The gods became stupid after falling in love!

The mentality of the person speaking is too unstable! His personality was split at every turn, so why not find a psychiatrist to help Si Ning? Bai Muchu secretly put the matter of seeing a psychiatrist on his agenda.

"Wife." Ye Lin transformed into a clingy big dog and hugged Bai Muchu without letting go.

"Okay, okay!" After Bai Muchu pushed the big dog away, he clearly felt the grievances of a certain big dog.

Bai Muchu sighed, always feeling that both his old attackers were dumbfounded. Could it be that their split personalities took away half of their IQs.

"I'm hungry!" Bai Muchu couldn't help it, and his tone was a little soft.

"Okay, let's go have dinner together." Ye Lin quickly went crazy, following Bai Muchu like a big dog that kept wagging its tail.

Walking into the university cafeteria, Bai Muchu saw his classmates crowded together, holding cutlery in their hands, impatiently waiting for delicious meals.

Students from different majors and grades gather here, and everyone shares this slightly crowded but vibrant space.

At this moment, it was the peak meal period, and the canteen was filled with the sounds of conversations, the clatter of tableware, and the sound of plates being moved.

The air is filled with the aroma of various foods. Authentic Chinese dishes such as braised pork, Kung Pao chicken, and Mapo tofu exude an alluring aroma that makes people salivate.

At the same time, the cafeteria also provides a variety of Western food, such as burgers, pizza, pasta, etc., attracting many students who like to try new things.

The students held dinner plates and shuttled in front of various windows, carefully selecting their favorite delicacies.

Some students have unique tastes and prefer spicy and fragrant Sichuan cuisine; some students pay attention to nutritional combinations and skillfully find a balance in various dishes.

"Let's go, let's go quickly." Seeing this scene, Bai Muchu swallowed in disappointment, and his true nature as a snack was exposed.

After Bai Muchu and Ye Lin found their seats, they began to enjoy the delicious lunch eagerly. Because their appearance was so outstanding, they attracted the attention of many classmates along the way, but no one came forward to disturb them.

They were concentrating on cooking, and there were many other students around them. They either lowered their heads to focus on their mobile phones, or raised their heads to chat with the classmates next to them. The whole cafeteria was very lively.

Bu Shibu picked up a piece of braised pork, tasted it with satisfaction, and couldn't help but sigh: "It's so delicious."

"It's delicious, just eat more." Li Ziyang directly picked up another piece of braised pork and put it into the unstoppable bowl.

"No, no, brother Ziyang, there are only four or five pieces of braised pork in total. You gave me all the braised pork. What are you going to eat?" Die Bubu said in a hurry.

"It's okay, I just happened to lose weight!" Li Ziyang said with a smile.

"Really?" Bu Die said with some doubts.

"Of course it's true. I'll lie to you again." Li Ziyang pretended to be serious.

Bububu glanced at Li Ziyang secretly, "No, I didn't mean that!"

"Okay, I'm just teasing you. Eat it quickly!" Li Ziyang joked.

……

After the meal, Li Ziyang returned the tableware to the recycling area in an orderly manner, left the cafeteria with a satisfied expression, and strolled along the forest path.

On the other side, Ye Lin was patting Bai Muchu's back hard.

"Ahem." When Bai Muchu was eating fish, a fish bone accidentally got stuck in his throat. He originally planned to take a sip of the soup and swallow it, but he choked again.

Really, if a person is unlucky, his teeth will be clogged even if he drinks cold water.

Bai Muchu was also speechless. He just had a good meal and provoked whoever he wanted.

Ye Lin was secretly blaming himself. He should have helped his wife pick out the fish bones first, but he was careless.

"the vast horizon is my love,

Flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills,

What kind of rhythm is the most swinging,

What kind of singing is the most joyful!

The winding river water comes from the sky..."

