LOL: This man is too persuasive!
Chapter 345 Sister, your behavior makes me feel sick
Chapter 345: Sister, your behavior makes me feel sick!
"hiss!"
"Quick, quick, ice pack!"
"I want red warm."
In early July in the Magic City, the temperature was extremely high.
As soon as I stepped out of the black business car with the "Universe Center EDG" logo printed on it, the spicy hot pot screamed strangely because of the heat rising from the cement road.
"The weather forecast is 39°?"
"The body temperature must be at least fifty or sixty, I'm almost ready!"
Taking two steps back, the Mala Xiangguo retracted into the car. He didn't care that his backpack with peripherals was pressed against the factory director's belly. After his skin felt the cool breeze from the air conditioner again, he took a deep breath, and then used a hundred He sprinted towards the door of the building where the staff were standing in front of him.
"Is it really that hot?"
The factory director looked at the funny running posture of the incense pot and couldn't help but said: "It's too exaggerated! It's almost four o'clock in the afternoon, and the hottest period has passed."
Then, he got out of the car.
The coolness blown by the air conditioner is instantly dispersed by the heat.
The factory director's calm pace became a little messy.
It's not hot, it's hot!
Sure enough, the air temperature in the reinforced concrete rooms in the magical city is completely different from the temperature measured by the thermometer in the blinds in the suburbs.
"Wet wipes, from the field."
Jiang Zhun, who was following behind, handed over a thick wet face towel. The factory director quickly took it, took out two and quickly wiped his forehead and arms, so that the surface of his skin was covered with a thin layer of water.
"I was a little crazy just now."
"There are no fans picking up cars outside today, so I should have realized the seriousness of the problem."
After winning the MSI, EDG had another impressive ten-game winning streak in the summer split.
Starch is now the dominant player in LPL.
The 60-year-olds who were still able to join forces with the emperors and miscellaneous people to hold a pig-killing conference last year were completely silent.
If it weren't for the stubborn resistance of Zaixinghuangza, Starch would unify the LPL!
With this kind of momentum, the biggest point of conflict on the Internet now turns out to be the infighting between the old star who was kicked out by Ma Ta Fei Jian 4396 and returned and the new star (Knights fans) who won the championship!
"really."
Following the factory director's words, Jiang Zhun also noticed that the streets on both sides were empty.
Not long ago, when the temperature was in the early 30s, many crazy female fans were able to hold electric hair dryers in their hands and let their boyfriends and male girlfriends hold parasols to "pick up the car" under the scorching sun.
This time there was no one.
Obviously the air temperature outside has reached an extremely terrifying state!
"It's all inside."
The sharp-eyed factory manager noticed that Xiangguo was surrounded by a group of slender figures wearing short skirts or hip-length hot pants after entering the door, and couldn't help but shook his head.
When he returned from defeating SKT in the first MSI of S5 two years ago, he had never seen such a scene.
At that time, there were still mostly male fans.
Three years later, the masturbation industry has become dominated by female fans, and their behavior is gradually moving closer to that of the entertainment industry.
In the past, when you went to the stadium to play a game, you wouldn't be stuck in the elevator, so now you have to arrive half an hour early from the base to Super Mall.
"It's really hot. Let's walk faster."
Jiang Zhun walked forward quickly with his long legs raised. The factory director did not complain silently in his heart, but returned his attention to walking in.
“It’s been very hot this month for 23 days in a row, it’s very difficult!”
……
[What RNG can’t do, let me, IG, do it for me! 】
[EDG has dominated the LPL for almost a whole year since last summer split. We can’t let them continue to win the summer championship this year, right? 】
[I’m laughing so hard. Is there any team in the LPL that can compete with EDG? 】
[If IG can win 1 game, it will be considered successful, so it is no worse than RNG]
[Brother Shuizi: You won’t lose money if you exchange one for four]
[Hahaha, you upstairs were also watching the live broadcast that night? 】
[Hey, Brother Shuizi really changed for four that day, but there was a lot of time. If it had been last night, maybe IG could beat EDG today]
There were still 10 minutes left before the start of the game. In the official LPL live broadcast rooms on Huya and other platforms, viewers began to speak and discuss.
The audience at the scene noticed that the host Xiran had appeared on the side of the stage.
