Fellow practitioners who live in this mortal world with their beauty
Chapter 425: Sister Xueli, Don’t Look at Me
"Ah... there's a monster!"
Xueli Xiaoji heard from the Queen Mother of the West that Sanbao was rubbing against the thunder. She couldn't help her curiosity for two days and two nights, so she ran to the cave entrance and saw a monster standing upright like a gorilla.
"Why are you yelling? What monster can be as handsome, suave, and elegant as me? I am loved by everyone and flowers bloom wherever I see me."
Sanbao turned around unhappily, revealing his white teeth on his dark face.
"Damn it, baby, you're going to dig coal."
When Queen Mother of the West and others heard Xueli Xiaoji's exclamation, they flew to the cave entrance and found that it was Sanbao who was scaring people.
"Hey, I've made a fortune!"
"I know you have collected a lot of thunder. It is not proper to be naked. Clean your body quickly."
"Ah...you rascal, turn around."
Xueli Xiaoji realized it belatedly and screamed again, covering Qiufang's eyes. The big meat worm was covered with a layer of charcoal and was as thick as a tree trunk.
"Hehe, the baby is mighty and domineering."
"What a bullshit! Hurry up and use some water to rinse it off. Cleansing magic won't work."
Sanbao rolled his eyes. Even someone who hasn’t taken a bath for ten thousand years wouldn’t have such thick hair.
"Pick it down!"
Cleaning techniques are useless, how long will it take to flush?
Shangguan Susu and Queen Mother of the West walked forward and broke off pieces of charcoal in a funny way, which made Sanbao grimace in pain.
"Be careful there, don't use brute force!"
This big fleshy worm that looks like a piece of plaster is related to your happy life, so don't break it.
"Hehe, it seems to have grown bigger again."
"It's all your doing. Even a body tempered by thunder tribulation can't grow so fast."
The Queen Mother of the West patted Shangguan Susu's jade hand and said, "Stop making trouble. There are two people behind us. It seems you are so hungry that you will not be able to choose what to eat."
"Hehe, it's only a matter of time for these two beauties."
Didn’t you see Qiufang looking through Xueli Xiaoji’s fingers, and staring at Sanbao with Xueli Xiaoji like curious babies?
"Ah...what's the matter of sooner or later?"
"Hehe, you want to obtain the baby's yang energy, and sister Qiufang wants to shape her body. No matter which method of cultivation you use, you can't do without this thing."
"Like a mortal? How embarrassing."
Although Xueli Xiaoji is an elf, she has been wandering the world for many years. She has seen it in the fields, caves and grass. Out of curiosity, she has also seen it for free from a close distance in stealth.
"Hehe, you little thing who says one thing but means another, it's embarrassing but you can't even move your eyes away."
"Ah... don't look at anything inappropriate!"
Xueli Xiaoji screamed and covered her eyes with her little hands that were blocking Qiufang, her fingers opening wide.
"Sister Susu, I... I don't have a physical body... do I have to do that..."
"Hehe, dual cultivation of souls is the same as that of the physical body."
After Shangguan Susu and Queen Mother of the West had picked up the coke, they cast two rain talismans, focusing the water on Sanbao. The black water flowed along his skin, and his feet became an ink pool.
"Haha, the babies should be collected and Cong'er should sell them at the Chamber of Commerce. Sanbao brand ink will help you get a good score on the list of successful candidates, and it will definitely be in short supply."
“Oh, it’s so big!”
Under the stimulation of the water flow, the big meat worm began to raise its head. Xueli Xiaoji couldn't help but exclaimed, because what she had peeked at before were all small earthworms.
"Sister Xueli, please don't look at anything inappropriate."
Qiufang reminded Xueli Xiaoji while looking at the new things.
"Haha, look at it, I don't mind. We are all old monsters who have lived for tens of thousands of years. Our skins are thicker than city walls. There is nothing to be shy about."
After Sanbao washed himself, he performed a cleansing spell and put on a Taoist robe. Apart from the steel needle on his head, he looked extremely energetic and teased Xueli Xiaoji.
