The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

After a while, the driver returned to his seat with satisfaction, put away the short knife, and wiped the minced meat from the corner of his mouth. Drive on.

At this time, the mess behind the car gradually merged into the car, and after a while it became the same as before. But the smelly smell could not be dissipated for a long time.

After a hearty meal, the driver planned to continue looking for the next target.

But at this moment, he suddenly saw a man standing on the side of the road, hiding from the rain miserably.

The driver looked over and saw it was a man. Although he prefers the delicate flesh of women. But it’s okay to switch to a different flavor once in a while.

So without thinking, he drove over and parked in front of the man.

Liu Ye was very depressed at this time. As soon as he clicked the button, the result was teleported out. Before he could understand what was going on, it started pouring rain, which was poured on him.

Fortunately, there was a tree next to him. Although the tree was not big, it still gave him a chill even when he stood under the tree crown.

But at least there is a shelter.

And just when he was helpless, a car suddenly stopped in front of him.

Liu Ye was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the car in front of him in surprise. He had seen this thing on TV, and it seemed to be a taxi.

He saw the other person parked in front of him, probably letting him get in the car, so he followed the action on TV, opened the door and got in.

As soon as he got on, the driver stepped on the accelerator and drove away. The car was driving fast on the road.

"Oh, thank you so much, brother."

Liu Ye said excitedly. He imitated the people on TV and put on his seat belt.

Then, he looked back and forth at the decoration in the car.

"Oh, this is really good. This stool is much more comfortable than the tractor in our village."

He patted him here and there, looking like a country bumpkin, which made the driver look down upon him. He didn't expect that he was a country bumpkin. But he doesn't mind, even if it's a country boy, the flesh is tight.

Of course, before that, you still have to scare him the same way. After all, meat full of fear is more delicious.

While he was thinking about this, he didn't pay attention to Liu Ye's movements. After all, everyone is in his car, can he still run?

I saw that Liu Ye's attention at this time was on a long handle next to him. There is also a small button on it.

As a man, I can’t resist seeing something like this stick.

"What is this?"

Liu Ye subconsciously grasped the long handle and pulled it slightly.

"Hey!!!"

I saw the taxi driving at high speed swaying its tail and hitting the guardrail next to it with a bang.

Fortunately, Liu Ye wore his seat belt, but unfortunately, the driver did not. so……

Liu Ye saw a black figure swishing from the side, smashing through the glass and flying out.

"Big Brother!!!"

Liu Ye quickly got out of the car to see the driver's condition.

Fortunately, the driver was not a real human being, so flying out had no impact on him, but the broken glass in the window made him extremely embarrassed.

Because the car is a treacherous object, it can cause damage to him.

Liu Ye hurried over, but was startled by the driver's face covered with broken glass.

"Brother...are you...ok?" Liu Ye asked cautiously.

"...What do you think? You fly out and give it a try! You're driving the car, why don't you pull the handbrake!" the driver roared.

"No, brother, I'm so sorry, I don't know."

Liu Ye said very guiltily. This is also his fault.

He hurried over, helped the driver up, and helped him into the car.

"Brother, can you still drive like this? How about I do it?" Liu Ye asked worriedly.

driver:"……"

You, a guy who doesn't even know how to use a handbrake, have the nerve to say this.

"Just sit there for me!"

"oh oh."

Liu Ye quickly sat back in his seat.

The driver let out a sigh of relief and was about to start the ignition when something suddenly occurred to him and he immediately fastened his seat belt. His grandma's belt even caused a psychological shadow on him.

Then he glanced ahead and said, okay, I don't need the wipers this time, it's just a waste of towels.

The driver wiped his face and quickly stopped the rain outside. This rain is part of his ability and can be released and stopped freely.

After taking back the rain, he glanced at the guy next to him, and then turned on the speaker

"That night, I hurt you, that night, you broke me into pieces..."

"We fell asleep with our heads pressed together..."

The music started playing again, but this time the sound from the speakers was different from before.

As he sang, he took a deep breath. It was obvious that the car accident just now caused the car a lot of pain.

There's nothing you can do about it. It's okay if you hit a mountain, but if the driver hits the car, it's very serious. Both of them are weird, and hurting each other is the most painful thing.

At this time, the driver started playing tricks.

"You know, I once had a beautiful wife."

"Crack clap."

"We were very much in love."

"Crack clap."

"Then, the two of us..."

"Crack Kacha!"

"..."

"Crack Kacha!"

"..."

"Crack..."

"Can you stop eating while I'm talking!!!" the driver roared again.

Then he slapped the speaker vigorously and shouted.

"Just say that with this music and this atmosphere, is it appropriate for you to eat a green onion?"

This damn thing makes the whole car smell of green onions and has no atmosphere at all.

"Then... I eat apples?" Liu Ye said cautiously.

The driver took a deep breath.

"Can you listen to me and stop eating?"

"Oh, you say you say it."

Liu Ye sat on the chair honestly.

The driver took a deep breath and then played along with the music.

"..."

"Where did I say?"

"You two..."

"Oh, yes, both of us..."

The driver returned to a gloomy expression and continued.

"We love each other very much. I love him even more than myself. I love everything about her!"

"Including pooping?"

"That's not true, because my wife's pooping is indeed a bit..."

“It’s your wife’s poop that stinks so much!!!”

The driver blushed and shouted. The veins on his head were exposed.

Liu Ye shrank his head in grievance, "You said it yourself, I didn't say anything."

The driver let out a sigh of relief. His grandma's property was completely diverted by this bastard boy.

He decided not to follow this kid in circles anymore, he wanted to kill him as soon as possible!

"My wife cheated on me!"

"Then you can blow her up with four!"

Liu Ye patted his thigh and said.

"Get off here!" the driver shouted with eyes wide open.

"Um, I'm sorry, I just...see you are too sad. Let's liven up the atmosphere. You can continue talking." Liu Ye said quickly.

"Do you know what I did when I found out she was cheating?"

The driver showed a perverted smile and secretly took out a sharp knife with his left hand.

As soon as he turned his head, his expression froze instantly.

I saw Liu Ye holding a shotgun and polishing it. And he could tell at a glance that the gun was also a strange thing, and its level was very high.