"Wuhu~"
"Brain Po!"
An unknown member of the audience shouted, and there was a burst of laughter. Xiran, who was holding the microphone, couldn't help but tactically put the back of his hand to his nose.
Bang! Bang!
After a while, the LEDs surrounding the stage began to flash and glow.
At 19:3 in the evening, Shancheng Snake's home team and Suning are still in the third game of BO. The first match of the summer split between the EDG team and the IG team in Zhengda Plaza has officially started as scheduled!
"Let us welcome both players to the stage!"
After finishing her opening remarks, Xiran turned sideways and looked at the contestant channel in the center of the back of the stage.
"EDG, Nexus!"
The spotlight gathered, and Jiang Zhun, wearing a black T-shirt and sweatpants EDG team uniform, appeared in the audience's field of vision.
Under the camera, Xiran looks extra slender in comparison, looking a bit like a little bird.
Many spectators holding EDG support banners and posters distributed for free by the club waved and cheered.
"EDG, MLXG!"
"EDG, Zet!"
"..."
Soon, the EDG players completed their entrance and sat in their own player seats.
"The next one to appear is the IG team!"
"Theshy!"
"Ning!"
"Rookie!"
"Jakelove!"
"..."
The cheers at the scene were still huge, but they didn't have the same shock as before when everyone in EDG, especially Jiang Zhun, appeared in front of the camera.
In fact, there is considerable overlap between fans of the IG team and fans of the EDG team.
In addition to the good relationship between the members of the two teams, who often have social gatherings or live broadcast arrangements, a very important reason is that the playing style of the IG team is very similar to that of the EDG team.
of course,
Once a fight breaks out, IG will never stop fighting, which is very different from EDG operating rationally.
The outside world's judgment of the two teams is basically based on these two differences between the two sides.
"The IG team's fierce teamfight style is more suitable for creating miracles."
"And EDG's fierce but rational style of play has a greater chance of winning the game!"
Taking advantage of the free time when the players were maintaining their skills in solo before the game, or filling up their big roulette wheels with emoticons, Wang Duoduo, Gu Gu and special guests in the commentary box began to analyze the two teams without any state.
When the audience saw the ‘Emperor of State’ appear in the official live broadcast room, they were all shocked.
【CJG! CJB! CJB! CJB! 】
[Isn’t this guy retired? 】
[I haven’t retired. I couldn’t even make it to the playoffs with LGD last year. This year, I waited until the end of the transfer period and was signed by FPX as if they were scraps in April]
[Laughing so hard, pretending to be so polite in front of the camera]
[In other words, RNG was defeated by EDG 2:1 a few days ago, and the little starlets surrounded and suppressed another wave of emperors. Otherwise, BYD would dare to explain without state? The emperor's miscellaneous people can smoke him to death with just a spit of spit! 】
[My evaluation: human-like and dog-like]
"Okay, after analyzing the styles and characteristics of both teams, let's enter the BP stage now!"
Wang Duoduo was very angry. After a sonorous sound, the original scene of the audience on the big screen was replaced by the selection interface.
"IG is on the blue side, and coach Jin Jingzhu blocked the Sword Demon in the first move!"
"After the introduction of coach Jin Jingzhu in the summer split, the style of the IG team has undergone a relatively big change. King Ning has become the driver of the overall rhythm, and compared with the spring split in terms of BP, the IG battle has also been greatly improved!"
The addition of Golden Pig is a reinforcement for IG.
Coach Mafa, who originally coached the spring games, has not been hidden. His current work is mainly focused on daily communication and training with the players, and he is considered a key figure behind the scenes.
The golden pig is the BP coach, the one who plays on the front line of the game.
Of course, it is said that there are three things a new official should do when he takes office. After Golden Pig set off the two things mentioned before, he set off the third thing last week, which was to rotate Thehsy with the substitute top laner Duke.
But the fire didn't burn for long.
In the first round-robin, after IG lost to RNG in the second game, Golden Pig replaced Theshy, who performed well, which directly led to IG being taken away by RNG 2-0.
Due to the emotions between public opinion and the players, Golden Pig extinguished his third fire.
"The first round selection is complete."
"IG locked Barrel, Syndra, and Ornn."
"EDG got Lucian, Pig Girl, and Fan Mom!"
