The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"How about this? I and the others will go to Meili's house to prepare in advance, and then you and Brother Liu will follow from behind."

"Oh, you go there first, and then Brother Liu and I will follow... Do you want to run away?"

Xiaoshuai looked at him expressionlessly.

"No, I mean, this way the damage can be minimized!"

"It's the lowest, so it only costs me?"

Xiaoshuai really regretted it, why did he become like Xu Fei?

"Fei, didn't you say that you would give anything for my great cause? Now is the time for you to give!"

"I……"

Xiaoshuai hesitated, and then had no choice but to nod silently.

So the others happily flew away, leaving only Liu Ye, Xiaoshuai and Director Huang.

"I also want to fly."

Liu Ye watched everyone leave on the plane and said to Xiaoshuai unhappily.

"You sit here for six months, don't you know your own virtues? Go take a plane and don't fall from the sky again." Xiaoshuai said angrily with a dark face.

Liu Ye pouted and turned aside, very unhappy.

"No, then it's okay for you two to stay. Why should I stay too?"

Director Huang collapsed a little.

"Because only if you are here, we can get to the beautiful home."

Director Huang had a question mark on his face, what does going to Meili's house have to do with him?

And soon, he knew what it had to do with him.

"No, you don't need to take a plane or a boat to go to Meimei's house, just take me there!!!"

But they saw that Director Huang's hospital bed had been modified and turned into a simple boat with dry food and water inside. Xiaoshuai and Liu Ye were sitting on him, each holding an oar.

"No way, please understand, the first rule of Brother Liu is that he will get into trouble if he takes transportation for more than two kilometers, and the higher the level of transportation, the greater the possibility of problems. But look at your shabby appearance now. , the probability of him having problems will be much smaller!"

"Then you can just find a broken boat!"

"I can find a broken boat, but according to the second rule of Brother Liu, the people around him will be tortured to the point of death, but they will not die. Hey, pay attention, we can get a bug here, then Even if we take you out to sea, although there may be problems, according to the nature of the second article, you will not die no matter how big the problem is, so in summary, we can rely on you to reach the other side of the ocean safely! Perfect! "

This was a method he came up with after seeing the invincible Butler Wang in Xiao Shuai's memory.

"Xu Fei, I'll fuck you****"

Is this something that humans can do!

Xiaoshuai quickly took out a rag and blocked his mouth, and then said to Liu Ye.

"Brother Liu, let's go!"

"Oh!"

Director Huang soaked in the water in despair. This bastard dares to say this, and this bastard dares to believe it!

"Fei, I read the script, and there seems to be a scene where I'm on a boat and am attacked by sharks!"

Director Huang: "..."

"Yeah, but the problem is we don't have sharks!"

"Yes!"

Director Huang felt relieved instantly.

"But I see a killer whale ahead!"

Director Huang: "..."

I***! ! !

A few days later, on the vast sea, heavy fog suddenly rose. In the fog, two people were seen sliding forward with paddles.

"Fly, how long until we get there?"

Liu Ye asked tiredly. I'm not tired physically, but I am very tired mentally. The key point is that there is nothing but the sea around, which is not interesting at all.

Xiaoshuai was also unshaven and had a dull look on his face. He took out a machine and took a look.

"At our current pace, it will take about three years."

Three people: "..."

"Xu Fei, how about we restart!"

"Don't you have to go to Meili's house after you restart?"

Xiaoshuai covered his head in pain.

"And don't talk to me. I feel like throwing up now when I see your face."

Liu Ye: "..."

You're relying on me again. You were the one who wanted to cross the sea like this in the first place. This person is really difficult to maintain!

"Hey, Fei, look, is there an island in front of you?"

Xiaoshuai suddenly raised his head, there really was an island!

The next second... Xiaoshuai immediately picked up the camera.

"There are shots of the island in the script later, so hurry up and take it!"

Liu Ye: "..."

Director Huang: "..."

It feels like he's a little crazy. What's going on?

Several people went to the island. Xiaoshuai immediately took out the machine to check it, and then he was a little surprised to find that the island did not exist on the map. You must know that his machine is connected to all the satellites in the world.

"Fly, someone seems to have lived here."

Liu Ye said looking at the plastic bottles on the ground.

"Ah? What kind of life have you had? Just wait a moment, I'll take a few more scenes."

Liu Ye: "..."

After finally finishing the photo shoot, Xiaoshuai also looked at the island.

But I saw that the island was bare, with only rocks and rocks, and not even a tree.

He didn't pay much attention at first, but as he looked around, he found that this place was somewhat familiar. He carefully browsed through Xiaoshuai's memories, and then he was shocked to find that this place turned out to be one of Li Jianyi's laboratories.

"Is it a coincidence?"

Xiaoshuai couldn't help but frowned. Then he recalled what Liu Ye had experienced along the way. Then he was a little surprised to find that all the tasks Liu Ye had experienced seemed unrelated, but in fact they were all related. related.

This made Xiaoshuai, who had always thought Liu Ye was a fool, suspicious. He didn't have those filters for Liu Ye, so he felt something was wrong. Xiaoshuai's previous memories resurfaced.

"Is this guy really a hidden boss?"

He looked at Liu Ye, and then saw Liu Ye happily playing with ants.

Xiaoshuai: "..."

It must be an illusion!

He pulled Liu Ye towards the base, leaving Director Huang alone at the coast.

Director Huang: "..."

This dog coin is really not a human being!

The two entered the base, and Xiaoshuai originally thought it would take a lot of effort.

But unexpectedly, after scanning their identities, each access control opened automatically.

A robot came out. The electronic screen on his head instantly displayed Li Jianyi's figure.

"Welcome, Xu Fei and Liu Ye."

Xiaoshuai narrowed his eyes. It seemed that this was one of Li Jianyi's back-ups. He probably expected that Liu Ye would not shoot the script well, so he used Liu Ye to drag them, and then asked Xu Fei and John One of the two came and told them the truth.

Humph, it was really a good plan, but what he didn't expect was that he would end up here by accident.

"What I'm saying now is very important. Please listen carefully. I've put all my research and knowledge into this robot..."

Xiaoshuai immediately listened attentively. Once he knew Li Jianyi's backhand, who would film this crap!

"What I want to say is..."

As soon as I said this, the lights suddenly flickered a few times, and then there was a biu sound and the screen went off.

Xiaoshuai: "..."

He turned his head stiffly and saw Liu Ye holding a plug in his hand and looking at him innocently.

"I... just want to recharge my batteries."