The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"Huh~ Since you all knelt down to beg me, and seeing how sincere you are, it's not impossible for me to tell you."

As soon as the village chief finished speaking, Guiwa looked at him doubtfully.

"How can they be sincere? Then weren't they forced to kneel down by your momentum! Besides, they are just asking, why are you holding on to me if you tell me or not?"

Everyone: "..."

village head:"……"

"Gui baby, I noticed that you became a little presumptuous when you went out!"

"Hey! Don't scare me! I'm very timid, and it's me who sleeps with Xiao Zizi at night. If I accidentally say something, I can't guarantee what Xiao Zizi will do! "

"Are you threatening me?"

The village chief narrowed his eyes.

"I didn't mean that."

Guiwa wiped her few strands of hair and straightened her coat.

"It's just that it can't make me suffer and feel wronged at the same time, right? Before Little Ye Zi came back, you bullied me. After Little Ye Zi comes back, can I still let you bully me?"

Everyone: "..."

"Brother Guiwa, Brother Liu may not stay in the village forever!"

Xiaoshuai said softly.

"I don't have to worry about that much. I can enjoy it every day!"

The ghost baby is bouncing its feet, I just want to have a big addiction!

"Do you think I'm going to do this to you?"

The village chief said quietly.

"I want to give it a try!"

Everyone's hearts were also aroused. After all, the other party was one of the strongest weirdos. If there was a real conflict, they would not get anything good.

Just when they were thinking about whether to persuade them.

But the village chief's old face suddenly bloomed like a chrysanthemum.

"You're really right! I'm just going to do this. Come on, sit on it! It's warm in the pit."

Everyone: "..."

Boss! Your image in our hearts was instantly shattered! ! ! You are the overlord of this place! ! ! Why are you so humble? ! ! What exactly did Brother Liu do to you? ! !

But he saw the ghost baby climbing up the pit, and then snatched the pipe from the village chief's hand. He put it in his mouth and took a sip, with an expression of enjoyment on his face.

"Old Liu! Pour me a cup of tea! Just use the sapling Liu Yexin bought for you. I don't like drinking anything else."

Father Liu: "..."

"Xiao Xi! Give me a squeeze on your shoulders!"

Happy and sad: "..."

"Old Niu, come here, take the milking machine and get me some milk from 1982!"

Niutou: "..."

"You are going to die!"

Niutou looked at him with a twisted expression.

But he saw Guiwa taking a puff of a dry cigarette, then lying on the bed with his legs crossed.

"Old Niu! I'm very happy that you can express your opinion, but I don't like your tone. How about I take Xiao Zi to stay at your house tonight?"

When Lao Niu heard this, his expression immediately changed and he showed a big smile.

"Oh, that's what I'm saying. Don't talk about people who were born in 1982, there are people who were born in 820 years ago!"

After saying that, he turned around and walked out, his face instantly darkened.

"Drink you to death!"

Everyone: "..."

Brother Guiwa, all the beatings you receive are really in vain! Do you really not care about your future life and death?

They looked at the twisted smiling faces of Zhongwei, and the sweat on their backs was almost falling.

"By the way, what did you ask just now? Is this the truth about the world? Let's go out and tell it!"

The village chief took them out, and they couldn't help but tremble in their hearts as they looked at the village chief's steps.

When he came to the yard, the village chief sat on a wooden chair and subconsciously touched the rocker. When he touched it all, the village chief's expression froze. Then he picked up the broom next to him, broke it in half and put it away. in the mouth.

"You seem to have been players before, right?"

John and the others nodded.

"Then what do you think the system is?"

"bridge?"

Tyrannosaurus couldn't help but said. Because they learned before that the system seems to be helpful to humans, weirdos, and those who destroy the world.

But the village chief laughed.

"Let me remind you that there is no love for no reason in this world. Everything that does something must have a purpose. So guess what the purpose of the system is?"

"upgrade!"

Xiaoshuai blurted out!

"That's right, it's an upgrade. Then guess again, what needs to be upgraded?"

"Weird!"

This time it was John who spoke out, but his expression was a little unbelievable.

The reason why he came to this conclusion was entirely due to the three categories mentioned by the village chief just now. What the Destroyer wants is white light. He does not need to upgrade. Humans have no room to upgrade, and the only ones who can upgrade are weird!

"Yes, it is weird! The system is a very special kind of weirdness! You should have discovered it, too. The weirdness of this world, including me, is all related to humans, but he is different from us. He is a human being who has entered the new world. It became weird from now on, and...he was not formed by humans."

"Electronic trick?"

"You can say that! And you have to know that the competition of being a trickster is more fierce than being a human being. If we, the tricksters born from humans, want to evolve, we need to retrieve our own memories, and then absorb Yin Qi and human emotions. In the field of emotional creation, there are too many things to experience when collecting puzzle pieces related to yourself.

But these can all be obtained from humans. After all, we are born from humans. But he is an electronic trick, and electronic devices have no emotions! What to do?

Then he thought of a way. Since other weird things can rely on humans, why can't he? It’s just that he is not a human being and cannot absorb human emotions, yin energy, etc., but he learned about something called a system on the Internet! It gave him great inspiration, so he possessed a human being, and the name of this human being was... Li Jianyi! "

"Wait a minute! This is wrong! If it was Li Jianyi, he was on the mission, but he didn't hold back at all to Li Jianyi!"

Tyrannosaurus couldn't help but say.

"But didn't Li Jianyi show up again later?"

Tyrannosaurus opened his mouth. He really wanted to say, isn't that Li Jianyi from the parallel world? But after thinking about it, it seems that there is no difference.

"Li Jianyi once said that the inner world has no concept of time, but it is intertwined with reality, so you can go back to the past and even affect the future here!"

"At the beginning, the system approached Li Jianyi just to try to absorb some desire and yin energy. But there were two things it didn't expect."

The uncle raised two fingers.

"The first point is that it didn't expect that Li Jianyi had so many desires, even to the point that it couldn't finish it. The second point is... he didn't expect that Li Jianyi discovered it right away. !”