The gods became stupid after falling in love!

【Little theater of doomsday*1】

"Are you really not going to throw up little sunflowers?" Bai Muchu persisted and poked the little sunflower in his hand.

Little Sunflower Si Ning trembled slightly and shook her body slightly to show that she couldn't spit it out.

This is Si Ning's true form. In order to make Bai Muchu happy, he voluntarily transformed back into his true form for Bai Muchu to play with. However, it was obvious that the little Sunflower who transformed back into his true form was somewhat out of touch with his IQ.

He placed the small sunflower next to the window sill and thought of what happened last week...

Last week, Li Ziyang accidentally said that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture his stomach.

So Si Ning immediately put it into practice, carefully prepared a Manchu and Han banquet, and successfully sent Bai Muchu and the others to the hospital for gastric lavage.

After all, Si Ning had done too much, and she looked decent, with all the colors, flavors, and fragrances. So Bai Muchu invited the other friends without hesitation, and then they went to have their stomachs lavaged together neatly. They were so frightened that they no longer dared to let go. Si Ning entered the kitchen.

Si Ning had no choice but to change back to his true form to get close to Bai Muchu.

【Little theater of doomsday*2】

"Host dad, spring is coming again, are you ready?" Little System 999 asked strangely while nestling in Bai Muchu's arms.

"Why so fast?" Bai Muchu's eyes twitched, remembering the last spring...

"Everything, what do you think is wrong with Si Ning? His behavior has become very strange, and he always wants to be with me! Could it be that he still has needs for a sunflower? Can that thing be used?"

Bai Muchu was also very strange. Si Ning used to like to cling to him, but at most she just hugged him all the time.

"Host dad, I don't know about this either. There should be some! After all, sunflowers are also cross-pollinating plants, and besides, he is a target of capture. If he can't, it would be somewhat unjustifiable!"

Little System 999 was also a little unsure, so he decided to ask his ancestors.

Hearing these words, Bai Muchu looked a little solemn. He was not ready yet. He has a frigid nature, has always been very self-sufficient, and does not like other people to have intimate interactions with him.

I don't know if it was because he joined the strategy team, but he found that this characteristic of his didn't seem to be effective on the strategy targets. But after all, he had been stoic for so many years, and it was really difficult for him to change all of a sudden.

Sexual frigidity refers to a state in which an individual's interest and activities in sexual matters are reduced or lost.

It may manifest as difficulty in initiating sexual activity, lack of sexual requirements for a spouse or the opposite sex, lack of sexual thoughts and fantasies, reduced level of sexual expression and weakened sexual ability, etc.

Frigidity can be classified as primary (initial lack), secondary (recent decline), situational (occurring in a particular place or with a particular sexual partner), or generalized.

Bai Muchu had gone to see a doctor before. There was nothing wrong with his body and all functions were intact. He just showed no interest or even disgust in that aspect, which was a rather special type.

The last task was a cat. Even though Bai Muchu was not opposed to the target, he could not accept using a cat's body to have sex with the target.

Even if the target of the attack is a cat, he can't do it. After all, his thoughts are still human in nature.

During this period, Si Ning's behavior was very strange. From time to time, he liked to rub Bai Muchu's neck with his nose. He also liked to secretly take away Bai Muchu's personal belongings, and his hands became very dishonest.

One day Bai Muchu came back and found Si Ning hiding in the room alone, wondering what he was doing? When he opened it and took a look, he was very angry.

Si Ning piled his clothes together and got into the clothes. What's going on? Are you doing photosynthesis?

If the small system hadn't stopped him, he would have gone up and had a fight...

"Abba, what are you doing?" Little System 999 shook his tail in confusion.

"What else can we do? Of course we can just run away!" Bai Muchu packed up his things and just opened the door when he suddenly felt his body stiffen.

"Chu Chu, where are you going?" Si Ning hugged Bai Muchu's waist from behind and buried his head deeply into the silver hair waterfall.

"I said I was going out for a walk, do you believe it?" Bai Muchu showed a standard fake smile.

"Chu Chu, I feel uncomfortable, can you help me?" Si Ning's voice was soft, like a big dog that wants to be touched by its owner, but his hands tightly restrained Bai Muchu, for fear that Bai Muchu would leave. .

Si Ning tapped some sensitive spots on Bai Muchu's waist. Bai Muchu's body went limp in an instant, his face flushed, and he felt a little exhausted.

Bai Muchu's eyes twitched. This guy was getting better and better at handling him. Even he himself didn't know when his body became so sensitive.

"Chu Chu, I'm hungry!" Si Ning's hot breath sprayed on the tips of Bai Muchu's ears, successfully making Bai Muchu shy...

[Space-Time Management Bureau—Host Space]

"Host dad, are you okay?" Little System 999 said cautiously.

"I'm fine." The voice sounded very hoarse.

Bai Muchu put on his coat calmly, his fair and slender fingers full of bright colors. As soon as the target's favorability and blackening value were determined, he immediately left the world.

What he didn't expect was that these ambiguous traces would actually appear on his body.

"Host Abba, our strategy department is different from other departments. In our strategy team, hosts use their own bodies to complete tasks."

"Some relevant information of the original owner will also be automatically converted into the host's own body, such as appearance, name, etc., and the target of the host's strategy in each world is the same person."

Seemingly sensing Bai Muchu's confusion, the small system 999 quickly came to explain.

"If that's the case, why will I become a cat in my next life?" Bai Muchu frowned slightly. No wonder he came back and still felt sore and backache.

"Some fixed characters must still be followed, otherwise they will be rejected by the world consciousness, and may also be suspected by people in the small world. In serious cases, they may even be sent to be sliced." Small System 999 said very seriously.

"The time when the host passes through determines the personality of the original owner. At that time, the personality of the original owner has already turned into a cat. It is impossible to change back into a human after changing to a host, right?" Small System 999 explained .

Bai Muchu understood, "That means I will see him again."

"Well, each of our hosts will conduct a soul match before completing the mission to select the appropriate target for the host. This will make the mission much easier." Little System 999 started to step on its tail again.

"Then what is the soul compatibility between me and the target?" Bai Muchu frowned slightly.

"It's 100%! Host Abba, you are the one who has the highest match with the target in our entire strategy group. Did you know! Among the original hosts in our strategy group, the highest matching target was only 20%, which caused our department to The company’s performance ranks last every time.”

The little system sighed when he said this. He was very diligent and hardworking at first, but later on he gradually started to fail. There was no way, after all, the result would be the same whether he failed to perform well or not.

But things are different now. He wants to earn points to support his wife, and he can no longer act like he did before.

"Host dad, do you want to meet my wife?"