Murano Momo is a cunning doctor
Chapter 75 The Old Liar
"no!"
Jiang Xiaochuan hurriedly denied it without any hesitation.
He knew that Miao Ruoxi was an experienced driver, and if he talked about this topic with her, he would not be able to get out of the car.
"Tch, what does this mean? Who doesn't want to have three wives and four concubines? One today, another one tomorrow, and another one from time to time. Isn't this your man's ultimate dream?"
Miao Ruoxi seemed to have seen through everything, and she spoke clearly and logically.
"Sister Miao, you misunderstood. I really have nothing to do with her."
Jiang Xiaochuan still didn't accept the words.
"Then do you want to take her down? I can help you."
Miao Ruoxi said seductively.
"No need."
Jiang Xiaochuan refused seriously.
"But I still hope that Sister Miao will take more care of her. After all, she belongs to our village."
Jiang Xiaochuan added.
Jiang Xiaochuan wanted to use this opportunity to make up for the fact that he had deceived this silly boy a lot in the past.
"Well, it depends on whether you can serve me comfortably."
Rubbing her slender waist, Miao Ruoxi said suggestively.
"This is easy to handle. Sister Miao, you lie down on the table and I'll show you what milking is, not massaging the dragon's claw hands."
Hearing this, a blush flashed across Miao Ruoxi's face, and she rolled her eyes at him, but she still lay down on the table obediently.
Beauty comes first, no matter how hard it is, you must face the difficulties. Adhering to this principle, Jiang Xiaochuan works very hard.
Within ten minutes, Miao Ruoxi quickly stopped. She noticed that Jiang Xiaochuan's hands had begun to act dishonestly.
"Get out of the way, I have to go to the bathroom."
Seeing Jiang Xiaochuan blocking her with a wicked smile, Miao Ruoxi said with a blushing face.
"Can my technique also diuresis?"
Jiang Xiaochuan sat sideways on the table, looked at his hands and smiled.
"Screw you!"
Miao Ruoxi pushed him away and quickly ran to the bathroom. For some reason, she couldn't hold it in any longer.
Ten minutes later, a radiant Miao Ruoxi walked out of the bathroom.
After Jiang Xiaochuan's repeated pressing and touching, she now felt comfortable all over. The previous fatigue was swept away, and all her energy returned.
"Sister Miao, do you want to continue? Special services are also available."
Jiang Xiaochuan approached diligently and said ambiguously.
"No need, just step back."
Miao Ruoxi waved her hands and sat at her desk again. Her fatigue was gone. Now her mind was full of ideas about running a new store, and she returned to strong woman mode in an instant.
"By the way, don't forget to go to the county to deliver food to the new store tomorrow. The measurements should be the same as in the old store."
Miao Ruoxi raised her head to remind, then lowered her head and picked up a pen to write.
"Okay boss, if you have nothing to do, please leave now."
Seeing that there was nothing to take advantage of, Jiang Xiaochuan nodded in agreement and replied with a pinched voice.
"Go back."
This time Miao Ruoxi didn't even raise her head. When Jiang Xiaochuan walked out, she burst into laughter.
After going out, Jiang Xiaochuan went straight to the vegetable market and found that many people in the vegetable market were looking at the flyers he distributed.
Although they didn't show much interest in it from their words, if you just look at it, there will be a market.
He put the pork in his car and decided to create a stir.
Picking up a flyer from the ground, he walked quietly to an old man with inconvenient legs and feet.
He struck up a conversation and said, "Uncle, are you interested in going there with me?"
"My relatives were just like you before. After treatment, they ran a marathon and finished second."
Jiang Xiaochuan knows that when talking to this kind of uncle, you have to be exaggerated and say something witty, otherwise he will ignore you.
The uncle also said in a loud voice: "Then this guy is not bad, he is a bit hot, but he is not interesting compared to me."
Hearing this, Jiang Xiaochuan's face darkened. He didn't expect that this old man was also a temperamental person, even bigger than he thought.
Just as he was about to leave, he was pulled back by the uncle, "Hey, young man, what's up, you want to treat a disease? If you want to treat a disease, come to me."
As soon as these words came out, Jiang Xiaochuan suddenly became happy, and he didn't expect to meet his colleagues.
"I wonder what diseases the old gentleman can treat?"
Jiang Xiaochuan asked with interest.
"Have you seen this? I can understand everything that is on it, and I can also understand what is not on it. To be honest..."
The old man lowered his voice and said, "The person who printed the advertisement is my apprentice. This bastard wants to treat people before he even starts training. Although he has learned some skills, he is not even a bit worse than me."
The old man's name is Cheng Er. He has never worked in his life and only relies on deception and abduction to make a living.
Not long ago, because of a collision with a porcelain car, a panicked female driver crushed her leg and she withdrew from that dangerous business. Now it has not opened for a long time.
Seeing Jiang Xiaochuan's simple clothes, I guessed that he must have never seen much of the world, so I wanted to make a fortune from him.
"This old man can do it!"
Jiang Xiaochuan thought to himself, now he knew why the people who got the flyers were so dismissive.
Emotions are all given to these people.
"I just took a look at your face and found that you are seriously ill."
Seeing Jiang Xiaochuan's silence, the old man looked at him with pity, trying to trick Jiang Xiaochuan quickly in this way.
"I wonder what disease I have?"
Jiang Xiaochuan spread his hands and looked cooperative.
"Well, the price of my medical treatment is clearly marked. It's [-] yuan to tell you the disease and [-] yuan to cure you. If you want to know what the disease is, you have to pay [-] yuan first."
Although Cheng Er spoke in a leisurely manner, his eyes were becoming greedy.
Hearing this, Jiang Xiaochuan was greatly disappointed. He originally thought that the old liar in front of him had some novel tricks.
I wanted to learn a trick or two from him, but I didn't expect Cheng Er to be so impatient that he directly asked for money.
He shook his head in disappointment and said: "If you have time, you should treat your prostate. Not only are you urinating frequently, urgently, and dribbling, but your peeing is also bifurcated."
After saying that, he ignored Cheng Er and walked away, leaving the red-faced Cheng Er alone and messy in the wind.
I thought it was a little sheep that I wanted to kill, but I didn't expect it to end in disgrace.
"But how could he explain my condition so clearly? Is there really a miracle doctor in this world?"
Cheng Er rattled his head and muttered to himself in confusion.
At this time, a colleague of Cheng Er came over, and he heard clearly the previous conversation between the two.
"Come on, Lao Cheng, stop wondering about it. Can you change your pants? This smell can spread two miles away."
As soon as his colleague approached Cheng Er, he covered his nose and said teasingly.
Hearing this, Cheng Er lowered his head and glanced at his crotch, which already had a water stain.
He hurriedly covered it with flyers, and then muttered angrily: "I was shocked, and I thought there really was a miracle doctor in this world."
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