The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy
Chapter 71 Uncle 2! ! !
When they came outside, they noticed that the originally flat playground had become bumpy, and barbed wire fences were even built around it.
"My brother Guiwa once said that as a human being, you must have a strong body and a persevering spirit, so the content of our exam this time is...walking through the mine array!"
Everyone is weird: "..."
No, teacher, listen to what you are saying. Are these human words?
We may not be human, but you are a real dog!
"Last night, your teacher, I have planted more than [-] landmines here! Of course, don't worry, they are very powerful and will not hurt you!"
Where did you get so many landmines? ! ! Can a teacher get this?
Yes, it won’t be hurt, it’s just gone! Your words are not convincing at all!
"Don't worry, everyone. The content of this exam can be easily passed by me at the age of three. It is very simple. It just tests the basic level of the students. Don't be nervous."
What kind of animal can pass through a minefield at the age of three! ! ! Are you sure you are really human! ! !
"Wait a minute! Don't be afraid, we are Weird! Why are we afraid of landmines!" a Weird suddenly said.
"That's right! We don't have weight, so we can't trigger it at all!" Another Weird said in surprise.
"It seems that this time it will pass safely!" Another Weird said with a sigh of relief.
"No, wait a minute..." Huang Mao felt that it was not that simple and was about to stop him. Just watch three weirdos step up.
boom!boom!boom!
Three explosions sounded, and three tattered weirdos appeared in front of them.
Everyone is weird: "..."
By the way, this is Yinjuilei, produced by Heiniu Village and sponsored by a certain Weirdness. I can’t say it’s good for any Weirdness that I’ve used!
"Why don't we feel the Yin Qi at all?" said a strange and collapsed person.
"If you can feel it, is it still called a landmine?" Huang Mao said quietly.
And just when they were in a daze, they heard a beeping... sound!
A burst of golden stuff hit them, and the weird ones who were hit instantly let out a shrill scream.
Looking carefully, Liu Ye was standing on the side, holding a machine gun and shooting at them.
"Hurry up and take the exam! Otherwise, there will be punishment!"
Everyone is weird: "..."
You are still called a human being like this, but you don’t do anything that has anything to do with humans!
But what can they do? I have no choice but to run forward.
The result is...boom boom boom!
After a long series of explosions, only more than twenty strange and embarrassed people passed through the mine array.
"Very good, you are worthy of being my students. You passed this exam! Huh? Why are there so many older people missing? Where are they all? Are you skipping class if you don't take the exam? Wait for them to come back and see how I deal with them. "
Everyone is weird: "..."
Are you really not going to let go even if your soul is gone?
"Okay, let the rest of you take the second exam!"
Everyone was surprised: "What else???"
When all the exams were over, there were only a dozen weirdos left in the class. Huang Mao and other weird people gathered together and discussed quickly. They felt that they could not continue like this. They would definitely die if this continued! Even if you don't die, life will be worse than death!
So they decided to advance their plans immediately!
Huang Mao rolled his eyes, walked over immediately, and said with a smile.
"Teacher, after the exam, why don't you go have a meal?"
"Okay, but the teacher doesn't have any money."
Yellow Hair: "..."
"We treat guests."
"Haha, that's so embarrassing, hehehe, let's go!" Liu Ye said with a smile.
Huang Mao and others were weird: "..."
Soon, everyone arrived at the cafeteria of the North Campus.
The moment everyone arrived, they felt a powerful Yin energy instantly eroding the bodies of Huang Mao and others.
The originally noisy crowd suddenly fell silent.
If it weren't for Liu Ye, they might never have set foot here.
In the kitchen, a chef with a pig head was busy, and some people were already sitting on some seats.
These people were sitting there with crazy expressions, eating the food in the bowls with big mouthfuls. Even though their stomachs were bulging, they still refused to stop.
"Again, another bowl!"
A man finished the food in his hand and immediately rushed to the cafeteria window and shouted.
"as you wish!"
The pig-headed chef snapped his fingers and saw that the originally handsome man's face immediately became unsightly.
It's just that the boy didn't care about this. He giggled while holding the soup given by the pig-head chef. Then he looked at the others with a wary look, quickly returned to his seat, and continued to eat.
This is Huicheng High School, one of the seven incredible legends, a delicious cafeteria!
Legend has it that there was such a canteen in the old campus of Huicheng High School. The food made in this canteen was so delicious that anyone who had eaten the food here would feel that other food was like chewing wax. Can't eat anything else.
It's just not that simple to eat the food here, you have to pay some price.
And this price is the same thing that this person owns.
Conscience, family, appearance, future and other things can all be replaced.
"Teacher, just order what you want to eat." Huang Mao said with a smile.
Liu Ye was not polite and walked over directly.
The pig-headed chef glanced at Liu Ye, then lowered his head and continued cutting the vegetables, but suddenly he felt something was wrong. He raised his head sharply and looked at Liu Ye.
Liu Ye also noticed the pig-headed chef at this time. He was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes burst into tears!
"Second Uncle!!!"
Everyone is weird: "..."
It's over, the gun is on, they are still his relatives.
But seeing the panic on the pig-headed chef's face, he threw his apron at Liu Ye, then turned around and ran madly towards the back door of the kitchen.
But he was fast. Liu Ye was faster than him and hugged him.
"Second uncle! Why are you running away? It's me, your nephew!!!" Liu Ye cried and hugged the pig-headed chef.
The pig-headed chef also cried.
"No, how did you get out of the village?"
In order to get out of the village, they almost lost their minds with these weird tricks, but in the end he stood out.
I thought to myself that I would never see this guy again in this life. Who would have thought that just after a few years of quiet life, I would see him again.
"Well, all the people in the village were giving birth to second children, and there was no room, so I came out to work." Liu Ye answered honestly.
Pig-Headed Chef: "..."
Are these bastards having a second child? The species are all different, so what the hell!
"Second uncle, you said that you have been out for so many years, but you still don't want to send a letter to your family. Third uncle misses you almost crazy."
Pig-Headed Chef: "..."
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