The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"Cheese? Cheese!!!"

Liu Ye's eyes sparkled instantly!

Ghost baby: "..."

Hey, you are a pretty quick learner when it comes to food, but this guy seems to be quite smart and has a strong receptive ability.

"That's not cheese, it's knowledge! Forget the nonsense you watched on TV!"

"Oh, forget it!"

Liu Ye said with a serious face.

"Yes, today, I will teach you how to identify the villagers of our Heiniu Village."

Guiwa took out the enlarged photo of the village chief and slapped it on the wall.

"Come, read with me, this man is a bastard!"

"Old bastard!"

"Yes, yes, yes, read it several times!"

A cheerful expression appeared on the ghost baby's face.

"Old bastard, old bastard..."

In Heiniu Village, the village chief picked up the ghost baby and beat him up!

"I just said why Liu Ye always scolded me when I was a child! It turns out you taught me! It took me a year to change my name!"

"Village Chief! Forgive me, I was also distracted for a moment!"

"You are so cunning, what are you obsessed with!!!"

"what!!!"

The ghost baby burst into tears. He didn't expect that something so long ago could be revealed!

Everyone: "..."

So the first knowledge Brother Liu came into contact with was swearing, right?

The video then continues. This time it was still Guiwa and Liu Ye, but at this time, Liu Ye seemed to have grown up a bit.

Guiwa looked at Liu Ye and was a little worried at this time, because he didn't know what to teach, and everyone in the village was in trouble. And he found that maybe he had a little too much fun before, and as a result, Liu Ye was a little crooked now.

This is not okay. If he grows crooked, they will still be the ones to suffer!

So Guiwa thought that he still wanted to teach something serious, but he had never been a teacher, so how could he teach it? Finally, he grabbed a teacher from the inner world and tricked him.

"How to teach students? Just beat them! Scold them! If they don't obey, they will be beaten to death!"

Snapped!

The ghost kid was slapped by the weird fan and flew out. Are you trying to kill me? If I could beat him, why should I bother?

He looked for several teachers in a row, and just when his outing time was about to come, he finally found a reliable one.

This is the trickster of the teacher who was slapped away by him before, she suggested to Guiguiwa.

"Sing ballads. Children can't concentrate. Use singing to attract their attention."

Guiwa understood, so he went back and started singing to Liu Ye.

"Oh Beibei, your mother said I was old-fashioned, so I went to Master Wang at the entrance of the village to have my hair permed~"

Everyone: "..."

This is a ballad!

In Heiniu Village, Guiwa quickly explained.

"I can't help it, I know this song! I learned it while watching TV with Little Leaf."

"Then the question is, does it have any educational significance for you to sing this song?"

Ghost baby: "..."

"At least...little Ye Zi learned how to perm her hair!"

In the video, Liu Ye asked curiously.

"Brother Guiwa, what is old-fashioned?"

"Oh, the village chief's outfit is very old-fashioned. Do you think he is ugly?"

Liu Ye played with his little hands and thought for a while.

"I think the village chief's grandpa is quite good-looking!"

"Oh, he's so good-looking. He's ugly just because he looks like a bear! He's so ugly! He's never found a wife in his life, so he wants to perm his hair because ugly people tend to do mischief. Hahaha..."

The ghost baby smiled very happily. Seeing him smiling happily, Liu Ye also grinned.

After laughing, Liu Ye asked curiously again.

"Brother Guiwa, what is a perm?"

"Oh, it's just that iron stick that's hot and stuck on your head! Will it change your image?"

The ghost baby's smile gradually became abnormal.

Liu Ye nodded with sudden realization.

Everyone: "..."

So Brother Liu’s career as Minister of Criminal Affairs started from here!

Xiaoqian in the handsome jade pendant was also trembling. She had not forgotten how she was troubled by Liu Ye before.

"No, if you put it that way, Brother Liu felt quite normal when he was a child. You see, at least he knew how to take care of the village chief and said that the village chief is good-looking." Tyrannosaurus said.

Everyone: "..."

So Brother Liu may be a born bad guy, but it’s mostly due to you, Brother Guiwa!

At this time, in Heiniu Village, all the weird people were looking at the ghost children with dark faces.

"So, when Liu Ye used the iron stick to perm our hair, it was you who did it?"

"No, am I just going to...sing? Who knows how serious a child is? He takes it seriously!"

The ghost kid smiled awkwardly.

"But I didn't find that iron sign for him! The old pig gave it to him!"

The ghost baby pointed at the pig-headed butcher!

The pig-headed butcher was also startled, and then immediately pointed at his brother.

"But it was Zhu Er who started the fire!"

"I lit the fire, but...but..."

Before the pig-headed chef could find a reason, he saw the ghost baby leading Liu Ye to the door of the village chief's room.

"Liu Ye, go and perm the head of the village chief! Grandpa the village chief will be very happy! Hehehehe..."

Ghost baby: "..."

No big brother, aren’t you dealing with Liu Ye? Why do I feel like you are here for me? Let you let go of all the things I have done!

"That's not right. I remember the first victim was you?"

The pig-headed butcher said strangely.

Ghost baby: "..."

So, you can’t do too many things that are harmful to your heart.

In the video, the ghost baby was smiling abnormally, and Liu Ye's voice was heard from behind.

"Brother Guiwa, let me give you a nice perm first!"

Ghost baby: "..."

He turned around stiffly and saw Liu Yezheng looking at him with excitement.

"No, Liu Ye, I just... no need, you perm it for the village chief, he likes it!"

"No! I want to perm Brother Guiwa. Hello, Brother Guiwa! I want to make Brother Guiwa look more handsome!"

"No, no, no, no! I don't need to be handsome, don't come over, don't come over!"

The ghost baby ran wildly in front, and Liu Ye chased after him while holding the sign and laughing.

Then a scream resounded throughout the village, and the suffering of Heiniu Village officially began!

It was also this time that they were determined to educate Liu Ye into a holy father. There was no way, if he turned bad, they would be the first to be tortured!

"Liu Ye, do you know that you have to be filial?"

The ghost baby taught Liu Ye with a bruised nose and swollen face.

"Oh!"

So for the next month, I could hear the screams of Xisanggui and Liu's father every day.

"Liu Ye, you must respect the old and love the young, and you must not use violence!"

The ghost child taught him again with bruises and swollen face.

So for another month, the village was almost wiped out by the elderly weirdo.

Then, they can see that Heiniu Village is in a state of chaos every day.

"Oh! I really miss those days. It seems like I'm still a little naughty now! Hahaha..."

Everyone: "..."

Is that a little bit for you?