God of War: My Best School Girlfriend

"Girlfriend? Why do I need something like that? It's annoying, unreasonable, and you have to spend your own time coaxing me. It's a troublesome thing no matter what, right? Senior sister, why are you asking this all of a sudden?"

Ye Xingke gave full play to his straight-man nature and made Senior Qi speechless.

She could only reply: "You really don't understand women's hearts..."

"I heard an uncle say that women mean trouble, and staying away from women means staying away from trouble, so forget about girlfriends..."

Ye Xingke explained straightforwardly that he was not lying. An uncle in the Royal Knights told him this.

"Hehehe, junior, you are really cute! Go and recruit more juniors. Senior is looking forward to you joining our animation club. Then I will be the only one who will continue to do your makeup. Come on!!!"

Senior Sister Qi encouraged her and gave him a wink, but was ignored by Ye Xingke, a straight man.

"Then thank you, senior! I'll treat you to dinner later!"

After finishing dressing up, Ye Xingke said hello to Senior Sister Qi, then turned back and walked out the door.

"What did that woman just say to you???"

As soon as he walked out of the animation club, Chu Lingjun couldn't help it and asked pretending not to care.

"It's nothing. She just asked me if I needed a girlfriend. It was really funny. How could a man like me need something like a girlfriend!"

Ye Xingke said proudly that women would only affect the speed at which he drew his sword.

Hearing this answer, Chu Lingjun didn't know whether he was angry or funny. He could only helplessly shake his head at Ye Xingke's straight-male thinking.

"Wow, Chu Xingke, I didn't expect you to be so handsome after putting on makeup! Even more handsome than those model cosers at station B! Isn't it easy to win over twenty girls now? You are almost guaranteed to join our club!"

Wang Kai said excitedly at the side, he is the future star in the cos world who has been introduced to the club!

"What's the use of looking good? It's not just appearance that attracts people into the club. You also have to be eloquent. Only in this way can you attract others to join the club..."

Chu Lingjun glanced at Ye Xingke, who had turned into a male god next to him. He looked more carefully at such a close distance. He was really flawless and handsome.

Even the arrogant school beauty like her suddenly blushed and turned her head away, her heart pounding wildly.

"What Chu Lingjun said makes sense. I have to prepare some other means... By the way, Wang Kai, where is the supermarket? I'm going to buy some props."

Ye Xingke nodded in agreement.

"Why are you buying props? Didn't he just ask you to recruit people?"

Chu Lingjun asked.

Ye Xingke chuckled: "You don't understand this. This is my advanced marketing policy! If you give gifts as long as you join the club, the success rate will be higher, right!!!"

Ye Xingke was proud of his wit.

Chu Lingjun nodded: "This is a plan in marketing. I didn't expect you to understand this. There is a big supermarket in our school. Let me go shopping with you!"

"No, no, just Wang Kai and I will go buy it! Just wait here..."

Ye Xingke quickly waved his hand, pulled Wang Kai and ran away.

Seeing Ye Xingke's mysterious look, Chu Lingjun suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart... No one could explain his energy clearly...

Bored, Chu Lingjun sat alone on the high platform in the school square, holding his chin in his hands, quietly waiting for Ye Xingke's return.

Usually she is always surrounded by people, but these times when she is alone are quite rare.

Later...

After a while, Chu Lingjun saw Ye Xingke and Wang Kai excitedly carrying two large bags of things and rushing towards the crowd.

Ye Xingke, who was dressed as Gojo Satoru, stood out among the crowd with his white hair. Therefore, even from a distance, Chu Lingjun could see him at a glance.

Ye Xingke happily found a girl in the square and started chatting with her.

At first, when the girl saw Ye Xingke, she looked a little shy and seemed to be shocked by his handsomeness.

Then the girl took out her mobile phone and asked for a photo, and Ye Xingke agreed. The girl took the initiative to take a photo together in his arms.

This made Chu Lingjun on the high platform feel very uncomfortable. Is he trying to win people over by betraying his appearance? ? ? However, she didn't know that all this was done voluntarily by the girls.

After that, Ye Xingke pointed in the direction of the animation club and said a few more words. The girl nodded in agreement, and it seemed that it was done.

Chu Lingjun breathed a sigh of relief for Ye Xingke, but felt a little disappointed in his heart.

Just then, things suddenly changed.

Ye Xingke took out a bag of something unknown from the big bag and handed it to the girl. Then the girl slapped him in the face and left without looking back...

In the end what happened? ? ? Why did the girl suddenly hit him? ? ? Chu Lingjun had several question marks in his heart.

The next development was basically like this. At first, Ye Xingke communicated well with the girls, and then he took out the mysterious item from his bag. The girls just took one look at it and either slapped him or turned around and ran away.

