I'm not a drama god

As the subway entered the station and saw the crowds crowding the carriages, Chen Ling found that she was happy too early.

No matter how powerful he is, as long as he can't fly, he will never be able to escape the subway in this traffic-jammed city. And there are thousands of office workers and student party members who also take the subway... As the subway door opens, Chen Ling After struggling for a long time, he still forced his way forward.

The subway was speeding toward the airport. Chen Ling, wearing a brown coat, stood steady among the crowd. The next thing he had to consider was how to get a mobile phone on the road.

In this era without mobile phones, it was quite inconvenient to do anything. Let alone flight information and the like, he couldn't even tell the time.

He can only move freely for 12 hours in the archive, and must accurately control every minute and every second.

Just as Chen Ling was thinking about it, he seemed to notice something with his peripheral vision... In the corner near the subway door, a figure stood there furtively, wearing black clothes and a mask, his eyes carefully scanning around, as if Checking to see if anyone is watching here.

Of course, for Chen Ling, who has the [Secret Eye], his movements are too conspicuous in the crowd. Chen Ling pretends to look elsewhere, but in fact he has a panoramic view of everything.

Behind the railing where the man in black was leaning was a white-collar worker sleeping with his head tilted. After looking around to make sure no one was paying attention, he quietly reached back with his hand, took out a mobile phone from his half-open bag, and quickly stuffed it away. Put it into the inner pocket of the jacket.

After doing all this, he scratched his head and pretended that nothing happened, and squeezed straight into the crowd...

The white-collar worker was not his only target. He stopped in front of two sleeping passengers one after another and used the same method to take away his mobile phone and even his wallet and card holder. In this crowded carriage, everyone who was awake was there. Looking down at his phone, no one noticed anything strange about him.

When he walked through the carriage and squeezed past Chen Ling, he even boldly touched Chen Ling's pocket. After finding that there was nothing, he turned back and glanced at Chen Ling with a strange expression, and whispered:

"...Damn it, I met a poor guy."

Chen Ling:......

[Audience Expectation Value +4]

Very good, Chen Ling already knows where to get a mobile phone... Not only that, even the issue of expectations can be solved.

Chen Ling squinted at the man in black huddled in the corner, a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes. The next moment, the phone ringing at the highest volume suddenly rang from his arms!

“It’s the first month of the year~~ It’s the New Year~~~Everyone is posting Spring Festival couplets~~”

The sound instantly spread throughout the carriage, and everyone's eyes turned to the man in black in the corner, whose face instantly turned pale!

He hurriedly took something out of his pocket, but because there were so many mobile phones, he couldn't be sure which one was ringing. At the same time, the white-collar worker sleeping in the corner suddenly woke up, confused. He looked towards the corner, seemingly surprised that someone had the same taste in ringtones as him.

She subconsciously reached into her bag and suddenly froze on the spot.

The sweaty man in black finally found the ringing cell phone, but after pressing the button several times with his finger, he couldn't hang up. Then, more and more ringtones rang from his cell phone!

"Your shallow smile is just like~~..."

"Didi beep beep beep beep beep..."

"I want to see you, I just want to see you~~The future is past~~I just want to see you~~..."

"..."

When five completely different cell phone ringtones rang from the same person, everyone realized something was wrong.

The man in black was also stunned. He had been doing this for so long and he had never encountered such an evil situation... When he came back to his senses, he turned around and wanted to run to the car behind him, but was blocked by a hand from the crowd. His feet tripped and fell to the ground.

"Catch the thief!!"

Several owners of lost things rushed forward and surrounded him. This movement alerted the staff on the subway, and they rushed here.

After everyone complained, the staff looked at the man in black with a gloomy expression. They grabbed the man in black and escorted him off the platform when the subway arrived. The real police had been waiting for a long time.

"Open your clothes." A policeman shouted in a deep voice.

The man in black seemed to know that he would not be able to escape today, so he opened his coat in despair, revealing the stolen goods inside.

His mask was also taken off. He had a weathered face. He looked about forty or fifty years old. His eyes were bloodshot and his hair had almost fallen out.

"This is my phone!"

"this is mine!"

"Damn it, you damn thief...Comrade police, please punish him severely!"

Seeing the mobile phones being taken away by the owners one by one, the man in black did not dare to raise his head. At the same time, a policeman looked at him coldly:

"ID card."

"...No, no."

"No?"

"Comrade police, it's like this... I lost money gambling at a casino in Las Vegas, and all my belongings were taken away... I finally managed to find connections to escape. If I hadn't been desperate, I would have I won’t steal my cell phone here…”

The man in black said bitterly. At this moment, only his own old-fashioned flip phone was left on the ground, which he bought from a street stall in Las Vegas for two hundred yuan.

The policeman glanced at him and said, "Editor, keep making it up...I haven't heard much about this version."

"Everything I said is true...I escaped from death!"

"If you don't believe me, you can check my phone. I secretly recorded a video in that casino! Others said that my video was pornographic, but I really didn't... That casino is so evil, and that boss , he is simply a man-eating demon!!"

The man in black was about to bend down to pick up the phone. At this moment, a young man in a brown coat stepped forward and picked up the flip phone first.

The man in black was stunned.

"Sorry, comrade police." Chen Ling smiled slightly, "I'll get my phone."

"???" The man in black yelled, "What's your phone? This is my phone! I was cheated out of 200 yuan to buy it at the border!"

A policeman stepped forward and asked Chen Ling doubtfully:

"Is this really your phone?"

"Yes."

"Can I prove it?"

Chen Ling pondered for a moment, lowered her head and called out to the flip phone: "Hey, Siri."

"I'm here."

[Audience Expectation Value +3]

Man in black:? ? ? ? ? ?

The police were also stunned. They had never seen this style of iPhone before.

"No, that's not right... This phone doesn't have a lock screen password. The wallpaper is a sports car, and there are my call records in it! The name of the recent caller is Brother Hu!" the man in black said with wide eyes.

Chen Ling did not open the flip, but handed the phone to the policeman with an innocent look. After the latter opened it, he looked at the man in black with a strange expression.

"I just said this phone is mine?!" The man in black looked at Chen Ling, his teeth itching with anger.

The policeman silently opened the flap,

As the screen lit up, Chen Ling's indifferent selfie came into view, and she even gestured with scissor hands.