Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want

"Yikunian!"

"Kun Nian!"

"Kun!"

At that moment, Xiao Kuang could hear the harsh echo of the medicine!

At this moment, Xiao Kuang felt like the sky had fallen on him!

Am I not the last disciple of the Emperor of Prophecy? Am I not the Emperor of the Universe crying?

Our Emperor is Crying has been invincible in the universe for 6 million years, and the only time he was defeated was when he encountered an unethical massacre.

What is going on in this universe now? Can any dog ​​reach level 10 after practicing for two years?

Where did you take me? Is this still China?

At that moment, the sword intent in Xiao Kuang's eyes disappeared without a trace in an instant, and he finally understood what his master meant.

People who are more talented than me are still working hard. I worked so hard that I finally realized what kind of garbage I am.

"Fuck you, whoever wants to practice with this broken sword can practice it. I practiced for 6 million years to reach the threshold of the divine realm. Can a dog reach level 10 in two Kun years? I have practiced this sword for 6 million years, but it is not even as good as a dog!"

Xiao Kuang's mentality was really broken. He thought that all the masters' wives were beautiful and well-maintained as if they had just turned 18 years old.

I didn't expect the reality is that they are all really beautiful and they just turned 18...

At that moment, Xiao Kuang's invincible sword heart was completely shattered by reality. He threw the sword away and turned away.

"Hey! Your sword!"

Yaoye picked up the sword and called out to Xiaokuang who was turning to leave.

"It's your sword!"

Xiao Kuang shook his head and said, "My talent is so rubbish that I am not worthy of practicing sword skills."

"No! It's your sword!"

He is a boxer and needs a sword, so there is no use for him?

"It's your sword!"

The sword intent in Xiao Kuang's eyes has now turned into tears. What use do I have for this sword?

6 million years! Do you know how I spent these 6 million years?

I am crying every day! I get up earlier than a chicken! I work harder than a donkey! I sleep later than a cat! I eat worse than a pig!

I have worked hard to practice swordsmanship for 6 million years! I thought my swordsmanship was so perfect that it was invincible!

Now you tell me that a dog can advance to level 10 in two years? The talent that I am so proud of is even inferior to that of a dog!

I don't need to practice this sword! I should take some time to find a partner and have a child!

I'm trash anyway, so I might as well start from childhood!

I, the Emperor, cannot become an invincible sword god, so let my child stand on my shoulders and become a true god!

"Xiao Kuang? Where are you going? Are you not practicing sword skills to break through the realm of God?"

Yaoye waved the sword in his hand and continued to anger Xiaokuang.

He doesn’t dare to bully Lin Feng’s wives, so he will bully those he can bully!

"No more practice! I'd better find someone to practice my real sword skills with!"

Xiao Kuang's invincible sword heart was shattered, and he needed to do something happy to divert his attention.

There is no point in working hard! I might as well give birth to a child!

"It's useless for me to keep this sword. Xiao Zhaotong, go and return this sword to your uncle Kuang."

Yao Liquid casually handed the sword to Zhao Tong. He thought that Xiao Kuang would not practice sword fighting but sword fighting in the future?

Then my life as a medicine liquid would definitely be a lot less fun!

"Uncle Kuang, I brought the sword to you!"

Zhao Tong rubbed the snot bubbles on his nose, then jumped over with the sword in his hand.

"I've told you so many times, it's your sword..."

Before Xiao Kuang turned around, the medicine liquid stretched out his left leg to block Zhao Tong's way.

"Ouch! It hurts!"

Little Zhao Tong was tripped and the sword in his hand flew out several times...

Finally, it pierced right into Xiao Kuang's drum...

"Pfft..."

There was a sound of a sharp weapon entering flesh, and Xiao Kuang felt as if a very tingling and warm current was flowing through his body?

"Oh...what's this feeling...so embarrassing...ah..."

Xiao Kuang's body suddenly collapsed to the ground, and his voice began to sound effeminate...

"I'm sorry, Uncle Kuang, I didn't mean it. I'll pull it out for you, please don't be angry!"

Zhao Tong wiped his nose and quickly ran over to pull out the sword!

"Don't pull it out!"

Xiao Kuang exclaimed in surprise. He still wanted to figure out what the deep meaning of that warm current was.

"I'm sorry Uncle Kuang! I'll put it back in for you!"

"Pfft!"

Xiao Zhao Tong quickly put the sword back in place, and he realized how stupid he was.

I can't even do such a small thing. I am really a stupid kid.

"Ah! You are so rude! I...I am a delicate little man..."

Xiao Kuang didn't know what was going on, but as the warm current flowed into his body, his voice began to become feminine.

The Adam's apple began to shrink, the stubble began to fall, double eyelids began to appear, the skin began to become fair and tender, and even the battle scars began to fall off rapidly.

The most outrageous thing is that my pectoral muscles also began to swell rapidly!

In just a few minutes, Xiao Kuang quickly transformed from a muscular man into a cute and adorable girl...

"Uncle Kuang... not Sister Kuang? How did you suddenly become a girl?"

Zhao Tong still didn’t understand what was going on. After all, how old was he?

Besides, Uncle Kuang’s swordsmanship is very powerful, at least much better than a useless little trash like me.

"Still calling him uncle? That's so awkward. Yaoye tells you, call him sister first, then sister, and call him wife after you poke him twice!"

Yaoye rubbed Zhao Tong's head with a wicked smile and said, "You don't have to doubt that I did it on purpose!"

"Medicine! You! How dare you do this to me! What's wrong with my stomach? Why is it growing like a balloon? Help! I'm dying! Someone come and save me! Someone's going to die! Ah!!!"

Xiao Kuang started yelling in despair. She didn’t know what was wrong with her.

"You are not going to die, you are going to give birth! Someone is going to die, it's just a birth! Aren't you going to give birth to a child? How can it be faster to let someone else give birth than to give birth yourself? I, Yaoye, like to help others, don't thank me, my name is Yaoye!"

As he said this, Yaoye let out another evil laugh. Helping others is what I like to do the most!

"Medicine! Are you a devil? I'm a man! How can a man give birth to a child! Ah!!! It hurts so much!!!"

Xiao Kuang was lying on the ground, sweating profusely in pain. It turned out that even a grown man could not stand the pain of childbirth!

"Come and help! Xiao Kuang is about to give birth! Who has experience? We don't want two lives to be lost!"

The medicine liquid quickly yelled, I won’t say that I just want everyone to know!

"Medicine! You are a devil! Ah!!!"

Xiao Kuang felt a warm current coming from under his body, and it was obvious that his amniotic fluid had broken...