Fellow practitioners who live in this mortal world with their beauty

The nine-foot rosewood luxurious bed in Yunxiao Palace.

The three treasures and the other three, who were drunk with moon tea, lay in a disorderly manner on the bed in an indecent sleeping posture, sleeping on top of each other and in each other's arms.

"Fuck, I actually slept with an immortal."

Sanbao woke up slowly and found that he and Sanxiao were lying on the big bed, naked and very cool. There was not even a quilt to cover them. He was immediately frightened.

Oh no! Drinking tea caused trouble.

Run away...run away as soon as possible!

Sanbao carefully pulled his arm out of Yunxiao's arms. Although he was bitten a few times by the little white rabbit, he didn't bother to beat it up now.

Now that the arm is free, the next step becomes a little difficult.

There was a Bixiao lying on his chest, and the little white rabbit was squeezed so hard that it couldn't breathe, and Qiongxiao's long legs were resting on Sanbao's waist.

"Mountain Moving Technique... er, I won't be using it for now."

The Fairy Bixiao on his chest raised her head and looked at Sanbao blankly with a pair of hazy eyes.

"Ahem... Um, Senior Sister Bixiao, please press on my chest, please move a little."

"Oh... Junior Brother, are you going to get up?"

Bixiao had just opened his eyes and nodded blankly. When his forehead touched Sanbao's chest, he realized that he was lying naked on someone's chest.

"what……"

“Don’t scream…”

Sanbao was very anxious and reached out to cover Fairy Bixiao's mouth, but it was too late. Yunxiao and Qiongxiao had already been awakened.

"what……"

"what……"

Damn, this is not the right time to wake up.

Facing three Golden Immortals, it would be a lie to say that he is not afraid. Each of the Three Treasures is not even a pseudo-immortal and cannot be considered a perfect saint. The Hunyuan Golden Bowl may be able to trap one of them if it uses up all its magic power.

The Shambhala nuclear bomb series was left to the ancestors for research. Now there is only one nuclear bomb, and its lethality to them is not very great.

We must not let them get mad!

If you strike first, you will be stronger, if you strike later, you will suffer disaster!

"Wuwuwu...you...you must be responsible for me. I am pure and innocent..."

"Bah bah bah... shut up!"

Fairy Yunxiao woke up and saw the disgusting scene in front of her. She immediately recalled the false phoenix and fake phoenix that happened when the three sisters got drunk on tea for the first time. She kicked Sanbao out of the bedroom.

Damn, this is so embarrassing!

Three Golden Immortals were defeated by a brat.

calm!calm!calm!

Impulse is the devil! Impulse is the big devil!

It is impossible to kill Sanbao. Our master is very good at fortune-telling and will soon know the cause and effect of the matter. I am in the wrong in this matter.

"Sisters, change your clothes first."

What has happened has already happened and being angry will not help.

"Big sister, wuwuwu..."

"Why are you crying? It was you who started the drinking party."

"Woo woo woo, I haven't even started to feel anything yet, and I've already lost my first time."

Uh...it seems like you don't feel wronged.

"Woo woo woo, Qiong Xiao doesn't feel anything either."

"Sisters, stop crying. Do you think I can feel it? The Drunken Moon Tea is so strong that we can wake up so quickly..."

No, what's the reason?

One glass of wine made me drunk for two days.

"Wow, sis...what should we do now?"

"Go find that brat and ask for compensation!"

Although they had the intention of getting Sanbao drunk at first, something unexpected happened now.

Yunxiao couldn't just let this go after losing both the wife and the army. This matter would not be over until he took out eight or ten magic weapons.

"Yes, I saw with my own eyes that he was the first to kiss my elder sister. We are right, so we must..."

"Shut up, little sister. Even if this fairy ate him first, he has to be responsible!"

This boy is so bold that he actually dares to take away my first kiss... uh, and my first night.

It is true that alcohol makes cowards bold, and tea makes them promiscuous.

"Oh... I don't know who ate who first?"

Bixiao shook his head, drunken tea will lead to trouble!

Hundreds of thousands of years in the mortal world, and more than 100,000 years in the fairyland. The innocent years that I kept for so many years for the sake of righteousness were lost in such a muddle.

"Why do you care who ate who first? We are women now, so of course we are the weak ones who will suffer."

"He...is the perfect saint..."

His Golden Immortal realm is much higher than that of his junior brother.

"Women! We are women now. It is our nature to be rude and unreasonable. Who can reason with women?"

Fairy Yunxiao was anxious and tapped Bixiao's head.

"Sister, Daoxin..."

Who says women are unreasonable? The elder sister's words sounded like those of an ordinary woman. Qiongxiao couldn't help but hold his forehead.

"Those who disturb my Dao heart shall be killed!"

Sanxiao cursed in shame and anger, while hurriedly changing his clothes and running straight to the front hall to settle the score with Sanbao.