Chu Lingjun couldn't sit still anymore. She had to go see what was in Ye Xingke's bag.

Chu Lingjun walked down the high platform and walked into the crowded school square.

But because there were too many people, Chu Lingjun lost Ye Xingke's vision, and she could only search for his traces in the vast sea of ​​people.

Suddenly, a familiar and tired voice came from behind.

"Beauty, do you want to join our animation club? As long as you join, you will receive a luxurious gift~~~!"

As soon as Chu Lingjun turned around, he saw Ye Xingke's sunny and handsome face like a male god, smiling gently at her, and his sea-blue eyes exuded a gentle aura.

If it weren't for the pack of sanitary napkins in his hand, Chu Lingjun would have sunk in.

Seeing Chu Lingjun, Ye Xingke's eyebrows jumped twice.

Grass! Why didn't I realize earlier that they were acquaintances?

But the matter has come to this, there is no way out!

Ye Xingke reluctantly continued to smile and said: "So it's you, what a coincidence! You haven't joined the animation club yet! Do you want to join our club?"

"This is a rare opportunity. I can only give you this luxurious gift today! There is no shop after passing this village. Since we are acquaintances, can I give you two bags?"

Chu Lingjun was so angry that his veins were exposed, he gritted his teeth and wished he could beat up the man in front of him.

She finally understood why those girls either slapped her in the face or turned around and left after seeing what Ye Xingke handed them.

If a grown man uses sanitary napkins as a marketing prop to give to women, isn't that looking for trouble? ? ?

"This...is the advanced marketing policy you are talking about?"

Chu Lingjun suppressed the feeling of complaining and said slowly.

"Ah this...yes, this is it..."

Ye Xingke murmured that since he had been discovered, there was no need to hide it.

“Do you think this marketing scheme is good???”

Chu Lingjun bit her lip and asked. She wanted to ask Ye Xingke, what was he thinking in his heart with such a weak and vulgar marketing plan? ? ?

But she was afraid of losing control in public, so she bit her lip tightly.

"Of course! First of all, my goal is girls, so the things given to boys will not be considered."

Ye Xingke said plausibly that the plan to send sanitary napkins was something he had carefully considered.

"What is the best thing to give to a girl? That is of course what girls need most! Chocolate snacks are not practical and not necessarily every girl likes to eat them, but there is one thing that every girl must use!"

"That's it, sanitary napkins! Do you dare to say that apart from those old menopausal women, there is no woman in the world who doesn't use this magical device??!"

"Right, this is a necessity for girls. As long as you give it away, it will definitely be useful!! They have no reason not to accept it! For this reason, I packed up all the sanitary napkins in the supermarket..."

Ye Xingke crossed his arms and wisely explained his first-class marketing ideas to Chu Lingjun.

Chu Lingjun couldn't hold it in any longer and complained wildly: "Are you an idiot?! If you give this to a girl, who would want it! It would be better if they don't treat you as a pervert and call the police to arrest you! !!!Who will join your club!!!"

"I really don't understand. What are you thinking about in your head? You have weird thoughts all day long. A straight man wouldn't be so straight, right!? I...I..."

Chu Lingjun was so angry that Ye Xingke was speechless. Although he looked like a distinctive and outstanding male god, except for fighting, other aspects were really hard to describe.

"Come on, stop being angry and drink some water before you curse!"

At this moment, Ye Xingke smiled and thoughtfully handed over a bottle of water.

Under normal circumstances, if a boy is gentle to a girl, he will be moved by the girl.

But there is another situation that will irritate the other party, add fuel to the fire, and make the girl's anger even more serious...

Chu Lingjun took the water and suddenly had the urge to splash it on Ye Xingke's face. Why is this guy so thick-skinned? ! !

But Chu Lingjun had received a good education since she was a child, so she forced this impulse away. She pretended to be calm and asked:

"Didn't you notice? You were almost successful, but as soon as you took out the sanitary napkin, the girls were scared away..."

Ye Xingke nodded and said seriously: "Well, I have discovered this a long time ago!"

"Since you've discovered it a long time ago, why didn't you throw away the sanitary napkin! Maybe you can attract a few people!"

Chu Lingjun's eyes twitched and he was speechless.

Ye Xingke said seriously: "But in that case, it means that my battle plan has failed. Wouldn't I be very embarrassed!!"

"You have to walk the road you choose on your knees! And sanitary napkins are so expensive now. What a waste if you throw them away!"

"You!!!" Upon hearing this, Chu Lingjun suddenly lost control of his emotions.

(If you want to know what happened next, please see the breakdown in the next chapter)