Honkai Impact: Did you meet the First Herrscher when you first arrived? !

"It's the 30th. It's time to go back. I have to talk to Uncle Su." Li Ming walked out of the room. Su Qizhe had not left since he came back two days ago.

Although he seems to be reading a book most of the time when he stays at home, it can be clearly seen that his mind wanders from time to time.

When I got downstairs, I saw Su Qizhe still sitting on the sofa, holding a book in his hand, looking absent-minded.

It seems that what happened is quite serious, he thought secretly.

"Uncle Su, the Chinese New Year is almost here. Today is the 30th. I think it's time to go back and see the old man." Li Ming said hesitantly.

"Huh? Oh, Li Ming!" After being stunned for a while, Su Qizhe came to his senses, put down the book in his hand, relaxed his frown, and said with a smile, "Yes, it's almost the Chinese New Year. There’s nothing arranged here, so why don’t you just go and disturb the old man.”

When Su Qizhe thought of nature, he acted resolutely. He stood up and notified Butler Zhao to book the flight, and then asked the maid to help Susana pack her clothes.

Suddenly the room started to get busy, but Li Ming still stayed where he was, "Well, no, what am I here for?"

But Su Qizhe said so, and Li Ming had no choice but to follow Su Qizhe's words. Anyway, he had already packed his luggage, so he would just wait here.

Who knows the family members!

Hmm, it doesn't seem to taste right.

In just half an hour, Butler Zhao had packed everything and arranged lunch.

The three of them were sitting at the dining table. Li Ming and Susana were both feasting, but since Su Qizhe was here, they still paid attention to how they were eating.

"Master, everything has been arranged. The flight is at two o'clock, and everyone else is ready for vacation." Butler Zhao came over and said.

Li Ming was still surprised at the outrageous speed, but then he was no longer surprised, because after a while he was already on the plane and went home to see the old man.

My hometown is settled in a small county called Wangshui, a city next to Qinghe City. It is a small county with an airport, but the city's atmosphere is very simple. The most luxurious place is around the airport, but other places seem to be much behind. .

Countless three- to five-story small buildings stood there, and Li Ming's hometown still had to go more than thirty miles south of the city. When they got off the plane, it was already [-]:[-] in the afternoon.

Fortunately, the local road has been repaired, otherwise Li Ming probably would have vomited himself and Susana.

But even though he was complaining like this, it was the first time for Li Ming to visit his hometown. Scenes flashed before his eyes. The feeling that he had never seen before but was very familiar made Li Ming's heart sink.

"Ah, the smell of this natural scenery is so nostalgic!" Su Qizhe couldn't help but sigh while sitting in the passenger seat.

The driver was Butler Zhao, and Li Ming didn't know why Butler Zhao didn't go home with those people for the holidays, but came here with them instead.

As soon as several people arrived here, they rented a car and headed directly to Li Ming's hometown.

"Brother Li Ming, what is that?" Susana pointed out the window and looked at the large leaves of the short buds lying on the ground. After identifying them for a while and confirming them with his memory, Li Ming said, "It should be It’s cabbage, I guess. The village grows a little bit of it every now and then in the winter, mainly because the old man takes the lead in doing it, so we plant more of it.”

"Speaking of which, Mr. Li is probably eighty or ninety years old now. He still has this strength and is in good health!"

Su Qizhe sighed with a smile. Li Ming, who was sitting in the back seat, looked out the window and twitched his lips, recalling the image of the old man in his memory.

Haha, that's not just an ordinary person with good health, that's a man with arms that can run a horse. Who's an old man like him, who is still helping some of his peers with work at an old age.

The boys in Nancun bullied me because I was old and weak, and I was pretending to be brave, punching me with a Karami.

(⊙﹏⊙)

It's pretty outrageous.

But it is precisely because of this that Li Ming rarely suffered from school bullies in the years he was in school, because if someone really bullied him, then that person and his parents would have to experience the feeling of "Dad's presence".

As he approached his hometown, local villagers started to appear one after another. Housekeeper Zhao unconsciously slowed down the car. Some people were walking along the roadside carrying hoes. After seeing Li Ming, the expression on his face looked a little... Excited.

“The people here are still so welcoming!”

Looking at the excited villagers, Su Qizhe said in surprise.

But Butler Zhao didn't stop, and Li Ming felt that something was wrong, "Maybe it's his own misunderstanding. He must have been brainwashed by that 'Li Ming' recently, and he really thought there was something wrong here. "

After getting rid of the thoughts in his mind, he also began to look forward to what this hometown he had never been to looked like.