Sanbao was kicked out of the dormitory. He wanted to escape but couldn't break the defensive formation. His life would be in danger if he stayed. It was his first meeting with his master through a bubble, and he didn't leave any contact information, so he definitely couldn't be relied on.

Helplessly listening, Sanxiao left the bedroom and recited Gu Nanyue's poems with a sad face.

"In that life, you were a butterfly and I was a fallen flower. The flower's heart was broken, and the butterfly's wings flew to the ends of the earth. In that life, you were a star and I was a crescent moon. We were separated by our shadows and our years were wasted.

In that life, you were a singer and I was a pipa. In troubled times, there was music and singing, deep love in the world, weapons and spears, water, moon and flowers in the mirror, and a moment of beauty. The wisp of blue smoke that was passed down from generation to generation embellished the fairy tale of our bond.

In this life, you and I don’t care about our status, we don’t care about vanity, three thousand white hairs, we care about each other for a lifetime, okay? "

"it is good!"

Fairy Bixiao blurted out with tears in her eyes.

"Don't forget our purpose."

Qiong Xiao poked Bi Xiao and reminded him in a low voice.

Uh...really touching, aren’t you?

Such an infatuated love lasts for three lifetimes.

Fairy Yunxiao was already proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and when she heard Sanbao's story about reincarnation and love, her heart was moved.

This little junior brother is really devoted to me.

No, this fairy wants to settle accounts with you and ask for compensation. There's no point in being moved.

"Junior brother..."

"Don't do it... I feel guilty about what happened. I feel sorry for you and my fellow Taoist friends who are waiting for me to return."

Sanbao showed a look of self-blame and guilt.

Uh...I haven't asked you any questions yet, who are you showing that expression to?

"Junior brother..."

"Senior Sister Yunxiao, I am willing to take responsibility!"

Sanbao waved his hand to interrupt Yunxiao, with a determined look on his face.

"Pah, pah, pah, this fairy's heart is indestructible. Who asked you to be responsible? Don't disturb my quiet cultivation."

"That's right, those who disturb my Dao heart should be killed!"

"Well, you must compensate us with ten magic weapons!"

"Plop! Plop! Plop..."

Bixiao spoke frankly and directly stated her elder sister's request. Everyone fell down one after another after hearing it.

Yunxiao and Qiongxiao were so shocked that they sat down on the sandalwood chairs, while Sanbao stumbled and fell on the white jade floor. Everyone held their foreheads and looked at Bixiao in amazement.

Damn, your purpose is too direct!

"Big sister, didn't you yell enough?"

Bixiao scratched his head. Is it necessary to have such a big reaction? If it’s not enough, you can add more. If it’s too much, we can discuss it.

"Sister, it's not enough. Even if you sell me, you still can't get so many magic weapons."

Damn, you think the magic weapons are cabbages? I have worked hard to collect a dozen of them. If I give them all to you, it would be like going back to the time before liberation.

"Humph, who would buy a saint from the lower world?"

That's the truth, but it sounds hurtful.

"You can wait until I ascend to the immortal realm before auctioning it. With the reputation of my master, I might be able to sell it for a good price."

As long as Yuanshi Tianzun is here, who dares to buy from me?

"Who wants to sell you out? Your ancestor is a master of refining equipment, and he will definitely leave you a lot of magic weapons."

"Not a single one, really."

The Hunyuan Golden Bowl was found by this Taoist master himself.

As for the Hunyuan Pearl, it was the inheritance left by the master, and it was not left to Liu Baoer by the Hunyuan Patriarch.

"Junior brother took advantage of me, so he should at least compensate the two sisters."

Haha, you don’t want it anymore.

"Senior sister, you don't know that after several setbacks in the lower world due to the depletion of spiritual energy, there are no high-level cultivators in Hunyuan Mountain now. The ancestor's lineage that can remain is all thanks to the blessing of Master. Not to mention magic weapons, even ordinary magic tools are rare."

"The descendant of our great-grandmaster is so miserable. Hasn't he already returned to the lower world?"

"Hehe, it's just a primordial spirit. When I found him, he had just woken up. He is a person from the host clan whose tendons and veins were broken. He can only rebuild his body with the help of my Primordial Pearl Cave..."

"Hunyuan Pearl! Master passed it down to you!"

Uh... I'm getting a little carried away again.

Still young after all.

"I am a direct disciple after all."

"I don't know what Master Uncle likes about you. You have both the Ruyi Whisk and the Hunyuan Pearl in your hands."

This is not something you can know.

"Except for these two magic weapons, the rest were all collected by me with great difficulty."

"How about leaving those orbs as compensation?"

"As the saying goes, a night of love brings a hundred days of grace. It's not that I don't want to give them to you, but these pearls are still of great use. I will give you another magic weapon."