The gods became stupid after falling in love!

I put the wrong volume and can't change it back. The first chapter is below! ( ??? ? ??? )嘤嘤嘤~

Human beings are very playful! Bai Muchu's eyes suddenly gained a bit of malice, he looked out the door unconsciously, and subconsciously licked the corner of his mouth, "Bring it up!"

Annabel Grace's eyes flashed with annoyance when she saw this. She glanced at Bai Muchu, whose attention was completely attracted, and silently retreated into the crowd.

After a while, Si Ning was wearing a red hijab and walking vigorously, with an aura that looked down on the world.

Bai Muchu frowned slightly and couldn't help but curl his lips. How could this person be taller than him? How did those humans choose him? With such a lack of eyesight, shouldn't even a man choose a sweetheart for him?

Bai Muchu couldn't help complaining in his heart, and his mind moved slightly. The next moment, Si Ning was behind him.

Si Ning always had a smile on his lips, as if he felt his little boy, and reflexively rubbed him into his arms, burying his head in his soft hair.

"How courageous you are! Human being!" Bai Muchu's sad voice echoed in Si Ning's ears, but Si Ning felt that it was the gentlest voice in the world.

"I have something more daring! Lord Ghost King, do you want to know?" A smile appeared on Si Ning's lips, and he kneaded the boy tighter, breathing warm breath on the tips of the boy's ears.

"Oh! What's so bold?" Bai Muchu's eyes flashed with interest.

"It's not convenient here. Lord Ghost King, I'll take you to another place." As soon as Si Ning finished speaking, the two of them immediately disappeared, leaving little System 999 with a confused look on his face.

Bai Muchu looked at the luxurious wedding room in confusion. It was decorated with bright red satin and looked extremely exquisite.

"This is where?"

Bai Muchu looked at his bride with great interest. At this time, Si Ning had already taken off her red hijab and was holding a beautiful small porcelain bottle in her hand. The seductive mellow fragrance exuded from it made Bai Muchu swallow his saliva.

"This is our wedding room, do you want to try it?" Si Ning held a small jade glass in his hand, filled with bright red wine.

Bai Muchu glanced at the small wine glass, drank it all in one gulp, and showed the empty small wine glass to Si Ning, "I want more."

Si Ning's eyes were full of smiles, and he filled another glass for the young boy, "This wine has a lot of stamina, are you sure?"

Bai Muchu didn't care, and drank it all in one gulp. It tasted good, and he wanted more. He looked at Si Ning with confused and confused eyes, and even had a bit of a temper, shaking the empty small glass in front of Si Ning.

"Baby, you're drunk, you can't drink anymore!" Si Ning subconsciously held the Little Ghost King in his arms, the smile in his eyes seemed to overflow.

"You're not drunk, you're drunk! Give me the wine!" Bai Muchu lost his temper and stretched out his little paw to grab the small porcelain bottle in Si Ning's hand.

Whether it was intentional or not, the porcelain bottle in Si Ning's hand was quickly snatched away by the little drunkard.

After a while, Bai Muchu drank all the wine in the small porcelain bottle. After shaking the empty small porcelain bottle, he looked at Si Ning doubtfully, as if wondering why it didn't produce any wine.

"Baby, you're drunk!" Si Ning's eyes darkened.

"I'm not drunk, but I still want to..." The little drunkard started to act rogue, puffing out his mouth and looking at Si Ning angrily.

"Be good, call me Lao Gong!"

"Lao Gong, A Chu still wants to..."

"Baby, Lao Gong is out of wine, can I bring it to you next time?" Si Ning whispered softly into the young boy's ear.

"No...this milk doesn't taste good at all. I want to drink, I want to drink..."

The next morning, Bai Muchu woke up with a heavy head, looked at the unfamiliar surroundings with confusion, and stretched a little.

"hiss--"

After moving for a moment, an indescribable strange feeling spread throughout his body. Bai Muchu woke up instantly. It was strange, why was my waist so sore?

Bai Muchu glanced around subconsciously. At this time, he was sitting on a five-meter-wide bed. The first thing that caught his eye was various bright red decorations. The whole room looked extremely festive.

He subconsciously wrapped himself in the quilt, and then he realized that he could see his clothes! Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

He was a majestic ghost king. When he woke up, he had no clothes on. What did he say? And what happened to those little strawberries on his body? He is not responsible for which bastard slept with him.

Bai Muchu's eyes flashed with coldness, and he hit the bed hard with his hand. At this moment, Si Ning came over with a bowl of hot meat porridge. As soon as he appeared, he looked at Bai Muchu who had woken up.

"Baby, you woke up so soon. Be good, drink some porridge to warm your stomach!" Si Ning's eyes were full of smiles.

Bai Muchu was stunned for a moment, looking at this familiar yet unfamiliar man, the memories of last night suddenly came to him, and a blush hit the tips of his ears.

"Get out of here——"

Bai Muchu picked up the pillow on the side and threw it towards Si Ning, thinking that last night he was deceived into calling this bad man Lao Gong. An inexplicable sense of shame surged into my heart, and looking at the smile in the man's eyes, I felt particularly dazzling.