Soon Li Ming saw the old house in his memory, the yard surrounded by red adobe bricks, the walls made of mud, and the few vines planted outside the house were almost dead.

The vermilion door had a charcoal black color, as if it had been burned by tongues of fire. A pair of iron ring door latches were hung on it with a simple lock.

The car parked next to the yard. After the four people got out of the car, Butler Zhao followed behind with gifts. Li Ming walked forward and found the key based on the appearance in his memory. When he opened the door, a smell of plant ash hit his face. Come on, on the inner walls of the house, the white walls are the same as the outside, with black marks all over, even spreading to the ceiling.

Squeak!

The wooden deck chair in the room was rickety. It was a cold day, but the old man was wearing a white vest. Under his bronze skin, his tight and bulging biceps were like sleeping cologne.

Holding a banana fan in one hand and holding an old cigarette holder in the other, I was puffing away the smoke, feeling so happy.

Susanna breathed a sigh of relief, rubbed and warmed her little hands, then looked at the old man lying on the chair and shouted, "Hello, grandpa, Susanna is here to see you!"

This frightened the old man so much that he sat up neatly and looked at the door.

The old man looked gloomy, his hair was mixed with black and white, and it looked like he had not taken care of it. It could already cover his eyebrows. He had an unkempt beard and smoke was blowing out of his mouth. Coupled with the tall and sturdy man who was over [-] meters tall. The figure, I don’t know, I thought I saw Ma Dongxi.

Li Ming and the other three were standing at the door, but Susana ran over. The old man quickly put the cigarette holder aside, picked up Susana, and rubbed the stubble on her face, causing Susana to scratch. Shana couldn't stop giggling.

After teasing Susanna for a while, the old man looked at the three people at the door and said in a low voice, "Why, do you want me to go over and invite you one by one?"

Only then did the three of them, Su Qizhe, walk in honestly. Su Qizhe found Mazha to sit aside. The old man and Susana looked like grandparents. Butler Zhao put the gifts on the table and waited on them. On the side, Li Ming was either standing or sitting.

In fact, the main reason is that Li Ming is a little afraid to talk to the old man at this time. He knows that the old man holds a grudge. Li Ming estimates that if he hangs up on him once, he will remember him for a lifetime.

"Mr. Li is in good health. I have brought you two bottles of good wine. I know you like this!"

"Okay, okay, it's almost Chinese New Year and it's good to be lively." One second the old man was still saying this to Su Qizhe with a smile, but the next second his face changed at the speed of light and he looked directly at Li Ming. His low tone sounded to Li Ming, much louder than this. The cold wind in December is even colder. "Why are you still standing here stupidly? You have become a guest after being away for a few months? You didn't see the guest coming, why don't you go to the hot fire to serve tea?"

"Yes!" Li Ming's hands and feet trembled, and he ran towards the kitchen in the back room. Looking at Li Ming's appearance, Butler Zhao wanted to help, but the old man stopped him. Li Ming had to look at it. , according to the memory, take out the tea, boil water, wash the pot, and make tea.

However, when he was boiling water, he accidentally did not use well water, but pure drinking water.

Just after the tea was served, the old man spoke again, "It's almost time to eat. There are still a few chickens that haven't been killed. You go and kill one for dinner. If you dare to scramble eggs and fried rice again, I will fry you first."

Susanna was riding on the old man's shoulders. Although she looked funny, Li Ming did not dare to resist at all. Do you believe that a young man in his twenties would be beaten violently by an old man who was almost ninety years old? As expected, human evolution has not taken me with it.

There was no other way. Although he was not sure, Li Ming had no choice but to bite the bullet. Fortunately, he and Ji Zi cooked by themselves when they were in California, so at least their hands were familiar.

After washing the rice, Li Ming caught an older rooster, bled it, plucked its feathers, passed it through water, and removed its internal organs. After these steps, the Valkyrie's dining table started again.

Li Ming doesn't know anything else. The dish he is most familiar with is spicy chicken. However, the specific steps of spicy chicken are not clear, but it must be spicy. Well, at least it must be spicier than Jizi's abnormally spicy curry.

First, use your knife skills to cut the freshly slaughtered chicken into small pieces, ensuring that every muscle is as consistent in size as the core of a Thousand Herrscher.

