Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want

"After finishing physics, go and memorize this dictionary backwards..."

Lin Feng immediately took out a dictionary that was thicker than a pillow. If you were to memorize this thing backwards, it would definitely waste some of your time, right?

Although it's useless, it can help you to compare yourself with others in the future...

"Mmm Good!"

Xiaoxue immediately ran back to her room with the dictionary. It was obvious that this child was smart but not very smart...

Maybe this is what it means to be foolish despite being wise...

Everyone: "..."

It's obvious that he is playing a trick on you. Can you believe this?

"Oh...you are so mean! Woohoo, you only know how to bully others!"

At this moment, Yinling took Tuoba Qing's arm and was about to go into the room with her?

"Wait! What's going on with you two? It's been over a month, and I feel like you two are hiding from me on purpose?"

If they hadn't suddenly appeared, Lin Feng would have almost forgotten about his wife who was given to him for free?

My memory has been getting worse recently, but having a bad memory also has its advantages.

Lin Feng's mood was getting better and better. He could no longer remember so many meaningless and annoying things, and his spirits were lifted.

"Ah? Lin Feng, just do your thing. It has nothing to do with us!"

Tuoba Qing was startled. She didn't expect that she would be called out suddenly.

"I want to communicate with my new wife and improve my relationship. After all, I've been here for so long and I want to show her my baby."

As he said that, Lin Feng took Yin Ling's hand and brought her to his treasure house.

"boom!"

As the door of the treasure house slammed shut, Tuoba Qing's face instantly darkened...

"Ouch! How annoying!"

Tuoba Qing stamped his feet, but there was nothing he could do.

"Come, let me show you my new weapon..."

Lin Feng's voice came from the treasure pavilion, and it was obvious that he had obtained some new weapon.

"Oh my god, it's so long? The edge is exposed, it won't kill someone, right?"

Yin Ling looked at the peerless divine weapon in shock. She had never seen such a legendary weapon before...

……

Everyone: "..."

Everyone was extremely speechless about Lin Feng. It turned out that men had a special fascination with magical weapons.

Everyone is used to it, after all, everyone has been through this.

At this moment, Lin Xue ran back excitedly with a dictionary in her hand.

"Eh? Where's my dad? I've already memorized everything, don't you want to check it?"

Lin Xue looked around in confusion, but did not see Lin Feng, so she scratched her head.

"It's okay, Xiaoxue, just recite it. I can hear you. When you finish, I'll know where you went wrong."

Lin Feng's voice came from the treasure pavilion. It was obvious that he was testing the sharpness of the new weapon.

"That's fine, I'll start memorizing it. Selling price: 8.83, the publisher's version is Lu Tai..."

If you say you should recite it backwards, then you definitely cannot recite it forwards.

I can recite the price for you backwards, and it looks so handsome when you read it...

……

It was not until three hours later that Yin Ling came out of the treasure house, sweating and panting...

Judging from the expression that never faded from her face, she was very satisfied with her new magic weapon.

“Yinling, let’s go quickly. Let’s be good to each other from now on and stay away from that shameless guy Lin Feng…嘤嘤嘤…”

Tuoba Qing came over quickly and grabbed Yin Ling's arm and sobbed. She cried as if she had lost the most precious thing in her life...

"Tuoba Qing, please don't bother me anymore. I'm afraid Lin Feng will misunderstand me."

As she spoke, Yin Ling wiped the sweat off her head and gently pushed away Tuoba Qing's arm, very determined...

"Pfft..."

Upon hearing this news, Tuoba Qing seemed to have lost all his strength and collapsed to the ground...

"No! Silver Bell!!!"

Tuoba Qing shed tears and desperately stretched out his hand towards Yin Ling...

"Do not!!!"

I have paid so much for you, but you made me feel pain and pain that I cannot tell you...

How am I worse than Lin Feng? Why do you treat me like this?

"Snowflakes are fluttering and the north wind is whistling, the world is vast. A cut winter plum blossom stands proudly in the snow..."

Lin Feng played a piece of plum blossoms, and then threw snowflakes all over the sky from space...

At that moment, this summer, it snowed...

The cold snowflakes hit my face randomly, and my heart is so cold that it hurts...

"Lin Feng! Are you still human? I brought Yin Ling back home with me. You already have so many wives, but you're still trying to snatch them from me? Wuuwuwu..."

Tuoba Qing is just a signal tower. She can't beat anyone except Yin Ling...

I thought I had a lifetime card, but I didn't expect it to be just a limited-time monthly card...

pain!It hurts so much!

The pain of losing something is always ten thousand times more painful than never having it at all.

"Oh, I was just teasing you! Look at the new staff Lin Feng made for me. It's much more useful than the previous one."

As she spoke, Yinling took out a new staff, which was the kind that could really stab someone to death.

"No? Are you two messing with me? Is Lin Feng such a serious person? Is it really a new weapon? Huh?"

Tuoba Qing was speechless. After all this time, I turned out to be the clown?

"I've already told you, everyone needs to learn! What kind of yellow crap is in your head? Now that a new crisis has emerged, I must of course upgrade everyone's weapons and equipment."

Lin Feng's face was calm and he would never say that this weapon was just taken out of the space at random, as that would make him look very unsophisticated.

As for those three hours? Ahem, just a simple warm-up…

"Get up, the ground is cold."

Yinling helped Tuoba Qing up, her eyes full of heartache.

Everyone has their own strengths, and we should not favor one over another in the future.

Even if you have a new love, you can’t forget your old love…

"I feel much better after hearing your words. Woo woo woo..."

Tuoba Qing was terribly scared by what happened today, otherwise this signal tower would have stood there alone for the rest of its life.

After all, no one can build two signal towers hand in hand...

"Well, Dad, I have finished reciting it. Is there anything wrong?"

Just then, Lin Xue came over. She also wanted to learn some new knowledge.

"Yeah, both are correct. Xiaoxue is really smart. Go back and play."

Lin Feng rubbed Lin Xue's head and found that she could recite it by heart.

This child is just like me and has been smart since he was young.

"Then is there anything difficult? These are too easy."

Lin Xue blinked, her eyes filled with a desire for knowledge...

"Well... in that case, I will give you a difficult task. Go find your mother now, and research all the aliens of the third, fourth, fifth, and eighteenth generations."

Lin Feng pointed to the laboratory and said, "You can't finish this research in seconds, right?"

Everyone: "..."

A group of people looked at Lin Feng speechlessly. Aren’t you just fooling a child?

It's really crazy of you to assign such a difficult task to a child!