Fellow practitioners who live in this mortal world with their beauty
Chapter 297 Bai Suzhen plays the role of White Snake
"Isn't the show already started? Why is the curtain raised again? I want to watch Xiao Qing become the matchmaker?"
Prince Jane was very dissatisfied. It was enough to end the prologue. Why should it end after the show started?
"Didn't you see? The layout of each scene is different. Pulling up the big curtain to cover it up should be setting up the scene."
Prince Kang reached into the paper bag to get some snacks, but they were empty. He couldn't help but look at the paper bag in his hand.
I ate all the food in just one scene, and I never ate snacks so quickly at home.
He looked around and saw where the vending boy had gone.
Not to mention, the snacks at the theater were different from the melon seeds and peanuts they had eaten before. They were all made by Sanbao using the technology of his previous life. When had they ever eaten such crisp and delicious snacks?
"Melon seeds and peanut mineral water..."
The vending machine... no, it was the vending boy, with a big wooden box full of snacks hanging on his chest, and he started to come out and shout.
"Come and pack melon seeds!"
This thing is small and eats slowly, so it should last two games.
"Okay, Chenghui five cents!"
Prince Kang took out a piece of silver and was about to throw it into the round hole when he suddenly remembered that the vending machines would not give change. He retracted his hand and secretly used his inner strength to shatter it into ten small pieces. He didn't know how many more events were ahead, so save some money. Bar.
"Ten packs of melon seeds!"
Uh... Rich man Jin has become stingy. Didn't he exchange a piece of silver for a pack of snacks just now?
"Thank you, Prince Kang. I just happened to have finished my meal too. There are so many snacks to watch while watching a movie."
Prince Jian picked up a few packages familiarly and threw them to Prince Yu and Prince Su. However, he took two packages without ceremony.
Uh...hell, you might as well buy a pack.
Prince Kang saw that there was only one pack of melon seeds left, and he quickly grabbed it. His inner strength had been wasted just now.
Fortunately, at the beginning of the second scene, Xu Xian chased Bai Suzhen's house and asked for an umbrella. One wanted to repay the favor, while the other couldn't walk when he saw the beauty. The two successfully started talking about getting married.
"Oh, in order to repay her kindness, Bai Suzhen actually married Xu Xian. Doesn't she know that humans, monsters, and immortals have different paths and cannot marry?"
After the second marriage ceremony ended, Shangguan Susu began to comment again.
"Yes, yes, then Xu Xian is not a cultivator of immortality. If sister Suzhen gives birth to a nest of little snake eggs, I won't scare him to death."
Xia Jiaojiao agreed and nodded.
"Haha, when you and the baby have a baby, sister will see if it's a baby or a snake egg."
"Hmph, this girl has transformed into a human being, and Brother Sanbao is a cultivator, so of course the baby will be born."
Xia Jiaojiao is not sure either. Although it has evolved into a dragon and can transform into a human being, its body is still a python, and it will produce a big snake egg when the time comes.
"The opportunities that monks and heaven seize cannot be measured by the earthly world. When you reach the realm of a saint and your body sublimates, not only will you be separated from the body of monsters and beasts, but your mortal body will also be incomparable. The offspring born at that time will be spiritual bodies, and they will be in the refining period as soon as they are born. .”
The Queen Mother of the West is a person from ancient times, so she has naturally seen the offspring of human beings and demons. After reaching the saint realm, whether they are humans or demons, their bodies have been tempered to the extreme, and their offspring can also inherit their bloodline.
That's fine, that's fine. We are all babies. If I give birth to snake eggs, Brother Sanbao won't like me anymore.
In the third scene, Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian fell in love after getting married. They opened a pharmacy to help the people. They lived a happy life and had a child of love.
At this time, Fahai brought a pestle and alms bowl and went to the Baohe Hall for alms. He was overjoyed when he saw Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing.
Fahai was also a monk, so he naturally saw that the two people were monsters in their form, and thought that if he ate their inner elixirs, he would be stronger after refining and absorbing them, and he would gain merit by getting rid of the monsters, killing two birds with one stone.
Fahai left Baohe Hall and waited at the corner of the street. When Xu Xian came out, he stepped forward and provoked him in every possible way. He bluntly said that his wife and maid were snake spirits and monsters. Xu Xian was newly married, so he didn't believe it.
"Why are there still monks? Does this Fa Hai belong to the Western Heaven Mahayana teaching?"
"It doesn't matter where he comes from. A monk subjugates demons and a Taoist priest eliminates demons. It has nothing to do with Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian being together."
Shangguan Susu was very happy to see Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian opening a medical clinic to save people in the world, but when he heard that Fa Hai actually used poisonous tactics to bewitch Xu Xian, he was immediately filled with anger.