Looking at the lineup selections of both sides, Wang Duoduo said with some regret: "I didn't expect that coach Jin Jingzhu would choose Ornn for Thehsy in the first game. The scene we are looking forward to where the big Jiang Xiaojiang top warriors compete with the shooters may be here. Can’t see it in one inning.”
"Not necessarily." After Wang Duoduo finished speaking, Wu State deliberately controlled his speaking speed and said in an emotionless voice: "Lucian can swing between the middle and lower directions, and Fan Mom can also swing between the upper and middle assistants. Rocking back and forth.”
"Although EDG selected three heroes, it is still extremely difficult to guess which hero will play which position."
Gugu: "Watch the Banpick at the back!"
"Yes! There is no way to determine EDG's final lineup until the final pick for the counter position is announced!"
……
"Take Morgana."
The golden pig stood behind Rookie, pointing at the hero icon, with its big belly stretched tightly by the belt.
<divclass="contentadv">Song Yijin immediately repeated it in Chinese in the team channel.
After Morgana was pulled, the little mage's portrait appeared on the last board on the red side a few seconds later.
"Clearlove7 is really experienced. He immediately blocked the little mage. Unlike Zhu Kai of the Snake Team, I even banned Morgana and he thought Syndra would go to the middle."
Golden Pig couldn't help but sigh in his heart.
EDG has its own swing heroes, and so does IG!
Like Syndra, the aloof Dark Head of State in the middle lane is a killing move that Broiler is good at, but in the bottom lane, he is Jakelove's favorite.
In an unexpected ranking during the offseason, after Jakelove's Draven + passerby Thresh was beaten to i7 by the opponent's black technology of Syndra + Little Mage, he became obsessed with this combination and couldn't extricate himself.
Yu Wenbo even took advantage of his big head, copied one thing from another, and worked with Baolan to develop a combination of Bomberman + Little Mage.
"Verus or Kai'Sa?"
Syndra obviously couldn't go down the lane, so Golden Pig asked Broiler to ask Yu Wenbo to choose one of the two AD heroes who were not blocked on the field and were more suitable for the lineup.
"Kasha!"
"Braum and Tam are banned, so the supporting players are Tau and Titan. These two are more comfortable to play with Kai'Sa."
After thinking for a moment, Yu Wenbo made his choice.
After Verus was selected on the fifth floor of the red side, the lineups of both sides were finally determined!
IG, blue!
[Top laner Ornn, jungler Barrel, mid laner Syndra, AD Kai'Sa, auxiliary Titan]
[Top laner Lucian, hunting wild boar girl, mid lane fan mother, AD Verus, assistant Shen]
"I didn't expect EDG to come up with top laner Lucian at the end of the game." Wang Duoduo was a little surprised when he looked at the final lineup.
The drumming on the side is also a tactical nod.
When Wu State saw that the two professional commentators had no ideas, a smile immediately flashed across his lips, but he still said as calmly and politely as possible:
"Mom Fan comes forward. Even if the opponent Ornn is Theshy, Nexus will definitely be able to suppress it by 20 dollars or more in ten minutes."
"But this is just suppression."
"EDG's lineup, Pig Girl and Shen in the front row are strong enough. Fan Mama and Shen are also very capable of protecting the back row, but this also results in the main output points being only Lucian and Verus."
"Lucian is indeed very flexible, but Verus cannot move!"
"If Ornn develops, his ability to start a team and his frankness in team battles will be ridiculously strong!"
"As long as Theshy targets Varus, and Titan follows up with his ultimate move, and Kai'Sa [Hunter Instinct] cooperates with him to cut people, it will be difficult for Varus to survive. If there is only one Lucian left, it will be very easy for EDG to win the team battle. difficulty."
The speed of his stateless commentary was far less rapid and violent than his shouting "World's No. 1 CJB".
When the analysis was completed, the coaches of both teams had already gone backstage, and the pre-match support from the audience had just ended.
Wang Duoduo and Gugu, who were familiar with the process, waited for a few seconds until the overhead view of Summoner's Rift appeared before answering:
"After Cool's analysis, I instantly understood. It turned out that Lucian was moved to the top lane in order to suppress Ornn. EDG even pursued lane kills in the top lane, which delayed Ornn's development and made IG this The front row on the side is not that high!”
