The gods became stupid after falling in love!

Nanxu quickly came to Mu Shishan's office. The small system 999 was bored and had nothing to do. It was determined that a big one was coming. He knocked down the strange man who was chasing after him first!

Then he sent electronic information to his host father. Bai Muchu, who was touching the fox, glanced at it and called 999 directly to the small system.

"You can just send it anonymously to the top commander of this country's special organization, and leave the rest to the country!"

Bai Muchu gently massaged the little fox. He was actually quite lazy and didn't want to do many things himself! As for the original owner's last wish, he still has to fulfill it himself, but he already has a plan!

Bai Muchu glanced at the busy laboratory. It seemed that he needed to finish his studies ahead of schedule!

"What are you doing with the pacifier?" Bai Muchu looked puzzled and looked at the milk bottle in Li Yi's hand!

"There is a little white rabbit in the laboratory that has returned to normal after going crazy. The professor asked me to feed him some food! I see that the little white rabbit is so small, it must not have been weaned yet!" Li Yi scratched his head, a little silly. Said stupidly!

"Then you should be careful. After all, this is a little white rabbit turned into a human. Don't be poisoned to death!" Bai Muchu glanced at this man, hugged his old attacker and left. He was going to eat too. I don't know. Is the little fox hungry?

"You're here early, can you make the system more reliable?" Shangguan Yunqian glared at his system!

"Didn't you say so yourself? Did you want to come earlier?" System 006 is not used to its own host!

"I don't care, please find a way for me quickly, I don't want to lie here alive!" Shangguan Yunqian started to go crazy.

"Your husband is here!" System 006 said speechlessly.

"Where? Where?" The soft little white rabbit had a hard time turning over. Before her husband could see her, she saw that she was being sucked.

"Come on, you just turned into a human, let's learn English while walking!"

Bai Muchu showed a harmless smile to his old attacker, and Chen Sining, who was still feeling happy inside, instantly fell into disgrace!

"Can you stop learning English? I really don't want to learn English!" Chen Sining said carefully to please.

"No, if you pass me in the final exam this semester, I can unconditionally agree to your request!" Bai Muchu blinked.

"Can I ask for anything?" Chen Sining's eyes suddenly lit up. It shouldn't be difficult to pass the junior college exam, right? His zero score in English is only six points behind the boy. If he writes casually in English.

Hey hey hey! A reward for free whoring! ! !

Bai Muchu glanced at the complacent Lao Gong, and a strange arc appeared at the corner of his mouth, "You only have one chance. To be fair, if you lose, you have to agree to my request!"

"Okay!" Chen Sining agreed happily!

"This is a basic test paper I found. You go and write it first and check it tomorrow." The young man conjured up a red envelope like magic and looked at Lao Gong with a smile!

"By the way, the characters may be a bit small. I specially prepared an electronic version for you. If you can't see clearly, you can ask me for an electronic version!" The young man took out his mobile phone and almost opened WeChat!

"It's okay! No need to bother!"

Chen Sining happily took it, how small could it be. With the young man's promise, he seemed to have motivation, and it seemed that even English, which he hated most, was not so annoying anymore!

However, when he happily opened the red envelope, he fell silent! Baby, are you sure this is really just a test paper? Whose test paper has ten pages, and the characters are so small!

"Squad leader, you'd better send me the electronic version!" Chen Sining said bitterly.

"I don't have your friend!" Bai Muchu had already put the phone away and glanced at the man angrily.

"Then let's add WeChat now!" Chen Sining didn't notice anything was wrong at all, and stupidly took out his mobile phone!

"But I don't want to add WeChat now!" Bai Muchu stared at Lao Gong.

"Then let's add QQ!" Chen Sining replied subconsciously.

[So angry! If you want to kill your husband with one punch, what should you do? It would be better if I had a kiss! ]

Chen Sining was obviously stunned for a moment. He looked at his squad leader's lips that didn't move at all and was confused. He heard wrong!

[Mu Lao Gong, I really want to pry open this brain and see how much water is inside! ]

"Boom-"

Bai Muchu's pupils were shaking, and he looked at his old attacker in disbelief!

"Can I add WeChat now?" Chen Sining looked at the stunned squad leader, extremely satisfied, like a petrified stupid cat.

Hearing these words, Bai Muchu subconsciously opened his WeChat, and Chen Sining quickly added after seeing this, feeling very happy!

[Fuck! Lao Gong has finally figured it out. Could it be that he was just pretending before? ]

Bai Muchu suddenly felt that he was so childish when he was angry before! Damn it, after being thrown around by Lao Gong, this guy might have been watching his jokes behind his back!

