Return to 2001 to pursue dreams

Everyone looked at Living Buddha Quren in confusion. Living Buddha sighed and said: "I have been a monk for nine lives, and I can escape from reincarnation in the next life. I can understand thousands of years of human affairs, and life is nothing new for me. All those who want to become a Buddha People all want to jump to a higher dimension to experience unknown novelties.”

His words are unfathomable. The realm of the eminent monk is so high. How can ordinary people understand the feeling of being on the top of the mountain?

The purpose of coming today was to ask the eminent monk to help the three of them solve their doubts. Gao Hongda felt that he had just met a psychiatrist. If the eminent monk was really that powerful, he would ask the next thunderbolt to strike down that idiot.

Master Xu couldn't wait to ask: "This guy is my closed disciple, but it's a pity that he has no knowledge and skills. He was almost killed by the door, and he survived only by chance. I calculated that a big disaster will befall him today. As for what How to break the situation. Please give me some advice from the Living Buddha!"

The living Buddha invited everyone to drink butter tea and said slowly: "In Master Xu's opinion, this is a disaster, but in my opinion, it is an opportunity to break the situation. Only by opening the pustules can we directly detoxify, and only by removing the stumbling blocks can we be smooth along the way."

The living Buddha's words have made it very clear, and he has strengthened his belief in getting rid of Li Kaifeng. The hatred of seizing his wife is irreconcilable!

On the way back from the Lama Temple, Master Xu stretched out his hand and said, "I asked you two to bring me money. Have you brought it?"

Gao Hongda said impatiently: "You said you are in this place where birds don't shit, why do you need money? There is not even a canteen in your village, and you don't need to take a bath all year round. Even if you want to save all sentient beings, There is no one for this hundred or ten kilometers!"

Master Xu slapped him on the forehead: "I have changed my ways now! What do you mean by saving all sentient beings? I want to build a signal tower here. I have no money in the future, so I can call you to deliver it to me!" Then he changed it again. He said in a pitiful tone, "You have worked hard for me for half your life, and finally found your destination in life. You two are my apprentices, so I won't treat you badly. It's time for you to show your filial piety!"

Seeing that the master was acting too hard, Gao Hongda pretended to wipe away his tears and said: "Master, please lead me to help the apprentices to rebuild! The master's needs are the direction for the apprentices to strive for. 30 is not a penny, and I will give it to you with both hands! But you The village doesn’t even have electricity, so it’s useless to have a signal tower!”

"Then take another 30 to help recharge the battery!" Master Xu answered without saying anything. Gao Hongda was so angry that he wanted to slap himself in the mouth. Why are you talking so much?

Fortunately, this time Sun Dazhuang expressed his stance: "Master, don't worry, I am very filial to your apprentice, 60 yuan is a lot, I will carefully supervise my junior brother to take it out!"

Master Xu patted Sun Dazhuang on the shoulder and said happily: "This is my good apprentice! Unlike some people, who are ungrateful and picky!"

Gao Hongda tilted his head and nodded several times, and said angrily: "Sure enough, a child who can cry will be fed by milk! You have fooled all the good people! You deserve to be a piece of shit!"

Sun Dazhuang solemnly shook his finger and said: "I tell you, no one is allowed to call me dead glass, Brokeback Mountain, homosexual or anything like that. I just received the blessing of the Living Buddha. Now I am very masculine and have no interest in men." Now! Brother, after I go back, I will learn from my master and help him save all sentient beings!"

Yan Gaoliang, who was watching the excitement, muttered: "Master Xu really has a successor!"

However, this living Buddha is really powerful. He can transform a senior homosexual patient into a normal man in an instant. This is a task that no number of mental hospitals can complete. If he changes his profession and opens a hospital, he will definitely make a fortune!