Fellow practitioners who live in this mortal world with their beauty

No, no! Something's wrong here!

I came to the palace to tell fortunes, not to be a eunuch!

Zhao Sanbao hurriedly walked to the guard leading the way.

"Brother guard, I am not here to be a eunuch."

"If you don't want to be a eunuch, why do you come to the Jingshi Room?"

"Brother, guard, I want to find Eunuch Zhu, the chief supervisor of the Imperial Palace."

"You have to clean yourself up even if you find Eunuch Zhu!"

This is unreasonable. I just go to the palace to tell fortunes and earn some money. Why do I need to purify myself?

"Brother, guard, if you don't purify yourself, I will come out as soon as I go in."

"You have to purify yourself when you enter!"

What's the rule? The money in the palace is not easy to earn, so it is better to return the silver note to Eunuch Zhu. Zhao Sanbao took out the silver note and was about to hand it to the guard...

"Even if you give me money, you still have to clean yourself!"

Zhao Sanbao rolled his eyes and was speechless.

"It's not for you, it's for Eunuch Zhu!"

"It's of no use to anyone, you must purify yourself!"

This brother might have eaten the rolling pin, otherwise he wouldn't have spoken so harshly.

"Brother guard, I am a fortune teller."

"Fortune tellers must also purify themselves!"

It seems like you can't get in without some unique skills.

"Brother guard, I see that your hall is dark, and there may be a bloody disaster today."

"You curse me, curse me to be purified!"

"Stop... don't run... stop him quickly... he hasn't been cut off yet!"

At this time, a young man with a bare buttocks and bloody thighs ran out of the guest room holding a knife.

"Damn it, uncle. I've cut it twice and it's still not done. It hurts uncle so much that I won't cut it anymore!"

When the guard saw something happened in the Jingshi Room, he ignored the quarrel with Zhao Sanbao and rushed towards the young man with his sword in hand.

Seeing the rare opportunity, Zhao Sanbao threw down the fortune-telling flag and rushed out of the minister's room with a whoosh. This showed the benefits of practicing the breathing technique. He was as light as a swallow and disappeared after turning a corner.

The guard took down the young man with the knife. When he looked back, he saw that Zhao Sanbao was gone. He hurriedly chased him out of the respect room. Looking around, there was no one there.

Secretly annoyed, and afraid of being punished if his superiors found out about his dereliction of duty, he didn't dare to speak out for a while, covering his arm that was stabbed by the young man.

His calculations are really accurate!

Zhao Sanbao was afraid of being overtaken by the guards, so he ran around like a headless fly, and had to avoid the guards and eunuchs he encountered.

I was hiding and hiding along the way, not knowing where the imperial prison was. As I ran further and further away, I became more and more panicked.

Breaking into the palace privately is a capital crime. Once caught by the guards, there is absolutely no room for negotiation based on the quality of these guards. It is estimated that the head will be lost.

If I had known that I had to cleanse myself before entering the palace, I would have never accepted this job. Who knows where Eunuch Zhu lives?

Forget it, let's find some eunuch clothes and sneak out of the palace first. The thousand taels of silver notes from Eunuch Zhu can be regarded as a shock payment for me.

After passing through a circular door, I looked around and saw that no one was there. I entered the courtyard in a flash. There was an open space on the right and two houses on the left, with the doors ajar.

When I entered, I saw a training room with sandbags hanging on top, thick blankets on the bottom, a few puppets in leather bags, and a small door inside the room.

Zhao Sanbao looked into the courtyard and saw that no one was there. He closed the door and opened the small door. Inside was a dressing room with seven or eight large wooden boxes for clothes. All kinds of clothes were quite complete. , Zhao Sanbao found some clothes that fit him and put them on. He put the changed clothes into a cloth bag to avoid being discovered by others.

After resting for a while, just as he was about to go out, he heard footsteps coming from the outer room. Zhao Sanbao hurriedly leaned against the door of the room, hiding behind the door and not daring to say anything.

