The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"action!"

"Zi Ling!" The old man said to Liu Ye with a painful look on his face.

"Haozun!" Liu Ye said with a painful look on his face.

"Ouch!" The people around him vomited. The scene of two people gazing affectionately was really disgusting.

The old man ignored them and continued to read his lines. I have to say that this old man was really dedicated.

"Zi Ling, can't you forgive Xuanxuan? Although she accidentally killed [-] billion people in your family! But she also lost her love!"

Liu Ye: "..."

"Stop! Tell me what to say!" Wang Yang shouted.

"If you're not the director, just tell me whether I should kill her or not." Liu Ye said speechlessly.

Wang Yang also reacted, and he came to the old man helplessly.

"Uncle, there was only one person written in my script, why did you kill so many people for me? What happened? Did she press the earth's nuclear switch?"

"It's not the director. Think about it, you only killed one person. This hatred is too weak. Look, you killed so many people. She has such a strong sense of hatred."

"That's great, but everyone is gone! Who can she seek revenge on when everyone is dead?" Wang Yang collapsed.

"Oh, I didn't consider this." The old man said suddenly.

"No sir, can we be more serious? We only have one day, so why don't we hurry up!" Wang Yang implored.

"Okay, don't worry!" the old man agreed.

"Okay, continue, God Ike!"

"Purple Spirit!"

"Haozun!"

Everyone: "..."

In fact, you can fool around a bit and don’t take it so seriously! We don't really want to see the love between you two.

"Haozun, let's elope!" Liu Ye said affectionately.

"Where to go?" the old man asked.

"Go to Huang County to welcome our new future..."

"stop!"

The roar of the ocean came again.

He came angrily.

"You two are eloping, so why are you going to the next county town? It only costs two yuan to take the bus, so why are you running away!"

"No, director, look at the plot. You said you were going abroad, but look, we don't have any money in our pockets! How can we go abroad without money? So, we should go to the next county first. Really? If you can’t find a job..."

"That's enough!" Wang Yang yelled.

"What I photograph is upper-class love, not country love. Why don't you find a job! What I want is a life of luxury and extravagance! Do you understand?"

"I understand, but don't you need money to live a life of luxury? If we don't have money, how can we spend so much extravagance!" Liu Ye clapped his hands and said.

Wang Yang took a deep breath.

"Okay, that's it, you won the lottery and won the five million grand prize! That's all right."

"Five million, my God, such an old amount of money! But is this before tax and after tax?"

"No need to pay taxes!" Wang Yang said with a distorted face.

"It's not like you don't have to pay taxes. If you are found out, you will go to jail." Liu Ye said dissatisfied. He is a good, law-abiding citizen.

"We won't check."

"Why won't you check?"

"I'm just a movie!"

"You can't leave reality in movies."

“I won’t check the reality!”

"why?"

"There's someone above me!"

Just after he finished speaking, Wang Yang suddenly reacted and covered his mouth. But it's a pity that everyone around heard it, and this is a live broadcast

Liu Ye: "..."

director:"……"

Netizens: "..."

"Buzz buzz buzz..."

Everyone stood at the door of the studio and watched the police car arrive again and take Wang Yang away.

[Actually... to be honest, I really want to see what this short film will look like after filming. 】

【Me too】

[Same as above]

At this time, the director was going crazy and yelled at Liu Ye.

"Liu Ye! I asked you to come here to reveal the truth, not to reveal their secrets! In less than two days, you gave me two of them! What else do you want me to do with this show!"

"It's not the director, I was wronged! This has nothing to do with me! He said it himself!" Liu Ye said quickly.

"Then who started it?"

Liu Ye: "...me."

The director covered his head and said to Liu Ye.

"Okay, let's stop talking about this. I'll give you today's salary, so get out of here!"

"No, director, please give me another chance. I promise not to cause trouble!" Liu Ye said anxiously.

"No, no, no, brother, please give me a chance. I really can't bear it anymore! Just be okay and leave quickly!" the director begged.

"I'm afraid not!"

At this time, the driver's voice suddenly sounded.

I saw him coming over with a document.

"We have signed a contract. If you drive him away, you will have to pay liquidated damages." The driver said with a sneer.

But the director also made up his mind.

"Okay, isn't it just liquidated damages? I'll pay you as much as you want!"

"Fifty million!"

"Isn't it just five thousand...how much?" The director looked at them in shock.

"Fifty million!"

What a joke, I have been tortured for a long time, how can I let you be let off easily? This was the contract he made specifically.

The driver sneered inwardly.

There was no way, the director couldn't afford Liu Ye [-] million, so he had to let Liu Ye continue to stay, but he also told Liu Ye, don't talk nonsense, and you don't have to tell the truth, just stay honest. .

At the same time, Wang Yang's video appeared again on other people's mobile phones.

At this time, Wang Yang was not at the Public Security Bureau, but was picked up. Although he was indeed suspected of tax evasion, he could still be released on bail before verification.

It's just that the number of his fans dropped significantly at this time. In just a short period of time, there were only hundreds of thousands left.

But he was not afraid at all. Instead, he looked at the phone mockingly.

"Haha, so what if you lose your fans? I'm not afraid. I have connections in Meili's home. Anyway, the money has been transferred out. As long as I go to Meili's home, I can live again, and this time, I want to do it thoroughly. Be a beautiful family member!"

His remaining hundreds of thousands of people are his loyal fans, and as long as he remains a rooster, these people will not leave him.

But at this moment, the system suddenly rang.

【Ding! The shooting mission failed, and the punishment was to reduce the number of fans by [-]! 】

Wang Yang froze for a moment. He forgot that there was still Task 1 and he needed to cooperate with the program team to complete the program.

【Ding! The number of fans reaches zero and the execution begins! 】

"No, no, no..."

Wang Yang shouted in panic. But it was too late, and everything around him suddenly became dark.

A terrifying laughter sounded in his ears.

Then his body fell suddenly.

"what!!!"

After passing a long tunnel, he suddenly sat on a chair. Before he could recover, his body was tied tightly.

He struggled hard, but was tied tightly. He looked around.

I found out that this was a special chair, with something like a rocket launcher installed under the chair. There was also the national flag of the Meili family painted on it. Several scientists from the Meili family looked at him and then shouted to him.

"The human cannon is ready for Level [-]! Prepare for Level [-]! Prepare for Level [-]! Fire!!!"

boom!

The bottom of the chair started to catch fire, leading him slowly upwards.

"No! Don't! Let me go! I have money! I am a noble and beautiful family member! Let me go! I am a beautiful family member!"

However, the scientists did not stop and looked at him like a dog.

"Let me go!!! Fuck*****"

Wang Yang screamed and rose into the sky, and the friction between his skin and the air began to burn.

The most terrible thing is that this process is very slow, and he can feel the feeling of the skin being burned and then torn bit by bit.

Severe pain eroded him, the muscles of his body were exposed, and he was still cursing in his mouth!

Finally, little by little, it ascends to the end of the universe.