Failed to escape the tribulation and returned to Earth to attend college

Suddenly, a sour smell filled the elevator space.

"Oh Shet!"

"Disgusting! Disgusting!"

In addition to the participating fighters, there were also many billionaires in the dining car. When had these pampered aristocratic bosses ever seen such a disgusting scene?

They all yelled and cursed.

They couldn't bear it anymore and jumped out of the dining car, covering their noses with their hands or fanning themselves, but the elevator was so small and the smell lingered.

"Fuck! I can't breath, I can't breath! (I can't breathe)"

"OPEN the door, please OPEN the fucking door! (Open the door, open the horse's door)"

One of them, an old English gentleman, whose face was already bruised from suffocation, wanted to force open the elevator door to get some fresh air, but the waiter behind him quickly stopped him.

"Dangerous, sir. The elevator is a hundred meters underground. Even if you open the door, the smell cannot be dissipated."

"How long will it take to arrive?" Leonardo asked loudly, and he was almost fainted by the sour smell.

"Five minutes!" Barbossa rolled his eyes.

He wanted to know who prepared so much seafood for dinner. Now that it was fermented in Qin Chaoyun's stomach, the taste was so exciting!

It was like a dead sea fish carcass that had been exposed to the hot summer sun for a week before being made into juice and poured into his mouth.

If the chef preparing dinner was in front of him, Barbossa would not hesitate to shoot him with a gun and then whip his corpse!

"What? There are five minutes left! I can't bear it for five seconds. Barbossa, where did you find such a disgusting thing? I'm going to fuck you!" Ronaldo broke the defense and cursed.

"Shut up, if you say a word more, you will have to smell it more!" Barbossa pinched his nose and howled.

He was the shortest and inhaled the stink the most, almost fainting.

"...Private Marseille, private Marseille of red bean paste, Wadaxi Qinwen Xizi Smita, Wadaxi neon gold enough to match Emmaus!" (Sorry, I'm really sorry, my name is Qin Wenxizi, I'm Japanese Japanese...)

Qin Chaoyun was very embarrassed. In desperation, he had an idea and began to pretend to be a Japanese.

At the same time, he bowed 360 degrees to apologize, which was like learning their essence.

"Ouch - Fighting japan! Fxxking japan!" (Fighting Japanese Japanese, doing xx Japanese Japanese!)

The people in the carriage went crazy and began to insult the Japanese and Japanese, and even declared war on them on behalf of their own country.

Qin Chaoyun had an apologetic smile on his face, his eyes twinkling.

"Fake! I want to fight you one-on-one. Later, you and I will go into the ring. You wretched Japanese, do you dare? With your sly eyebrows and eyes, you look like a pure little Japanese. Bah, disgusting. ! I’m going to kill you!”

A participating martial artist pointed at Qin Chaoyun's nose and cursed.

His realm is also A+ and he is about to be promoted to S level, which is quite comparable to Qin Chaoyun.

"Hey!"

"Wow Darcy will try his best to beat your Smita to death!"

Qin Chaoyun bowed in agreement.

"What the hell are you talking about in the Three Kingdoms?" the giant puppet in the sea of ​​consciousness suddenly asked.

"There is nothing I can do, master. My disciple has already spoken all the Japanese and Japanese language he has learned in his life. Huaxia has a grudge against the Japanese and the Qin family does not teach Japanese and Japanese. I am not a two-dimensional person." Qin Chaoyun was helpless.

The next second, there was a "buzz" sound, and the light from the giant puppet's single eye illuminated his sea of ​​consciousness again.

Chen Xun had previously read "Jun's Japanese Language Book to Get Started", and Qin Chaoyun also realized it at this moment!

"Eh? What's going on? I suddenly feel like I can speak Japanese and Japanese!"

"That's right, you can pretend to be a Japanese later and bring a wave of hatred to them." The giant puppet smiled slightly.

"Oh? You mean, you can let me have some fun tonight?" Qin Chaoyun was delighted.

"Yes, everything in this arena can be destroyed, and everyone can be killed, except for the few people I want to set off fireworks." The giant puppet said.

"Wow, I feel relieved because of your words. Master, just take a look!" Qin Chaoyun was gearing up and couldn't wait.

The two of them look like Takeshi Kaneshiro and Tony Daiki, and they look like they have pure blood.

……

Five minutes later, the elevator reached deep underground.

As soon as the door opened, twenty people immediately poured out. Each one collapsed on the ground and couldn't stop retching on the ground, which shocked the receptionist bunny girl at the door.

"Master Barbossa, Master Leonardo, what's going on? Someone put a poison gas bomb in the elevator?"

Smelling the stench coming from the elevator, the bunny girl couldn't help but pinch her nose.

"Here's an order, everyone who comes to the ring is not allowed to prepare seafood for dinner in the future! Ugh!"

Barbossa spat out a large mouthful of sour water and rolled his eyes.

"Private Marseille, red bean paste private Marseille!"

Qin Chaoyun bowed and walked out. He raised his head and caught sight of the bunny girl in front of him.

"Hoo!"

Qin Chaoyun was shocked. The waiter looked like a young Anne Hathaway and had a figure like a Victoria's Secret supermodel. She had bulging legs and plump thighs without a trace of fat. Qin Chaoyun was 183cm tall, but this bunny girl wore a pair of high heels. , actually almost as tall as him.

"Beauty, you're not going to debut as an idol, but are you going to play the role of a bunny girl here? What a pity. There is a brother in China. If you go, you can at least be a sister." Qin Chaoyun sighed in Japanese.

"Private Marseille, sir, you don't make as much money as an idol as you do as a bunny girl." The girl smiled sweetly, showing her standard eight teeth.

"Xinxi, you can actually speak Japanese! What's the name of the beauty?" Qin Chaoyun was shocked again.

"In order to better serve the rich from all over the world, sir, my name is Betsy." Betsy said something to the microphone on her collar. After a while, several bunny girls came out of the door. They were dressed in the same revealing clothes and were as beautiful as gods. .

They skillfully opened the ventilation at the elevator entrance to disperse the disgusting smell.

"Si Guoyi! You can all form a top-notch girl group." Qin Chaoyun shook his head and sighed.

At this time, the same group of elevator passengers finally calmed down, stopped vomiting, and gave Qin Chaoyun a fierce look.

"Japanese boy, I will beat you until the shit comes out of your mouth later, and then let you eat it!" The strong martial arts cultivator just now came to Qin Chaoyun, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly.

"Come on, I'm afraid you won't succeed. My name is Qin Wenxizi. I am a Japanese and a descendant of the Jushou clan. I live at Fenglong Shrine at the foot of Futu Mountain. If I don't poop for you today, you will be clean. If you have the ability, find someone to do it. Fuck me!" Qin Chaoyun held his neck and spat at him.

"Futu Mountain, Fenglong Shrine, Giant Hand Clan, right? Just wait for me!" The strong man laughed ferociously, sent a message to the forces behind him, and sent people to go to the Japanese and pacify Fenglong Shrine.

"Hey, don't blame me for not warning you. No matter who you send over, their eggs will be crushed by the guardian spirit of my giant hand clan. If you don't believe it, try it."

Qin Chaoyun warned seriously.

The giant hand left by the master has always been guarding there, like a sculpture.