After a while, I heard only a thumping sound, and out of curiosity, I secretly opened a gap.

It turned out that a fourteen-year-old or fifteen-year-old boy was practicing martial arts with a puppet in his arms. At this time, the boy grabbed the puppet's waist, straightened his arms, lifted the puppet high above his head, and then threw it hard on the blanket, while he Because he lost his balance, he took two steps back and fell a big somersault.

Seeing this, Zhao Sanbao couldn't help laughing.

When the young man heard the laughter, he was slightly startled: "Who is where? Come out!"

When Zhao Sanbao saw that there was no other guard but a young man, he didn't care and opened the door and came out with a smile.

"I've never seen someone as stupid as you fall down when wrestling with a dummy!"

The young man was angry: "You are awesome, come on!"

Zhao Sanbao curled his lips: "I won't do such childish things like you little brat."

The young man was furious and strode over to attack him. Although Zhao Sanbao had never practiced any martial arts moves, he was still light and strong and agile. He ducked out of the way and hooked his feet at the same time. The young man fell heavily on the blanket.

The young man was startled and said angrily: "You are not wrestling!"

Zhao Sanbao said: "Just beat him down and knock him down!"

The young man heard this and said nothing. He hit Zhao Sanbao with a long fist with his left hand. Zhao Sanbao leaned to avoid it, but was hit in the lower abdomen by the young man's right fist. He screamed and fell on the blanket in pain.

The young man said proudly: "Just beat him down and knock him down!"

Zhao Sanbao was so angry that he rolled over in front of the boy, hugged the boy's legs and pulled hard. The boy couldn't stand and fell down with a thud.

Zhao Sanbao turned over and sat on the young man, shouting: "Do you accept it or not?"

The young man didn't say anything. He secretly grabbed Zhao Sanbao's legs and pushed him up, knocking Zhao Sanbao over. When he got up, he pressed down on Zhao Sanbao's upper body and shouted, "Do you accept it or not?"

Zhao Sanbao secretly used his strength, jumped up suddenly, knocked the boy over, and rode up again. The two of them were tossing and turning on the blanket. Sometimes Zhao Sanbao was on top, and sometimes the boy was on top, refusing to give in to each other.

The fight lasted for more than half an hour, until the two of them were exhausted and out of breath, and then they separated and fell on the blanket, gasping for air, and then laughed at each other and cherished each other.

After resting for a while, Zhao Sanbao stood up, looked at his torn clothes, and muttered: "I have to change clothes again."

The young man also got up and looked at Zhao Sanbao curiously. No eunuch guard dared to wrestle with him like this. They all fell to the ground after a few gestures and shouted that they had lost.

Zhao Sanbao ignored him and went straight to the dressing room, took off his torn clothes and prepared to pick out some clothes.

"You, you are not the eunuch!"

"Tch, who stipulates that only guards and eunuchs like you come here!"

"You... why did you come in if you weren't a eunuch!"

Zhao Sanbao hurriedly changed his clothes and said with a resentful look on his face: "Isn't it all the fault of Eunuch Zhu, the imperial eunuch?"

"Do you know Eunuch Zhu?"

Zhao Sanbao told him how he came to the palace to tell fortunes, how he entered the ministerial room, how the guards insisted on him purifying himself, and how he escaped.

The young man was startled after hearing this, pointed at Zhao Sanbao, then laughed again, and finally rolled on the blanket holding his stomach.

"Smile, laugh your ass off! Fortunately, I can run fast."

Zhao Sanbao looked scared again, which made the young man laugh.

"Then you are not afraid that your identity will be revealed and you will be caught and beheaded by the guards."

"Tch, my Taoist martial arts skills are world-class, what can a few little guards do to me!"

"Blow it, you can't even beat me!"

The young man looked unbelieving.

"It's not like I can't beat you. Let me correct you. We are tied. If we hadn't competed, I would have killed you instantly."