Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want

"Brother? Do you have to be so outrageous? I just threw it casually, and you changed so quickly?"

Zhao Jun was speechless as he watched the sword transform from a 188cm old man into a 158cm cute girl. How many seconds did it take? Was it so fast?

And now Shenjian’s Adam’s apple is gone, his beard is gone, his eyes have become big double-lidded eyes, his skin has become whiter, and even his nails have become longer?

"Hate it! I'm a girl, who are you calling big brother? You are the big brother, and your whole family is the big brother!"

The magic sword glared at Zhao Jun coquettishly and asked, "Why are you so unromantic?"

I’m your wife, given to you for free, and you don’t want her?

"No, big sister? What's wrong with you? Are you trying to scam me? You just came up and made a few moves and fired more than 10,000 swords in a second, and I just threw them and you couldn't dodge? I now strongly suspect that you are scamming me, but I don't have any extra strength for you to use?"

Although Zhao Jun is an honest man, he is not stupid.

This situation, this change, this figure, this appearance...

If you think about it carefully, it doesn't seem impossible?

"You bastard! You only know how to use those tricks to deceive me. How could I know that you would be so unethical as to throw the sword at me? My sword has fought 10087 times in its life, but this is the first time I have encountered a shameless bastard like you who attacked me by surprise! Humph! When I am angry, I can't even appease you!"

As she spoke of the Excalibur she pouted and raised her proud little chin, just like your girlfriend when she is angry.

Oh, by the way, you don’t have a girlfriend yet.

It's not terrible to not have a girlfriend, you can find a guy who can beat him in fencing and then make him your girlfriend...

"Big sister? I'm already so old, don't joke with me! And I have a wife, if my wife knew about this, wouldn't she be tickled to death?"

Zhao Jun looked at the magic sword with a constipated expression. He obviously didn't do anything, so how could he blame me?

"So what if you have a wife? I still have 10086 wives! I don't care that you have a wife, but you still care that I used to be a man? Wuwuwuwu... Men are really pigs!"

As she spoke, Shenjian started to cry out of grievance. At that moment, she looked as weak as a simple girl who was deceived by her first love.

"Where on earth is this? Is this still China? Why is something so outrageous happening? Why is it happening to me?"

Zhao Jun's mentality completely exploded, but then something even more explosive happened...

"Hey! You damned bastard! Come here quickly! Why are you standing there like an idiot? I'm pregnant with your child, and you're not going to acknowledge it just because you drew your sword?"

I saw that Shenjian's belly really began to swell at a speed visible to the naked eye. It took others ten months of pregnancy but she only needed to inflate her belly for ten minutes.

The pace of society today is so fast that even if you have children, you have to make sure they win at the starting line.

If the birth rate is too slow, it will affect GDP...

"Is this even possible? I haven't even taken off the word 'cool' yet! And you already have it?"

Zhao Jun was so shocked that his three views were shattered. Even if he had sex with someone drunk, he would still recognize the child. The problem was that he didn't do anything!

"Come here quickly! Why are you standing there like an idiot? We sea flatworms are all like this. Are you still going to ignore us, mother and son, and let us die? Ah..."

As she spoke, Shenjian really lay down on the ground, her belly bulging, and it was obvious that she was about to give birth.

Zhao Jun: "..."

At this moment, although Zhao Jun didn't say anything, the screams of a groundhog could be heard in his heart.

"what!!!"

A piercing scream was heard, and the dream came true.

Shenjian lay on the ground screaming in despair. She had won 10086 times in her life, but she didn't expect to give birth to someone else's child after losing just once.

This thing is like gambling. Once you start, you will never stop until you lose everything.

In this life, Shenjian only lost this one battle, and that was the end...

"Alright, alright! I'm wrong, isn't that enough? I'm such an honest man, how can you put the blame on me?"

Zhao Jun went over speechlessly and tried to help in a panic. Now he couldn't just ignore the life and death of his wife and son who had been given to him for free.

"Take a deep breath and push harder! Take a deep breath and push harder!"

Zhao Jun had only seen this scene in TV dramas, and now his cheap wife was sweating profusely as she gave birth to a child.

"what!!!"

"Wow wow wow!!!"

Following the cry of a baby boy, Zhao Jun held the boy with trembling hands.

"This? Is this really my son? Big sister, don't joke with me..."

Even with the child in his arms, Zhao Jun still felt it was very unreal.

This is something I experienced myself today. If someone else had told me about this, I would have thought that person was drunk.

"Hate it! I've fought 10086 duels in my life, and no one has ever stabbed me with a sword. You're the only one, and if it's not yours, who else could it belong to? You're just lucky to have a beautiful wife and eldest son for free."

The magic sword glared at Zhao Jun and said, "How could I lie to you?"

"But this is too fast. No wonder you said three days would be enough. You finished it in half an hour. Three days is indeed a long time."

Zhao Jun looked at the big baby in his arms and felt very complicated.

I didn't do anything the whole time. I just threw a sword around, and now I have a son?

"Hubby, you have to treat us well from now on. We sea flatworms can only give birth to one child in our lifetime, so you must cherish it."

Shenjian stretched out his index finger and pushed Zhao Jun's forehead hard. This love came too fast like a tornado.

"what?"

At this moment, Zhao Jun's expression is just like the cat in the emoticon package in your hand.

Am I still on Earth? This world is crazy!

"Don't disbelieve me. Is it because I'm not pretty? Or is it because the child doesn't look like you? Look at you, you're so silly. How could I lose to someone like you? Oh, maybe this is fate."

Excalibur lowered her head and sighed slowly, but her eyes were filled with pride.

With the power of the magic sword, how could it be possible to lose to the Zhao army?

The question is what happens after she wins? After she wins, she still has to work hard for Poseidon, who threatens her life at every turn.

We're all going to die anyway, so we might as well take a big chance.

Divine Sword was fed up with the life of being exploited, so this time he bet that Lin Feng could defeat the God of the Sea, and maybe he could still find a glimmer of hope.

Even if Lin Feng lost, she had a son of her own, and her race would continue.

And after being a man for tens of thousands of years, Shenjian also wants to know what it feels like to be a woman...

This is the real reason why the sword is waving...

If you can't make it, then change your personality and find an honest man to marry and take care of your children...

But the magic sword really didn't lie to Zhao Jun. Although there was no process, this was really Zhao Jun's biological son Wushuang being the father...

This is the true great swordsman, one sword can carve four beasts...