The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

Then the screen showed a veteran singer, his name was Brontosaurus. He is also handsome and handsome, but he has never been involved in any scandals. He is not even married in his fifties. There are rumors that he likes men.

After he came in, he greeted Xiaoshuai and other men warmly, and was even very kind to Liu Ye.

But when they came to the female celebrities, they just nodded.

However, these female celebrities seemed to know this person's situation, so they didn't mind too much.

He was chatting about music with another veteran singer, but suddenly, the other party asked.

"Thunder Dragon, there is a legend that you don't like women. Is this true?"

[Holy shit, is it so exciting again? I’m definitely following this show! 】

[Everyone, hurry up and record the video. Don’t block it and lose it.]

[Isn’t Brontosaurus really calcium? 】

Brontosaurus:"……"

Thunder Dragon glanced at Mission 2, then slowly shook his head.

"No, I just..."

"Just what?" the other party continued to ask.

Thunder Dragon silently took out a cigarette and lit it for himself regardless of the live broadcast.

Seeing that things were not going well, the director quickly gave Liu Ye a wink.

Liu Ye understood immediately. He patted his chest, indicating that he would leave it to himself!

"I once went to see Xiao...! That's when I...I had a psychological shadow."

As soon as these words came out, the Internet exploded instantly! This is simply shocking news!

[I went and took off my fandom. I didn’t expect him to look honest, but actually he was so playful! 】

[The most ridiculous thing is that he also showed mental illness]

[No, I just want to know what he is playing, that he can actually play psychological shadow? 】

His fans began to decline crazily, from more than [-] million to more than [-] million in an instant, and there is still a downward trend.

But at this moment, Liu Ye spoke

"I actually know about this!" Liu Ye said immediately.

"Oh? You know?" The singer became excited. Who said it doesn't matter, the key is just to say it.

"Yes, that's what happened. You also know that Brother Long will inevitably have some social activities when working outside."

"That's not the reason why he can't control himself." The singer said with a slight smile.

"No, it was different that time. That time a big boss came, and Brother Long needed to receive him. You don't know, but the boss was old. I went with him. We had abalone and lobster in the morning, Beijing roast duck in the morning, and a Manchu-Han banquet at noon. , have KFC in the afternoon and steak in the evening!”

[...Is there something strange mixed in here? 】

[No, why are you eating? Is this what we want to hear? Please expand on the key points! 】

【That's right! 】

"Then, the big boss was going to have fun again in the evening, so Brother Long didn't let the big boss go alone, so he accompanied him there. But should I say it or not, Brother Long is a good man. He knows that he has a family and a Boy, so he held his prostate!"

[Don’t you want to wait a moment? When did Brontosaurus get married? 】

[Are there any children? 】

[But isn’t this under control? Then why is there a shadow? 】

[Thunder Dragon is a man! 】

For a time, his number of fans actually increased again.

It's just that Thunder Dragon was even more panicked at this time. This was nothing at all. When did he get married and have children?

"Then why does he have a shadow?" the host continued to ask.

''Well, yes, he controlled his prostate, but... he didn't control his sphincter..."

singer:"……"

Xiaoshuai and others: "..."

【…】

director:"……"

Brontosaurus:"……"

Liu Ye still continued.

"I told you at that time, that scene was so spectacular! That girl really wanted to die..."

"That's so normal. No one can bear this." The singer also agreed. He didn't expect this topic to be so hot. Well, he didn't want to eat dinner.

"Brother Long looked back and saw that it was over. He was mentally ill!" Liu Ye clapped his hands and said.

Then he looked at the director as if he was taking credit, "What a great director!" Can I add chicken drumsticks to dinner?

The director covered his face and his head almost dropped to his knees.

[If this is the case, it is normal to have psychological shadow]

[What I want to know more now is the psychological shadow of that technician]

[By the way, it’s quite normal to turn into Splatoon after eating so many things. It makes sense! 】

【Splatoon! 】

【Splatoon! 】

【injection……】

The Internet was swiping the screen for a while.

Liu Ye became even more enthusiastic: "And let me tell you..."

"Stop talking!"

Thunder Dragon quickly covered Liu Ye's mouth, and then said in a panic.

"That thing was different from what he said. It was all nonsense. I just couldn't control myself. I really went to find a technician! I admit it!"

Li Yifan next to him said sympathetically.

"Brother, don't explain, we can understand, but this has happened, we have to move on!"

"roll!!!"

【Splatoon】

【Splatoon】

【Splatoon】

【…】

In just an instant, Brontosaurus became a hot search topic, and its popularity was many times higher than the second one. The number of fans has increased back to [-] million, and is even rising.

It's just that the Brontosaurus feels like he's dead.

Then the host focused on the last white lotus.

"Bai Hehua, according to rumors, you have some unclear relationship with the boss of your company. Do you admit it?"

"Hey! Don't say it so harshly. I admit that I pursued him! We were together for a while, but later we broke up because of our differences in personality."

Bai Hehua said very calmly.

[Why does it sound weird? 】

[Isn’t this just a form of support that cuts off the beginning and the end? 】

【How shameless! 】

"I can prove this too!"

Liu Ye raised his hand again and said. It seems that it's time for him to show off again. Hum, if he performs well this time, he may not only be able to add chicken legs tonight, but maybe a whole roast duck.

Liu Ye looked at the director, who looked at him with pleading eyes, mouthing unwanted words, and touching his heart with his hand. His heart was not in good condition and he could no longer be stimulated.

Liu Ye immediately understood what the director meant, which was to stop being nervous and speak out boldly. If something goes wrong, he will be there to take care of it.

"At that time, I, Sister Hua, was pursuing her so passionately. Let me tell you, I'm telling you, in order to win the boss's heart, I even blew up a warehouse... to express my feelings."

In fact, what he wanted to say was to blow up firecrackers in a warehouse, but he said it a little hastily and bit his tongue before saying it, so after he finished speaking, the scene became quiet again.

[No, was she responsible for the 211 warehouse bombing? 】

[I asked why we couldn’t find the murderer. Who would have thought it was because of this?]

[I have already called the police! 】

director:"……"

Everyone: "..."

White Lotus: "..."

"Buzz buzz buzz!"

After a while, the police came and took Bai Hehua away.

"Director, can I add chicken drumsticks to dinner tonight?"

"roll!!!!!"