"That's right!"
Wu State became proud, "In addition to this, there is another important reason, that is, Lucian's ultimate move was weakened before, and his ability to open large Qing troops will be reduced. Facing Syndra in the middle, he may not be able to get the line right. !”
In version 8.11, with the addition and changes of AD equipment, Riot Games once again made major adjustments to the basic attributes of shooter heroes.
The base armor, life recovery, and base attack of all shooter heroes are reduced, but the growth attack, base health, and growth health are increased.
However, I don’t know if it is because of the laziness of the designers. This time, the basic attack power of AD heroes has been uniformly lowered by 4 points, and the growth attack has been uniformly increased by 0.7.
This directly leads to the fact that many AD skills that rely heavily on physical bonuses have a huge improvement in output ability in the middle and late stages.
Like Lucian, the base attack power was weakened from 65 points to 61 points, but the growth attack power was increased from 2.41 to 3.11.
His ultimate move [Baptism of the Holy Spear] enjoys a 0.2 AD bonus for each bullet, which directly increases the overall damage of his ultimate move by nearly a hundred points in the later stage. In addition, in order to facilitate the clearing of troops, Lucian's R skill originally has an effect on minions. 400% damage increase!
The Broken Lucian version is so strong, will Riot indirectly enhance your wave clearing ability?
Obviously impossible!
In the 8.13 version, Lucian immediately ushered in the machete.
Not only the growth attack has been reduced from 3.11 to 2.75, but the damage increase of the ultimate move to minions has been reduced from 400% to 200%.
Just cut it in half!
……
In the IG player seat, Thehsy took two deep breaths.
Golden Pig's BP was good, but in the first round when EDG's lineup was still in its infancy, he was asked to pick Ornn to resist pressure. He actually felt a little unhappy inside.
However, considering that the morale of his teammates was high and they all wanted to win against EDG, and after breaking the undefeated myth of this team that won the championship softly, Theshy convinced himself to withstand the pressure with peace of mind.
After all, Jinzhu's words just now revealed whether he made any mistakes in laning, but if Lucian still cannot develop normally when facing Nexus, the big wet brother, he will consider restricting long-handed heroes in the top lane in BP in the next game to improve Thehsy's tactical position allows him to try his best to use advantageous warrior heroes to line up with Jiang Zhun.
"Dun, dun, dun."
Holding a teacup with a Wahaha brand sleeve, Theshy took a sip of tea.
That's right!
Recently, he also started to learn health care from Jiang Zhun.
However, he was not very fond of wolfberry tea. After several attempts, Theshy found that the combination of "green tea powder + white sugar" tasted good.
In Chinese mythology, tea is the magic medicine used by Shen Nong to detoxify!
Moreover, drinking tea and playing games can indeed keep you energetic and keep your state at a relatively good level at all times.
"Resha, don't worry, I will definitely take care of you on the way!"
"If you don't have a chance in the early stage, use the Duolan Shield + Cloth Armor Shoes to hold on for a while. After I make the Fu Neng Echo, you only need to stand behind and control it. You can crush Lucian by yourself!"
"It's really hard for any small body to walk on the road, how can it resist!"
King Ning knew Thehsy very well. After the Golden Pig directly helped Theshy lock Ornn, he was thinking about how to comfort him.
Of course, his words were indeed not bragging.
This version of the talisman can echo AP barrels, and the damage is huge!
Nowadays, many junglers play Grain Barrel, and their choice of cornerstone runes has changed from Predator to Electrocution in order to pursue the burst damage of Grain Barrel.
Even though Lucian's basic health value was increased by 16 points in the previous major adjustment of shooter attributes, and the growth value of life was enhanced by 6 points per level, the health bar for the "Echo of Runes" + "Electrocution" barrels is still the same. Not enough!
"Come more!"
"Come more!"
After Thehsy heard what King Ning said, his long and stern face smiled instantly, exactly like the front of the Horse Treading Feiyan collected in the Gansu Provincial Museum.
Although he is very pursuing to defeat his fellow seniors in the game 1v1.
However, he is also comfortable playing the game.
In this game, the golden pig chose Ornn for himself to resist the pressure. If he didn't ask King Ning to help, he would have spent the whole game huddled under the defense tower and been consumed and tortured by Lucian?
