the regional train. Plum Blossom 8 went to the main city. As for that person... he's still waiting next door."

"Why don't you leave?"

"Didn't you ask me to stay and help you?"

"It's not necessary now. If you want to leave, you can leave first."

"I'm not in a hurry." 9 of Hearts ate melon seeds with relish, "I don't have any urgent tasks. Staying here and watching you dismember your body is actually quite relaxing..."

Chu Muyun:......

Chu Muyun took the boning knife and worked hard all afternoon, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and then walked out of the room.

He glanced at 9 of Hearts, who was still covered in blood and squatting by the wall counting melon seed peels, and couldn't help but ask:

"It's been all afternoon, why don't you take a shower?"

"What? Isn't it cool to bathe in blood?" The scarlet 9 of hearts smiled, "I feel pretty good."

"……madman."

Chu Muyun turned around and walked into the bathroom opposite. He was different from the 9 of Hearts. If the blood on his body was not washed off, his whole body would become twisted.

The sound of running water echoed in the dead hotel. Red Heart 9, who was covered in blood, yawned and continued to count the melon seed skins with his head lowered. After an unknown period of time, he seemed to have noticed something and looked up at the bed covered in blood. .

There, a bloody figure moved his fingers slightly.

"This recovery ability... is indeed a monster." 9 of Hearts slowly stood up, patted the melon seeds on his body, and walked to his side.

"Are you awake? The operation was successful and you are now a girl!"

The figure on the bed shook violently.

"Oh, I'm just kidding, it's just a broken corpse..." 9 of Hearts chuckled.

The figure on the bed opened his lips slightly, as if he was saying something.

"What did you say?" 9 of Hearts approached him.

"I... want to see... the Red King."