In the system space——

"That's weird, what did you press just now? A new function from the strategy team."

The small system 999 searched several times, but could not find the function that he accidentally pressed just now. Seeing that there was no change, he stopped caring about it. Anyway, as long as it is not a punishment mechanism, these functions will not harm the host!

[It seems that there are still too few questions. Lao Gong’s brisk steps make him look very relaxed! ]

Chen Sining, who was intoxicated by the talk of her husband and couldn't extricate herself, suddenly stiffened when she heard these words!

"What's wrong?" the young man asked with concern!

"Nothing!" Chen Sining replied subconsciously because of his nervousness. Perhaps his voice was relatively soft, and he faintly disappeared into the wind. He looked meaningfully at his harmless young man!

Bai Muchu gave the man a strange look.

[Isn’t Lao Gong weak? You look so weak when talking, it seems like I need to cook some kidneys tonight to give Lao Gong a good supplement! ]

After hearing this, Chen Sining almost missed the point and fell down. Just when he was about to speak, he heard the voice of his little boy again!

[well! As expected, he was so weak that he couldn't even walk! First go online and check what great supplements are available! ]

Chen Sining: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

No, baby, listen to my explanation! I'm not weak at all, I'm very capable! ! !

[Chinese herbal medicines such as ginseng, wolfberry, deer antler, and epimedium have the effects of nourishing kidney yang and improving sexual function. It can be eaten by making soup, porridge or soaking in water...]

Chen Sining: "..."

Bai Muchu checked his small phone.

[It seems that I need to prepare more at home in the future. If Lao Gong suffers from kidney deficiency every day, what will he do with his sexual life in the future? ]

Chen Sining wiped his tears silently. What outrageous thing had he done to make the young boy have such thoughts?

Chen Sining gave up explaining and just started talking. One day, he will let the young boy understand how good he is!

Bai Muchu didn't know that there was so much drama in his heart, and he was thinking about how to tutor Lao Gong in English tomorrow!

On the other side, Nan Xu told Mu Shishan everything he knew. Mu Shishan was shocked and contacted the leader as quickly as possible!

"Hey hey hey! There is a small drawing book again! Didn't you expect that the protagonist has a lot of things in his collection?" The little system 999, who had nothing to do, sneaked into Jiang Muyang's room. He was here to collect clues, not to steal anything. of.

Jiang Muyang, who had fainted at this time, also woke up. His face was extremely gloomy. Someone dared to attack him. How bold it was. Let’s see if he doesn’t find someone to cut him into pieces!

Jiang Muyang walked to his house angrily. He was a bit mysophobic. He had been lying on the ground for so long and couldn't bear it. He planned to go back and take a bath before catching his little squirrel!

As soon as he arrived at the door of his room, he heard some tiny sounds inside.

Jiang Muyang's eyes instantly became cold and gloomy. His hands were clenched into fists, and his knuckles were slightly white. He had a strong sense of territoriality and hated others entering his private domain, even his favorite little ones. Neither can squirrels.

Small System 999, who was looking for other small picture books, was startled when he heard the sound of opening the door. He subconsciously put on a holographic projection to cover himself up, but accidentally put on a Chinese-style horror!

Red wedding dress, red hijab...

However, the holographic projection was so realistic that Little System 999 was so frightened that he pissed himself and ran away. When he ran into the arms of his host father, he remembered that his holographic projection had not been turned off.

"Husband, you came to see me!" Jiang Li's woman was wearing a bright red wedding dress, her eyes were full of emotion, and her body was covered with lines that controlled puppets. She showed what she thought was the most beautiful smile to her husband.

Jiang Muyang was stunned, then his eyes darkened and he fainted. He, Jiang Muyang, is not afraid of anything but these brides. He has no choice but to do so. His mother cast too many shadows on him when he was a child!

"What's wrong?" Bai Muchu glanced at the trembling little System 999, and rubbed it angrily.

Chen Sining looked at the little black cat, the disgust in his eyes was not concealed at all. Why did this annoying guy come to pester his squad leader again? He didn't know that it was the bastard who created it. There was something wrong with his brain!

"It's okay, it's okay!" Bai Muchu comforted the little black dumpling.

"Why are you so scared? You can't be doing something bad, right?" Chen Sining raised his eyebrows.

Little System 999 was so angry that he bared his teeth and wished he could raise his claws to fight with this person. Don't get angry, just treat me like a sick cat!ヽ(‘⌒′メ)ノ

Chen Sining showed no sign of weakness and glared back angrily.

Bai Muchu felt his head hurt when he saw this scene.