"Yes, yes, we snake tribe are most afraid of realgar wine. After drinking it, we will become drowsy and lose our mentality."
Xia Jiaojiao also frowned angrily, wishing she could go on stage to kill Monk Fahai.
In the VIP seats under the stage, everyone was also talking a lot, accusing Fa Hai of having many affairs.
"Oh, Xu Xian actually bought realgar wine, damn it!"
Prince Jian was indignant and did not drop the melon seeds in his hand. He threw them into his mouth and bit them, as if he thought they were Fa Hai.
"A dog takes a mouse, mind your own business!"
"With us Taoists here, when will it be their Buddhist sect's turn to catch monsters?"
"Let the Imperial Master destroy him!"
After the third scene ended, all the princes denounced Fa Hai, and all the snacks were gone in a moment.
"Prince Kang, a few more packets."
"I'm not coming! The Imperial Master is so shameless that he doesn't give change. I do have one gold coin left, but it's really not worth it in exchange for a packet of melon seeds."
They all go out without money, so Prince Su’s copper coins were left over from red envelopes.
"What a bunch of poor people!"
Prince Jane muttered, looking around to see if there were any acquaintances, so that he could get some coins.
"It seems like you have money in your pocket."
Prince Su rolled his eyes speechlessly. He sponsored him five coins, and he also snatched Prince Kang's snacks.
"Of course I have them, but they didn't follow me at the servant's place."
"Isn't it even there, Madam-in-law?"
Why, a penny can stump a heroic man, but who would have thought that he would like to eat snacks while watching a show.
"Her? She also doesn't bring any money. She is probably eating and drinking."
When Prince Jian spoke to La Bu, all the princes who heard him rolled their eyes. They were really not a family and would not enter the same family.
"My lords, the Imperial Master has sent word that you can exchange gold coins for ten packs of snacks."
At this time, the sales boy was instructed to drain Prince Kang of his last gold coin.
Uh...profiteer! A complete profiteer!
Prince Kang angrily threw the gold coins into the round hole and took out ten packs of snacks.
Not everyone can enter the premiere. Although designated viewing groups have to pay for tickets, and even if the entourage buys tickets, they have to wait for the next performance. At this time, the princes also deeply feel that they are really not confident without money. .
In the fourth scene, Bai Suzhen appeared in her true colors. After drinking realgar wine, she showed her true colors and scared Xu Xian to death.
"Look, what I said, sister Suzhen showed her true form and was destined to scare Xu Xian to death."
Xia Jiaojiao told her sisters that she was now a dragon and not as scary as a python.
"Xu Xian is a mortal. He has never seen monsters before. Anyone who makes him believe the slanderous words and frame Bai Suzhen will be scared to death."
Shangguan Su never takes it seriously. If you do something wrong, you have to accept the consequences.
"But without Xu Xian, how will we perform in the future?"
"Who knows, my sister has never read the script, but Fahai is such a monk as to stir up dissension and stir up trouble."
No matter how he became a monk, Xu Xian was indeed frightened to death. The fifth scene followed closely. Bai Suzhen did not forget the revenge of being framed by Xu Xian, and went to Kunlun with Xiaoqing to get the fairy grass and save Xu Xian's life.
"The evildoer is still ready to be captured. I've been waiting for you here for a long time."
As soon as the two people took off into the sky, they saw Fahai standing on the clouds with the magic pestle under his feet.
"Fahai, we have no enmity or enmity with you. Why do you want to separate our husband and wife and frame this girl?"
"Hahaha, it is my duty as a Buddhist to conquer demons. Now that I have encountered one, how can I let you endanger the mortal world?"
After saying no more than a few words, Bai Suzhen rescued her husband, and Xiaoqing attacked Fahai with swords.
Poor Fa Hai was only in the God Refining Stage, while Bai Suzhen was in the Great Demon Stage. They had no time to cast their spells, so they were knocked out of the clouds.
"Why save me? If he dared to frame me, I would have sent him to the underworld with a spell."
When Shangguan Susu saw that Bai Suzhen was going to Kunlun to ask for jelly grass to save her life, she couldn't help but lose her temper.
"Isn't Kunlun the territory of Queen Mother and Sister Xixi? How come it has become the dojo of Taishang Laojun?"
When Cai'er saw Taishang Laojun's two fairies, Mei He, and discovered the two girls who came to steal the fairy grass, she got involved with Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing, and couldn't help but complain about the script of Three Treasures.
"What do you know? There are many dojos for powerful people like Sanqing, and some famous mountains and rivers are more than just one person's dojo."
Queen Mother Xi rolled her eyes at Cai'er, "You are a bluebird. It's terrible that you are uneducated, and you are making a lot of noise."
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