If that were the case, Theshy would rather not play the game and let Duke play!
……
"Nexus still respects his junior brother and did not choose to extract it."
Ten heroes from both sides ran out of the spring and moved towards the center line of Summoner's Rift. After the God's-eye view equipment column appeared, several commentators immediately focused on Lucian's group!
Dolan sword + red medicine!
Not extraction + red medicine!
Wang Duoduo breathed a sigh of relief.
This summer split, Jiang Zhun took Ezreal and Vayne on the road much more often than in the spring split!
It has almost become normal to go out with extraction + red medicine.
In addition, what is even more outrageous is that sometimes Jiang Zhun does not choose a long-range top laner, and the factory director gives him Big Bug or Ornn. Once he gets an advantage, his second-level shoes must be Boots of Brightness, not Magic. Anti-shoes or cloth-armored shoes!
So much so that netizens complained that this guy has no intention of being a top laner and is not honest!
"Sister button!"
"Hey, sister, what do you want to do!"
Wang Duoduo took advantage of the situation to chat with Gu Gu and Gu Gu. He took a moment to wipe his eyes. After putting it on again, his vision became clear, only to find that Shen and Lucian had come together!
Of course, we are not walking down the road together, but heading up the road together.
"Meiko directly inserted the jewelry eye into the first grass on the blue side, and then chose to return to the city to scan!"
"What kind of treatment is this Nexus!"
"Ornn is guarding the river. IG doesn't know that there are eyes in the grass. I'm afraid Theshy will suffer when he goes online!"
Looking at the old goat standing at the intersection of the wild area, playing with a small hammer, I felt an inexplicable sympathy in my heart.
Ornn's lane-reliance ability is indeed strong.
But Jiang Zhun Lucian's cornerstone rune carries "Strong Attack"!
And because a jewelry eye was carefully placed in the grass, Jiang Zhun could easily hit a draw three times!
Once the strong attack is triggered, even if you are a tank, you will suffer the same fate!
[Wow, Jiang Zi doesn’t follow martial ethics? 】
[I can already guess in my mind that Ornn may be facing off from the second tower in 10 minutes]
[Meiko, your kindness makes me feel sick! 】
[It’s really not a human thing! If the girl is playing Bard, he can't learn W at level 1 and run to the top lane to make a few cappuccinos for the brother? 】
[Guess Ornn will last 10 minutes at the beginning of the market. I choose 40 dollars to win 50 Happy Beans]
While Mei Kou Shen ran to the top lane to ward, the three EDG midfielders also "aggressively" pushed towards the blue side's red zone.
Bao Lan, who was standing guard at the entrance to the wild area, saw Pig Girl taking the lead, with Fan Mom and Verus following behind, and immediately used her Q skill to counter-hook the wall and escape quickly.
The three EDG players easily inserted ornament eyes in the lower half of the blue square.
The clever Theshy also took the opportunity to run to the red square six birds and put down his sight.
"Bao Lan reacted very quickly, obviously his perspective was on his side."
"Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to use his Q skill to hook the wall and run away immediately."
"Of course, this also caused IG to receive wrong information. They may very well think that this wave is an invasion by a group of five EDG people!"
"really!"
Exclamation marks kept appearing in the blue square jungle area, and at the same time, Kai'Sa, who was originally standing in the red buff grass, took a detour and ran towards the stone beetle camp.
……
"They didn't invade, so they just let it go!"
After playing with the air in the fog of war, King Ning finally found that his lower half of the wild area was empty. He quickly called back Yu Wenbo and Bao Lan and asked the duo to help him clear the field.
Now that the refresh time of river crabs has been advanced, and the experience value and gold coins provided have soared, it has become mainstream for the duo in the lower half of the jungle to help open the jungle and fight for river crabs quickly.
And although Fan Mom in the middle only has one Q skill that does damage, relying on RQ in the early stage, the old woman's lane clearing speed is much faster than Sister Syndra!
If the wild farming is too slow, Pig Girl is likely to win the Twin River Crab!
"Hai, resist the pressure!"
"Wait for my brother to find a chance to help you."
The red buff came out of the camp, and King Ning controlled the barrel and beat it while not forgetting to do some psychological training for his top laner.
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