[Why does Lao Gong always love to fight against Xiao Hei Tuan Zi! Two little jealous jars! ! ! ]

Chen Sining couldn't help but curled her lips when she heard what her squad leader was saying, "I don't want to be like a cat!"

Little System 999 acted like a baby in Bai Muchu's arms, and made faces at Si Ning from time to time, which made this man so angry!

Don't be angry, don't be angry. Chen Sining took a deep breath and subconsciously said, "Let's go, baby! Let's go eat together!"

Damn it, why did you accidentally say what was on your mind? It’s all because of that dead cat. The squad leader kept calling me Lao Gong in his heart, so he probably wouldn’t mind if I called him baby!

Chen Sining felt a little regretful, but also had some small expectations. She glanced at the squad leader secretly, didn't she hear that? How come there is no voice left!

"Okay! Let's go eat hairy crabs together!" Bai Muchu's eyes flashed with anticipation!

"Okay!" Chen Sining replied happily, but at the same time he felt a little disappointed. Did the young man really not notice?

[Lao Gong is a fox, so he should be able to eat hairy crabs! I heard that the hairy crabs here are a bit expensive. ]

[Lao Gong seems a bit poor in this world! I don’t know how many years I’ve worn those shoes and they haven’t been replaced yet. Forget it, I’ll secretly pay a part of it when the time comes to protect Lao Gong’s self-esteem! ]

Chen Sining looked at her worn shoes with some embarrassment, no way! No way! This was all discovered by the young man. If he had known it, he would not have saved that little money!

[its not right! I want to be a veteran in this world, so I should be the one to pay for it! Find some time to buy something for your wife. How can it be too shabby to be my wife? ]

Chen Sining was stunned, when did he become a wife again! And why do you say it’s this world?

Along the way, Chen Sining was worried, what should he do? The young boy wants to be a husband!

Soon, the two of them finished eating the hairy crabs together, and Chen Sining also figured out that if Baobao wants to be a husband, let Baobao do it. It's just a ranking, it's not a big deal. Anyway, it's enough that the young boy belongs to him alone!

Having nothing to do and feeling light, Chen Sining walked much more briskly.

[What’s wrong with my wife? Sometimes he frowns, sometimes he smiles! ]

Chen Sining:......

On the other side, Nanxu met with the national special organization under the arrangement of Mu Shishan, while Jiang Muyang was sent to the hospital for examination by his two subordinates who woke up!

With Nan Xu's explanation, a large-scale purge of foreign illegal organizations quietly began. Nanxu himself is a reborn person, and he knew a lot of information intentionally or unintentionally in his previous life!

In the previous life, these illegal organizations were already dealt with by the state. But in this life, due to the two accidents of Nanxu and Xiao System 999, the country's actions were directly advanced!

At night, it’s time for English lessons again!

Chen Sining looked at these English words as if he were facing a formidable enemy, while Bai Muchu was quietly drinking tea aside.

"Baby, they know me, but I don't know them." Chen Sining cried with a sad face!

Bai Muchu blinked, "So you have to learn!"

"Look at this word: sham, liar, sha - stupid, m - hat. This stupid hat is a liar. Can you remember it quickly?"

Chen Sining shook his head subconsciously and couldn't help but touch his nose. He always felt that the boy was hinting at something?

God, I'm willing to trade my ten years of life for five years of Grandpa Qin's, please! Let’s unify the text! I really don’t want to learn English anymore!

"How could you not remember? Then let me say one more thing, cate, food, cat - cat, e - hungry, the cat is hungry and needs food! Look, is it fast?"

"It turns out that the letter in the middle of the word cat is a! I always thought it was e!" Chen Sining couldn't help but sigh!

Bai Muchu: "..."

Where is my stick?

"Read these words again!"

"Eco farmer, economy; I can't die, ambulance; my Mari, envy; too bad, terrible; I must..."

"stop--"

"What are you reading?" Bai Muchu's veins jumped as he listened. If he continued to listen, he wouldn't be able to read English anymore!

"Words!" Chen Sining looked confused. He was just reading the words carefully!

"That teacher taught you how to pronounce it?" Bai Muchu looked in disbelief. How could there be words pronounced like this?

"My junior high school teacher always pronounces it this way! She is so awesome, and she also likes to teach us some high school vocabulary?"

Chen Sining replied subconsciously, but the English teacher was already sent to a mental hospital because of his anger, and he didn't know if he had come out! I miss you so much!

"Memorize these words first, try to remember their Chinese meanings, and just look at them in English to know what they mean!"

"Baby, kill me!"

"Don't die first, finish writing the test paper I assigned you today!"

Chen Sining: "..."