"Okay, I'm going to get out of here!" Si Ning looked at his angry young wife, with a hint of helplessness and doting in his eyes, and left the room in front of his young wife with the porridge in his hand.

Seeing the man actually leaving, Bai Muchu's eyes flashed with a trace of grievance. He grabbed the pillow beside him and tore at it to vent his anger.

Smelly man, dog man, dead man——

"Baby, being so angry is harmful to your health!"

"I want you to take care of it!" Bai Muchu retorted directly, then reacted and was startled. Looking at the man who suddenly appeared in front of him, he couldn't help but murmur in his heart, who is the ghost?

"The baby is my beautiful little daughter-in-law. Why don't I care when she's angry?" Si Ning didn't know if she wanted to deliberately anger the little boy and said such words that deserved a spanking.

"Who did you say is your little wife?"

Bai Muchu was immediately furious and stared at the narcissistic man in front of him, wishing he could engrav this look in his mind forever and eat him alive.

"You! The baby said yesterday that he would marry me as his little wife? Does the baby want to regret it?" The man's expression suddenly dropped, and his tone was a bit hurt.

Bai Muchu was confused, why are you still wronged? Those who don’t know better think he is a big scumbag who always gives up! He was obviously the one who was slept with, but in the end, the beneficiary was even more aggrieved than him.

"Baby!" Si Ning said with a bit of flattery in his tone as he served the hot porridge, his heart full of youth.

Bai Muchu's anger was instantly released, and he glared at the man angrily, "I am the Ghost King, I don't need to eat!"

Although he said this, Bai Muchu still took the porridge. I took a spoonful and tasted it. My eyes suddenly changed. I wanted to spit it out immediately. I accidentally caught a glimpse of the man's expectant eyes and swallowed it silently.

"Baby, don't cry if you are moved! Lao Gong will feel sorry for you!"

When Si Ning saw the young boy dropping the pearl, he immediately took out a tissue to wipe it. At the same time, he was extremely proud inside. He indeed had a talent for cooking. That guy Yan Yi just didn't know how to appreciate it and actually said his cooking was unpalatable.

This is the first time he has cooked for his little boy in such a long time. You can see that the little boy was so moved that he cried!

(Yan Yi, who was successfully poisoned and lying on the bed, couldn't help crying: Thank you!)

So spicy! What brand of onion is this? It makes me, a ghost king, cry. What kind of expert would put so many damn onions in the porridge!

Bai Muchu drank the porridge brought by Si Ning with tears in his eyes. He didn't understand why he had to drink it. He was a mighty ghost king, why did he have to be so humble? Wouldn't it be nice to just flip the table over?

"Baby, is it delicious?" Si Ning stared at his little boy with bright eyes.

Bai Muchu swallowed deeply and turned to look at Si Ning. I don't know if it was because he was poisoned, but he seemed to be hallucinating. He seemed to see a big dog's tail behind the man happily shaking out its afterimage.

"It's delicious!" The young man said without conscience.

"Then I'll serve you another bowl." After hearing this, Si Ning's eyes lit up and he immediately became energetic. He hugged the boy excitedly, then took the bowl back excitedly and left in a hurry.

Bai Muchu looked resentfully in the direction where the man was leaving. After eating a bowl of meat porridge, he felt that he had lost a thousand years of cultivation in an instant.

Bai Muchu couldn't help but cover his aching belly, and chose to run away without hesitation. If he didn't leave, he suspected that he would die here.

On the other side, Lin Xiaoxiao had two straws stuck in her head. She looked at the two forked roads here with confusion. She subconsciously rubbed her head and turned around in a circle. "It's strange. Why do I feel like it's here?" came!"

"Goo~"

Lin Xiaoxiao felt like she was so hungry that her eyes were dizzy. Why hadn't she walked out yet? No need to take a test, she is definitely a road addict!

"Tongzi, what's going on? Where is my husband? Just tell the truth, I can't find him yet!"

Lin Muzhen was furious! The original owner was a fierce ghost. She had broken through the seal for so long and her husband didn't come. She was impatient and decided to go out and look for him on her own!

Opposite me, Si Ning has already embraced the beauty. Where is that smelly piece of wood?

Good guy, I have a new name. System 006 subconsciously rubbed his bald head and touched his little nose guiltily! "That's weird, I remember it was right here!"

"Check it quickly. If you can't find it again, believe it or not, I will break the system!" Lin Muzhen was extremely irritable, and at the same time she was a little worried inside. Could something have happened to that piece of wood?

Lin Muqian was upset, holding the small system with her fingers and staring at him fiercely.

"It hurts, it hurts—"

System 006 had tears in his eyes. He felt aggrieved in his heart. It was not his fault that he could not be found. It was hard to know that the target was in such a situation.

Why is his host so irritable! I have no choice but to use my superpower to bribe Heaven again. I have been a little poor recently, so I still have to save some money!

Lin Muqian sat bored and sighed, stinky wood, stinky wood!