Then prepare cooking wine, dark soy sauce, five-spice powder, salt, green onions, ginger, garlic, Sichuan peppercorns, dried red peppers, red pickled peppers, green peppers and chopped peppers.

Anyway, Li Ming dug out all the peppers he could find in the house, determined to reach the level of our great chef Ji Zi.

Cut the muscles into small pieces and separate the muscles from the bones with a knife like a chef cutting a cow, so that they can be separated from the flesh.

If Sakura saw this, she would praise Li Ming for his good sword skills, and then chase Li Ming with an ice knife.

After cutting all the chicken into dices, add dark soy sauce, cooking wine, onion, ginger, garlic, red pickled pepper, green chili, chopped chili, etc. to the diced chicken.

Use the Cun Jin technique to marinate the diced chicken for fifteen minutes to ensure that it is flavorful.

After it’s marinated, what should we do if we can’t borrow the Heavenly Fire Holy Judgment in our hometown?

Then we can find the wild Yanhuang Key in our hometown at this time, prepare to light the fire directly, roast it slowly over low heat, sprinkle sesame seeds in the pot, fry the sesame seeds until the aroma comes out, it is best if it can make a Kiana greedy.

Remove the onions, ginger, garlic, red pickled peppers, green peppers, chopped peppers, etc. from the marinated diced chicken so that no flaws can be seen.

Then use the strong fire to boil the oil. After ten minutes, put the fresh Jizi, ah, diced chicken into the pot. Make sure that every diced chicken is fried into the shape of a thousand people. No, it is fried until golden. out.

Remember, be sure to control the oil content after taking out the diced chicken, otherwise it will be like killing the Herrscher but not taking out his Herrscher Core to make the Key of God, which is a pity.

After pouring out the excess oil, add Fuhua and Yaya in the base oil, ah, it's Sichuan peppercorns, dry red peppers, onions, ginger and garlic and stir-fry until fragrant.

Then pour the diced chicken (thousands of people) into it and stir-fry it again to infuse the aroma and flavor, and a spicy diced chicken dish is ready.

If there are thousands of people around you, be sure not to miss such delicious ingredients. After making it, be sure to call the captains to eat it together. Susanna next door will be so greedy that she cries.

Okay, today’s Valkyrie’s Dining Table ends here. If you have Thousand Herrschers around you, you must do this and call me to eat together!

Okay, my eyes returned to the kitchen. After frying the spicy chicken, Li Ming also fried some side dishes and made his most famous potato balls and glutinous rice balls. Why, why do you think they are all meatballs? Humph? Besides meatballs, what else can I do?

Although his hands were itchy and he still wanted to scramble an egg and fry rice, but after thinking about what the old man said just now, Li Ming gave up the idea, otherwise he was really afraid that the old man would fire him then.

However, during dinner, Li Ming did not make the old man spicy. On the contrary, the old man ate with gusto. Su Qizhe and Butler Zhao were very spicy and went around looking for water. The old man also ate spicy chicken and gave him two When someone persuaded them to drink, the two of them almost burst into flames on the spot. In the end, Li Ming served them a glass of pure water to quench their thirst.

But Li Ming estimated that the two of them would not feel too good the next day, well, it rained in some places.

Li Ming wisely sat next to Susana and ate potato balls and glutinous rice balls in silence.

What? You say I'm a coward.

Please, who is not a child? I will sit at the children's table for dinner.

After dinner, the old man ordered Li Ming to start the stove while it was still bright. Although he complained in his heart that the old man was still wearing a vest in the winter, and it looked like he was not cold, Susana was still afraid of the cold. Yes, after finishing his work, Li Ming just took a shower and lay on the bed tiredly, falling asleep soon after.

This was the most comfortable sleep Li Ming had ever had. That 'Li Ming' did not appear to disturb Li Ming's dreams, nor did he drag Li Ming over to chat with him in the middle of the night. He even had a long-awaited dream.

In the dream, everyone in the paradise was waiting for Li Ming, but when Li Ming walked over, the dream had already woken up.

Climbing up from the bed, he stretched out comfortably. This was the first time since Li Ming traveled through time that he didn't feel the urgency of being chased by Honkai Impact.

But when they got together, Li Ming saw the old man wearing short-shirt training clothes and practicing boxing in the back room, while Li Ming was wearing long-shirt training clothes, which looked inferior in comparison.

As soon as he left the room, he was pulled by the old man to practice boxing. After Su Qizhe and Butler Zhao came out of the room, they saw Li Ming being beaten one-sided.