"Bah, bah, bah, you are the old monster."
Xueli Xiaoji threw a snowball over.
"Baby, sister is also an old monster."
Queen Mother of the West also said angrily that women hate it most when people say they are old, even if they have lived for tens of thousands of years...
Uh...it’s really very old.
Oh no, never mind, let’s get started!
I am still very young, how dare you say that I am an old monster who can’t be strangled to death.
"Sister Xixi, luckily I have only lived for a few thousand years. I am not an old monster. You...hahaha..."
"Bah! Even thousands of years old is still an old monster."
"Ah...sisters, I..."
"You're also an old ghost girl!"
Xueli Xiaoji said unhappily, "Don't you know how long you have lived?"
"Baby, stop making trouble. Mei'er and Xuanwu will be back soon. It's unbecoming of a master like you to be so slick."
After playing around for a while, Queen Mother of the West stopped everyone in time. Sanbao asked his two disciples to go to Ise Shrine, and they should be back soon.
The Eight-foot Mirror and the Yasakani no Magatama were treasures brought from the Central Plains by Oni-cha, the predecessor of the Yamata no Orochi. Because they could not be used, they were awarded to the Yamato clan as a symbol of power and stored in the Ise Shrine.
Ji Xian sent the Ghost Catching Squad to capture the Shikigami. Sanbao was busy trying to avoid being caught, and was afraid that the treasure would be destroyed. After Xuanwu killed all the Onmyojis, he arranged for the couple to go and collect it.
"It shouldn't take two great demon kings so long to retrieve something. Is there another powerful person in Ise Jingu?"
Sanbao shook off the snowflakes on his body and said, "How can an ice elf like you play with snow?"
"How about we go take a look?"
“Don’t worry, Sister Xixi. As long as there are no old monsters, the two Great Demon Kings can walk sideways.”
"What an old monster, you want to be beaten again."
The Queen Mother of the West rolled her eyes at Sanbao and said, "When you speak, you have to consider who your audience is. They are all women who have lived for tens of thousands of years. I can't stop teasing you."
"Hehe, it was a slip of the tongue, my sister is in her prime, young and beautiful."
"Hmph, you're smart. Now that the evil spirits and souls in the space have been cleared out, Sister Qiufang, do you want to keep the space or integrate it into the baby's cave?"
When Sanbao was taking advantage of the opportunity, the women had already become very familiar with each other, and Qiufang also knew that Sanbao could integrate the cave heaven.
"Since I will be cultivating in Sanbao's cave in the future, I will integrate this space into the cave, even if it is..."
"Consider it our dowry!"
Xueli Xiaoji interjected and said that she had seen that when mortal women got married, their parents would send some dowry.
“Hahaha…I’ll take it!”
What was Sanbao's purpose in coming here? Wasn't it to come to the forbidden space? Although he didn't absorb and refine those evil spirits due to Qiufang's face, collecting a large amount of thunder was an unexpected surprise.
"Sister Xixi, take them both back to the cave and settle them down. I will go to meet Xuanwu Mei'er after I finish refining."
"Okay, notify us if Xuanwu Mei'er is in danger. Xueli Xiaoji is with Xue'er, and Qiufang is with the sisters Qiuhu and Qiudie. These little guys are too playful, so they should be taken care of."
"That's good. They have the same attributes. If Qiufang Xueli Xiaoji is in charge, it's just right that one thing can defeat another."
After Qiu Fang implanted the soul mark, Sanbao thought about it, and several people entered the cave. Sanbao was the only one left in the huge space.
"The Hun Yuan Pearl... won't come out!"
Sanbao flew to the attic, sat cross-legged, calmed down and was about to sacrifice the Hunyuan Pearl when a sense of danger arose and his whole body immediately became alert. A thunderbolt appeared in his palm, emitting arcs and sparks.
"Come out, there's no one here now!"
"Haha, you are worthy of being my son-in-law. How did you discover me?"
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