Apocalyptic natural disaster: I take over Lake Baikal, you can do whatever you want
Chapter 594: Hua Yan's Stubbornness
"Shouldn't it be? Is it a problem with the recipe? The Internet is really unreliable nowadays. It actually tricked me into doing this."
Hua Yan looked at the broken chopping board and the completely scrapped kitchen knife, and still believed that his cooking skills were correct. It was definitely not him who was wrong.
Doesn't this look like your girlfriend? No matter what the problem is, whether it's the wrong place, the wrong ground, or the wrong air in between, it should be wrong for you to breathe, without her consent, anyway, she can't be wrong.
By the way, you don’t have a girlfriend, hehehe.
"Alright, alright, that's a level 6 alien beast, the Iron-eating Beast. Its claws are harder than iron. Don't fight with it. Come and have your meal."
Lin Feng couldn't stand it anymore, so he went back in time and cleaned the dust off Hua Yan's body. "Why are you making a fuss if you're not going to eat?"
Thinking back to when I first met Hua Yan, she was like this. She wanted to kill me without any reason and without a valid reason.
There were reasons why Qiao Qiao and Liang Qiuyu wanted to kill her, because she heard that she deserved to die.
There's no hope for her. She's not destined to be a fairy, but she has all these fairy diseases.
"Lin Feng, let me tell you, the quality of the kitchen knife and cutting board you gave me is not good. You deliberately didn't let me win first place. You are like this every time. There was a problem with the pressure cooker last time, and you did it again this time. Am I not your wife? Why are you so partial to me?"
Hua Yan continued to chatter away while sitting in his seat, insisting that it was not his fault.
"Ah, yes, yes, everything you said is right."
Lin Feng was also very speechless. He couldn't kill her, could he? After all, she was his wife. He couldn't beat her to death after marrying her home.
"That's more like it. I'll forgive you reluctantly then."
After hearing Lin Feng admit his mistake, Hua Yan picked up his chopsticks and started eating.
In front of him was a bowl of staple food prepared by Dong Shi, golden egg fried rice, which was filled with crab roe, egg yolk, scallops, and corn kernels. It was fried to perfection with good color, aroma and flavor.
Hua Yan picked up the chopsticks and took a bite, then commented:
"Too much water, the rice grains are too soft and affect the taste. Don't you know the basic knowledge of fried rice? Fried rice should be made with overnight rice. Five-star chef, 0 points."
Dong Shi: “…”
Then, while people were picking up their dishes, Hua Yan started turning the table and directly turned to Wu Daiyue's sweet and sour fish.
"Why does your fish look like a fish contaminated by nuclear radiation from Japan? Just looking at it makes me want to vomit. 0 points."
Wu Daiyue: “…”
Then, Hua Yan turned the table again. It was an ice sculpture made by Hua Rou, and underneath were various seafood sashimi.
"Your knife skills are ever-changing and the shapes are outstanding. Even this dragon and phoenix are carved by you to be lifelike. You spent the whole day carving, right? The seafood is stinky. 0 points."
Hua Rou: “…”
Then Hua Yan turned the table again, this time it was Lin Xue's Qiankun Roast Goose.
Hua Yan gently placed his finger on the roast goose to test it, then said:
"It's totally cool, 0 points!"
Everyone: "..."
Just when a group of people were speechless, Lin Xue stood up and shouted:
"and many more!"
Then Lin Xue jumped onto the table, picked up the knife, and cut open the belly of the roast goose.
"This dish is called Qiankun Roasted Goose, so of course there is something special about it! In fact, the dish is about eating the roasted goose inside. The roasted goose not only absorbs the aroma of the roasted goose, but also keeps it warm! It's just the right time to eat it! I've considered every detail, Hua Yan, you have nothing to say, right?"
Lin Xue excitedly showed off her Qiankun Roast Goose. The big goose contained eight newly hatched goslings. This is the real way to eat Qiankun Roast Goose!
"Wonderful! The winner of this New Year's Eve dinner has finally been chosen! You are worthy of being my daughter, Lin Feng! You are definitely the first!"
Lin Feng picked up a roast goose and took a bite. This little girl's learning was not in vain. She has even seen the God of Cookery? And it tastes really good!
"Wait! Still 0 points!"
But Hua Yan refused to give in and she stopped Lin Xue from taking the first step.
"Why is it still 0 points? Can you give a decent reason?"
Lin Feng looked at Hua Yan speechlessly. What else do you want to say? Isn't the gap obvious enough?
"The goslings are so cute, how can you bear to eat them? You are so cruel, you eat all the goslings? So it's still 0 points!"
Hua Yan was arrogant. She felt that what she said would resonate with everyone.
"Qiao Qiao, I suddenly want to beat her up? Do you think you will stop me if I beat her up?"
Liang Qiuyu was so angry. You couldn't cook well yourself and yet you made random comments on other people's dishes. You were late and didn't pay attention to the time, and everyone had a bad meal. How come it's all your fault and you blame others?
My daughter is so outstanding, but you said she is worthless? You deserve to die!
"I won't stop him. I think I can probably go over and kick him twice."
Qiao Qiao shook her head. She was really angry today.
"What are you waiting for? Beat her up! Beat her up as hard as you can!"
Liang Qiuyu was the first to take action and directly overturned the table.
Then the remaining nine wives joined the battle, and a group of women surrounded Hua Yan and started kicking him.
They have been tolerating Hua Yan for more than a day or two. Every time you cause trouble, if they don't beat you, you don't know what domestic violence is, right?
"Oh! Am I not telling the truth? Putting aside the facts, aren't you at all wrong?"
Hua Yan was beaten badly. She was a level three psychic, but Liang Qiuyu was a level six psychic, and Bai Miaoshui was a level seven psychic. She could only be pinned to the ground by a group of people.
Even the best-tempered Wu Daiyue and the timid Ling Wenya kicked him twice. This guy was so irritating.
"Phew, you can beat him up, but keep some breath. Just don't beat him to death, or it will be hard to deal with."
Lin Feng lit a cigarette and took a puff, helplessly watching his wives' physical version of the palace fight.
Everyone is supposed to happily have a New Year’s Eve dinner on New Year’s Eve, but if this and that don’t taste good, then you don’t have to eat it.
Thirty minutes passed, Hua Yan was beaten black and blue, and three of her ribs were broken. Only then did she beg for mercy. She was really tough.
"Stop hitting me! I was wrong! Isn't it okay if I'm wrong?"
Hua Yan's two fists were no match for the eighteen kicks, and he finally admitted defeat helplessly.
In terms of both numbers and quality, she was completely defeated, and it was normal for her to be beaten to the ground.
"Can you eat properly this time? Look at what time it is. You've wasted a whole table of food."
Lin Feng helplessly looked at Hua Yan, whose chest was beaten flat. Why would anyone hit you if you didn't make trouble during the New Year?
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I won't do this again."
Hua Yan sat obediently on the chair and raised his head. When he opened his mouth, he found that his two front teeth had been knocked out and his speech was limping. He looked so embarrassed.
"Alright, alright. Every family has its own problems. What's happened is over. The most important thing is that everyone is happy during the New Year. Let's go back in time."
Lin Feng healed Hua Yan's injury with one hand and retraced the time at the table with the other hand, and everything became as if the meal started at 8 o'clock again.
All the food was steaming hot, as if nothing had happened.
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