Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want

"Huh? Is there a beauty?"

When the third brother heard Lin Feng's voice, he turned around and his eyes widened when he saw Qiao Qiao and Ling Wenya.

He said it in a cheating tone, his eyes full of excitement.

In today's cheating country, it is difficult to meet a living person, let alone a living woman.

After all, Third Brother is a normal man and he has normal needs, so he thinks everyone can understand why he does some strange things.

Besides, in our country of cheats, this kind of thing is not strange at all.

"Beauty! Here I come! Hahaha!"

The third brother and his third brother ran towards Lin Feng with lewd smiles, not caring at all that there were two grown men beside the beautiful woman.

In the country of cheating, all the people who go out at night are adulterers and adulteresses, and nothing he does to them is excessive.

"Pfft!"

Lin Feng was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, so he took out a silenced pistol and shot him in the head.

Even if you don't feel disgusted, you still have to consider the thoughts of your two wives around you, right?

"Third brother, you are really hungry. You can eat anything."

I don't know how this guy, an ordinary person, has survived to this day. Does it mean that everyone in the cheating country has cheats?

"Keep going forward, there are still people alive, and there may be more ahead."

Lin Feng wanted to move forward, but when Jing Pu passed by the man, he stepped on his head and crushed it.

"The head must be smashed, otherwise there is a high possibility that he will be resurrected."

Jingpu reminded Lin Feng that this was not their territory and they had to do things perfectly.

Lin Feng nodded, then continued walking forward in the darkness.

About a few dozen meters away, Lin Feng saw the back of the third brother sitting on the ground again.

At this moment, the third brother's arms moved up and down, as if he was doing something indescribable.

Seeing this scene, Qiao Qiao and Ling Wenya turned their heads away.

Once upon a time, they all thought that Lin Feng was the most baffling person in the world. Today, the third brother showed up in person to clear Lin Feng's name.

Are you comparing who is more BT than my third brother? I mean everyone here is garbage.

Jingpu also frowned. He knew that the third brother's brain was not normal. But after seeing this with his own eyes today, he was also shocked by the third brother's bold move.

It’s been so long since the end of the world, can’t your third brother find a normal sister-in-law who is still alive?

"Hello? What are you doing?"

Lin Feng shouted loudly, scaring his third brother.

The third brother turned around, holding a lump of yellow, sticky stuff in his hand, which was still steaming.

"Who are you? Don't kill me. I really don't have anything to give you to eat."

The third brother looked at the last piece of food in his hand nervously, and then, fearing that Lin Feng and the others would snatch it away, he stuffed it directly into his mouth.

His mouth was covered with yellow food, but he ate it with gusto.

Seeing this scene, Lin Feng felt much more relieved. He finally met a normal third brother with a normal mind and with whom he could exchange intelligence information.

"Don't choke, I won't fight with you. Do you know where Amir is? I have food, tell me so I can trade with you."

Seeing that the third brother was relatively normal, Lin Feng and the others breathed a sigh of relief and took a few steps forward.

But just as they breathed a sigh of relief, the four of them suddenly held their breath.

Looking at the third brother still sucking the yellow thing on his right finger, a shit-like stinky smell rushed straight to their heads.

"No, Third Brother? What did you just eat? Could it be that you just ate shit?"

Lin Feng opened the translation software and asked, fearing that his third brother would not understand.

"Yes, that's right. This is a gift from nature. It smells bad, but tastes delicious. Do you want to eat it too?"

The third brother grinned, with a black vegetable leaf stuck on his white teeth.

As he spoke, the third brother licked the corner of his mouth with an unsatisfied look, as if he was dissatisfied that the amount was a little too little.

Everyone: "..."

They were really speechless. It's not you, Third Brother. Tang Chuan is not as good as you.

"Third brother, there are corpses everywhere. Why don't you eat meat? Can shit be more delicious than meat?"

Lin Feng asked the question in his mind. There is nothing to eat nearby, so I can understand you eating shit. There are so many corpses around here, and you still eat shit? What do you think?

"The body is dirty, and the meat is dirty too. I am a vegetarian, and eating meat will make my soul impure. I will not eat impure things, and this goes against my beliefs."

This third brother is a man of firm belief, and is obviously not on the same level as the third brother just now.

Everyone: "..."

Lin Feng and the others didn't know how to evaluate this third brother. No wonder this is the birthplace of Sakyamuni. Are the people here so environmentally friendly? They don't even let go of their own shit?

After thinking about it, they also felt that it was okay. Cow urine can be drunk and cow dung can be eaten. It is reasonable for San Ge to eat human dung now, right? At least humans are a little bit more advanced than cows.

"Third brother, I have another question. Your left hand is evil, and your right hand is holy. But you eat shit with your holy hand. Does this count as a defilement of your soul?"

Lin Feng had wanted to ask this question for a long time. Now that he met his third brother alive, he decided to ask him in person.

“Shit is dirty, but food is a treasure given to me by God. After I eat it and wash it, it will not be dirty anymore, and my holy soul will not be polluted.”

The third brother was very confident and acted as if he could ascend to heaven just by changing his left hand to his right.

Everyone: "..."

Just a few words shocked them dozens of times?

It turns out that it is basically impossible to meet a normal third brother.

The probability is almost as low as encountering wild giant pandas in Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan.

"Third brother, let me ask you one last question. Do you know Amir? If you take me to see Amir, I will also grant you one of your wishes."

Lin Feng had nothing more to say to him, and finally asked his third brother a question.

"I don't know who Amir is. What wish can you fulfill for me? Can I exchange it for something else?"

This third brother has a pure face. He will not lie because his faith does not allow him to lie.

"Then I will send you to see Sakyamuni, that is your idol. Third brother, you are really hungry, you can eat anything."

"Pfft!"

Lin Feng shot and blew up the head of the third environmentalist again. He had faith, and all Lin Feng could do was support his faith.

Qiao Qiao and the others were speechless. As expected, they had arrived in the country of cheats and everyone was an expert at cheating.

The third brother may not live, but he can never die.

Today was the first day, and the third brother let them down.

There were two critical hits at the beginning, and Lin Feng was hit hard.

You are still the third brother, you play more extravagantly than anyone else.