Siheyuan: Damao carried me back from under the bridge

"Okay, okay, okay... let's finish it as soon as possible. Let's go to our house to liquidate the damage."

Jia Zhang said and started to lead everyone back home.

If you are careful, you will find that the elder brother and younger brother who followed Qin Huairu are no longer among the crowd.

When they were returning to the courtyard, Mrs. Jia Zhang was very slow. She had to poop at one moment and her feet hurt at another, which wasted a lot of time.

They were returning to Jia's house in the courtyard. When they entered the house, Liu Dong was dumbfounded.

The tables, chairs and benches in the room were all broken, but he remembered that he didn't smash them...

There were also windows. He remembered that he only smashed the glass, but now even the frame was chopped off.

I don't know why there are so many rags in the house.

These are not the most outrageous things. What makes Liu Dong most confused is, why is there a big hole in the roof of Jia's house?

"Isn't this wrong? I didn't do this. I smashed seven or eight bowls, tore a few sheets, and cut a few big holes in my clothes, but they weren't broken like this? And this roof is definitely not mine. Damn it, I only smashed a few pieces of glass in the window, and I didn’t do the frame. I can’t compensate you. I admit it was done by me, but I didn’t do it. I won’t admit it even if you beat me to death. I have principles. People." Liu Dong shouted at the top of his lungs.

He is not a fool. If he really has to pay for so many things, the little money his Liu family has saved may not be enough.

"Young man, just admit it openly if you break it. A man must dare to do what he does." Jia Zhang should be very serious at this time, but she still can't suppress the smile on her face. She is getting rich!

"Auntie, I really didn't smash it. I just smashed it a little bit. No, I want to find He Yuzhu. He pointed at your house, so I smashed it."

When Liu Dong came to smash things in the afternoon, he noticed where He Yuzhu lived, and he rushed directly towards He Yuzhu's house.

As soon as he arrived at the door, before he even entered the house, a big yellow dog suddenly stood up and stopped in front of Liu Dong.

This big yellow dog is quite big and fierce. It has big dog eyes, bared teeth, and growls, as if it is about to rush out and bite people's eggs.

Liu Dong tentatively took a small step forward.

And just this small step completely angered the big yellow dog.

"Woof woof woof..."

The big yellow dog pounced on Liu Dong, but Liu Dong was also very agile. He took several steps back and then ran away.

He Yuzhu, who was drinking tea and watching a show at home, saw Big Yellow Dog's performance and couldn't help but praise: "It's a shame."

It was He Yuzhu who named a big yellow dog Dabai.

The reason is actually very simple.

The word "白" in Dabai's name is the white character of White Widow.

After Liu Dong was scared away by Dabai, He Yuzhu continued to sit at home and watch the show. He had no idea of ​​going out.

In the afternoon, I just casually wanted Liu Dong to go to Jia's house and get scolded by Jia Zhang.

As a result, Jia and Zhang were not at home, and Liu Dong went to smash Jia's house again. This was something He Yuzhu never expected.

It was you who smashed it, he just pointed the wrong way. If you come to trouble me, then of course I can't let you come over.

Liu Dong didn't get into He's house, so you go to see Jia Zhang: "Aunt, it was He Yuzhu who cheated me. You take me to his house to find him. He Yuzhu has to pay for it."

Let He Yuzhu come out? Jia Zhang looked at Liu Dong as if he were a fool. You broke the thing, and you let others pay for it? She, an old woman, thinks this is impossible, but you, a young man, can actually say it?

Jia Zhang originally wanted to ridicule Liu Dong, but before she could speak, the police officer from the police station scolded: "Liu Dong, don't waste everyone's time by talking nonsense here. Quickly calculate the losses of Jia's family and pay compensation." Okay, if you keep talking about these things, you can follow me to the prison."

"Comrade Public Security, this is really not me." Liu Dong was just halfway through his words when he saw Yan Jiecheng holding Liu Lan's little hand, and the two walked into the courtyard talking and laughing.

He was bullied here, and this was all caused by Liu Lan.

Liu Dong left the people who were confronting him and shouted loudly: "Damn it Liu Lan, you are the one who caused this, let's see how I deal with you..."

Liu Dong roared and rushed towards Liu Lan aggressively.

But before he could rush to Liu Lan, he was stopped by the third aunt.

"What are you going to do? The married daughter threw water. Liu Lan is now our Yan family. If you dare to make a move, you will never get out of this yard."

After the third aunt finished speaking, she immediately started to roll up her sleeves.

Liu Lan, who had just arrived at the door, also saw Liu Dong. She was so frightened that she hid behind Yan Jiecheng.

Yan Jiecheng just got married.

Any married man knows that when he first gets married, his wife is always in the palm of his hand.

Now someone wants to beat his wife, and Yan Jiecheng is also very angry.

Yan Jiecheng quickly sent his wife home, and when she appeared again, she already had a spatula in her hand.

This is also to prepare for a fight.

Liu Lan, who used to be able to beat and scold someone casually, was now surrounded by so many people just for the thought of beating someone. Liu Dong didn't even react to this huge change.

Why can't you beat your own sister?

"I hit the wrong house. If you want money, go to their house. I don't have any money." Liu Dong started to act rogue.

When Liu Dong thought about it, even if Liu Lan couldn't fight, it would be right for her to pay him some money.

However, the Yan family looked at Liu Dong like a fool.

Do you want their old Yan family to help pay back the money?

There are no doors.

Not asking for dowry from the Liu family, the three aunts felt that the wife of the Lao Yan family was a bit of a loser.

"Whoever smashed it is responsible for it. Don't mess with our family. Also, were you planning to smash our house just now? We haven't settled this account with you yet. When you lose the Jia family's money, I will still mess with it." I'll take you to the street for evaluation." The third aunt put her hands on her hips and pointed at Liu Dong with the other hand, her whole body in the shape of a teapot.

Liu Dong is not someone to be trifled with. How can I bear it when someone points at his nose and talks about him like that? She immediately assumed the same posture as the third aunt: "I asked Liu Lan to compensate, but I didn't ask you to compensate. What are you calling for here? You thing, don't think that Liu Lan can get rid of our family if she marries into your family. , let me tell you, Liu Lan’s surname is Liu, she should make money for our Liu family.”

"Liu, you are so shameless. How dare you be a man? Just cut off that thing and become a woman." The third aunt slapped her thigh and cursed angrily.

But what the third aunt didn't notice was that her words deeply hurt a child.

I saw Banggeng looking at the third aunt with cold eyes and clenching his little fists tightly.

Without the penis, she was just a woman. He didn't want to be a woman. Bangge returned home silently and found the wood he had been carving from under the bed.

He wants to carve a fake one and put it on himself.