The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

In the end, Liu Ye was deceived because the driver promised him to help him get the eggs.

Before leaving, Liu Ye warned him uneasily.

"Brother, you go there early. Those old men and women across the door are quick. If you get there late, you won't be able to grab them."

driver:"……"

I'll spend the damn money to buy you a box!

Liu Ye was finally sent away, and a few weird and excited people were about to jump out. If this really happened, then Liu Ye would be easier to deal with in the future!

But before they could be happy for long, the driver's phone rang again.

"Hello!"

"Brother, it's me, Liu Ye!" Liu Ye's voice was a little nervous.

"What's going on? Have you met? Do you want big brother to give you some advice? Let me tell you, don't be shy, just be bold..."

"No, brother, that woman is...she is shameless."

driver:"……"

"You can expand on how she is shameless, and you can describe the process in detail and use more rhetoric!"

Several weirdos came to the phone with gossipy faces.

"Brother, didn't that woman invite me to her house? As soon as I entered the house, she said she wanted to cook for me. So tell me, I saved her yesterday. Is it normal for me to eat her meal? .”

"Ah, yes, it's normal. As for Liu'er, you can omit these irrelevant things. The important point is how shameless she is." The driver said.

"It'll be there soon, and then she said she would make braised pork for me, but guess what, the meat she brought was smelly and rotten, and it smelled disgusting. Don't you think this is fooling people!"

"Um, yes. What then?"

"Brother, you said that we are not picky people. You cook and thank me. You can arrange the dishes as you please. But she suddenly despised me."

"Despise you? Why?" the driver asked in confusion.

"You're just looking at me with your eyes, and then you're blinking. If you say you don't like it, I won't. If you just say no, it's over, and I'll leave. You're still looking at me like that, bro. , do you think she is going too far?"

A few weird ones: "..."

"That's called ogling!!!"

"What do you mean by winking?"

"Forget it, this is not important now, what next? What happened next?" the driver asked anxiously.

"Then she went too far. She even wanted to choke me. Brother, do you think I, an old man, can be choked by her? Who are you looking down on? I just threw me over my shoulder, and she was honest."

A few weird ones: "..."

"She...how did she choke you?" The driver's voice was trembling.

"He just opened his arms, rushed towards me, choked me, and put his head on my chest. He rubbed something on my clothes and turned it pink. I had to wash my clothes when I got back. Brother, let me tell you, that bitch must have practiced Passed."

"No, you..." Yinggui gritted his teeth and touched his head.

"Hey? Brother Biao, why did you answer the phone? Where is my elder brother?"

"Your brother..."

He looked to the side and saw the driver lying on the ground with an ice pack on his forehead. The uncle and Huang Mao were fanning him next to him.

"Your elder brother also thinks it's a bit too much and can't stand the excitement. Then tell me, what else did you do?"

"I didn't do anything. You said she was ignorant. How could I be familiar with her? I turned around and left! Then she suddenly got up, took off my clothes, and bit my neck. Brother, you said she Do you want to show some shame? I saved her, but she still wanted to snatch my clothes, so I just wore this one. Don’t you think this makes me embarrassed when I go out!"

Everyone is weird: "..."

"So, what did you do to her?"

"What's wrong with me? Although she is shameless, we Northeastern men can't hit women, so I pushed her away and left!" Liu Ye said angrily.

"..."

Fortunately, at least the person is still alive.

"What, that Liu'er, don't move where you are now. There may be a misunderstanding about this matter. Your elder brother will be there soon."

Yinggui hung up the phone and said helplessly.

"You're so careless. I didn't expect this kid to be clueless at all. He took the initiative, but he screwed it up."

"From now on, when he watches TV, don't show him useless stuff. Watch some romantic stuff, green life and death stuff," the uncle said.

Yellow Hair: "..."

Uncle, are you watching the normal version?

After a while, the driver passed by in a hurry.

Because no matter what, they at least took the initiative, and there might be a way to do this.

Coincidentally, the woman lived very close to them, and soon the driver saw Liu Ye squatting on the ground in front of a building.

"Brother!" Liu Ye cried out in grievance.

driver:"……"

You are wronged!

"Okay, it's okay. Brother, I'll go up and talk to you."

Liu Ye nodded, and the two entered the cave. As soon as they entered, the driver smelled the smell of blood. He immediately frowned, and when Liu Ye took him to the room, the smell of blood became even stronger.

As a weirdo, he was very sensitive in this regard. The door was not locked yet. He opened the door and saw... a human-shaped hole appeared in the wall. Opposite is a pool of blood.

He immediately closed the door.

"Illusions are all illusions!"

Then he opened the door again and saw that the scene inside was still the same, and the whole weird moment turned bad.

He quickly entered the house and saw the woman lying on the bed covered in blood.

He took out his phone angrily and called Yinggui.

"Don't I want you to find someone with a strong character?"

Yinggui said inexplicably.

"Yes, what I'm looking for is someone with a strong character. I chose this girl carefully. All my relatives in the family are dead, and I had eight boyfriends in succession, all of whom had accidents. Do you think this girl is a strong character?"

"Then she's dying now!"

"Well... that means... I can't beat that kid." Yinggui said.

The driver put down the phone, looked at Liu Ye and said with some sadness.

"No, let me tell you, you went a little too far this time! I just wanted to have a date with you, but you want to kill someone! You are a little unreasonable, my brother, tell me!"

Liu Ye was confused by his words. Where was he going?

"Brother, we are authentic Northeastern men. We will never hit a woman, let alone kill her!"

"Then you can see for yourself."

The driver opened the door, Liu Ye looked inside, and then said funnyly.

"Brother, look, it's not as serious as you said. Isn't this person sleeping in bed?"

driver:"……"

Are you really just selectively ignoring it? But as soon as these words came out, the driver realized that something was wrong.

Because it has been so long, he also knows something about Liu Ye. Liu Ye's selective ignorance usually happens to Weiyi.

So he immediately walked in and came to the woman's bedside. When he took a closer look, he was surprised to find that the woman was half weird!

He looked around and found a small bottle next to the bed!

He recognized at a glance that this small bottle was the bottle containing the potion of desire.

"It's the Illuminati again."

The driver's face turned disgusted. This group of people is simply a bunch of troublemakers, causing all kinds of chaos.

He stretched out a finger, and a thin line of Yin Qi separated from it. This thin line fluttered in the air, and finally landed on the computer on the table.

This is Yin Qi asking for directions, a small technique for using Yin Qi. It will automatically stick to the place where Yin Qi once occurred.

The driver walked over and turned on the computer. He saw that the computer was clean. There is nothing extra except a few basic icons.

"Brother, how can you touch people and things casually?" Liu Ye said.

"She committed suicide. I'm investigating the reason for her suicide." The driver said casually, giving a reason.

But it frightened Liu Ye a lot. Didn't she commit suicide because of herself? That's a huge sin.

He immediately came to the bedside and put his hand under the woman's nose. He felt that she was still breathing and immediately felt relieved.

Then he took out his small baggage. He had learned first aid in the village, although he learned it through watching TV.

Then he pulled out a pair of electric batons. He saw doctors doing this on TV.

"It was said on TV that it would cost tens of thousands of joules? Or hundreds of millions of joules? Forget it, just take any one."

As he said that, he picked up the electric baton and pressed it.