Ye Lin was slightly startled, as if his baby's phone rang, and he saw that the baby was still coughing. He subconsciously picked up the phone and accidentally glanced at the note on the phone: Brother

Bai Muchu, who was coughing, saw this scene with sharp eyes, quickly took back his phone, hurried to another place, and answered the call.

Seeing this scene, Ye Lin's heart sank, and his originally smiling face gradually turned gloomy. Brother, besides me, does the baby have any other brothers?

If he had read it correctly before, when the baby swiped his card just now, there was obviously hundreds of yuan more money in the card.

After a while, Bai Muchu came back.

"Baby, who were you calling just now?" Ye Lin asked with a smile on his face. At Bai Muchu's strong request, he abruptly changed his title from wife to baby.

"No one!" Bai Muchu said ambiguously, obviously not wanting to answer this question.

Ye Lin felt a pain in his heart and looked at the baby without speaking, unable to hide the grievance in his eyes.

Bai Muchu just pretended that he didn't see it and took a sip of soup silently. It was not convenient to tell others about this now. When the time was right, he would naturally do so.

Ye Lin did not feel sulky alone, but chatted with Bai Muchu about something else.

Bai Muchu laughed out loud at Ye Lin, and after a while, he completely forgot all about the unpleasantness just now.

Ye Lin: "@李思宁What's going on? How did you look at the baby when I was away? How could you let other wild men get close? When did the baby have a brother in his contacts?" (▼ dish▼#)

Li Sining: "Haha, you still said that you love the baby the most, but you don't even know that the baby has a biological brother!" (? Fuck?) Pfft! ! despise jpg.

Ye Lin: "What do you mean?" (▼ dishes ▼#)

Li Sining: "It means, get out of my body right now."

Ye Lin: "This is the body I was looking for. If you want to get out, you have to get out!"

Ye Lin: "Haha! Not only do I want to occupy your body, but I also want to eat the baby in front of you. You have the ability to beat me!"

Ye·You have no fear·Lin: Full level taunt, ha!

Li Sining: "You dare." (╬◣w◢)

Ye Lin: "Haha! If you have the ability, take back the initiative in your body!"

Li Sining: "What you said seems to make sense!"

Ye Lin: "..." Just a joke, I dug a hole for myself.

"What are you thinking about?" Seeing that Ye Lin didn't respond, Bai Muchu quickly shook Ye Lin's body.

Ye Lin was currently fighting with Li Sining in the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness, when he suddenly heard his baby's call and quickly broke away from the sea of ​​spiritual consciousness.

"What's wrong, baby?" Ye Lin looked confused.

"Why are you in a daze? No one answered after calling you so many times." Could it be that the split personality is serious again?

Bai Muchu was really worried. It turned out that no matter what he was doing, Li Sining could respond to him the fastest. Even with just one look or movement, Li Sining could quickly determine what he really needed.

"Baby, that bastard Li Sining bullied me. He said I won't be allowed to see you again! He also wanted to kill me!"

Ye Lin's eyes instantly turned red, and he said aggrievedly, madly applying eye drops to Li Sining in front of Bai Muchu to see if I would kill you.

"It's okay, don't cry. I'll teach him a lesson when he comes out."

Bai Muchu was almost crying when he saw the big dog, and he was at a loss. He had never seen such a battle before, and he had been coaxed by Li Sining since he was a child.

It seems that this sub-personality created by Li Sining is a little fragile inside! It seems like you have to be more careful when talking and doing things in the future, Bai Muchu thought to himself.

"Baby, I really like you. Can you like me too?"

Ye Lin looked at the young man with watery eyes, his eyes slightly red. Seeing that the young man was touched, he took the opportunity to bury his head in Bai Muchu's neck, and hugged the young man's waist tightly with both hands, as if he was afraid that the young man would leave. look.

Bai Muchu quickly patted Ye Lin's back to comfort him. Who could refuse a big dog that humbly confessed his love to him?

Li Sining: I'm really convinced, you idiot! ! !