The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

Xiaoshuai was shocked. Only then did he realize that a person suddenly appeared behind him, holding a dagger and putting it on his neck.

"Bait?"

Xiaoshuai suddenly realized that no wonder Liu Ye would expose his information so simply. It turned out that this was probably a trap set by Liu Ye, specifically to lure them over.

"Too insidious."

Even they have never thought of taking advantage of such a thing and specifically trying to trick people.

After all, such a thing is too dangerous for bait.

He looked at Liu Ye who was still sleeping. It was obvious that he was a stand-in, probably taunting him from the dark into a trap.

Thinking of this, he felt particularly annoyed. He had always claimed to be a modern Wolong, but he didn't expect to fall into someone else's scheme, which made him feel embarrassed.

Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and swiped his neck towards the driver's dagger, causing a stream of blood to spurt out.

The driver was a little surprised. He didn't expect the other party to be so staunch. He was kidnapped and committed suicide directly.

But the next second, he saw Xiaoshuai's body turned into a scarecrow.

[Trick: Stand-in Scarecrow]

[Type: Auxiliary]

[Quality: Fierce Ghost]

[Special effect: It can help the holder to be immune to a fatal attack. After the immunity is successful, the monster will revive]

[Note: I will let you know... what is fear! 】

Xiaoshuai's figure appeared in front, and then he quickly took out the mirror and hid in it.

His secret mirror has fragments placed in the base. You can enter from this side and exit from the other side. This is what he has always relied on.

However, the more broken the miraculous mirror is, the higher the degree of recovery of the miraculous mirror will be.

It's okay in the mission world, but in the real world, such long-distance transmission will greatly aggravate the resurgence of strange things.

But he couldn't care about that at this time.

At this time, in front of the driver, the strange mirror and the substitute scarecrow revived at the same time.

Suddenly, a huge scarecrow appeared in the room, with several crows standing on it. These crows stared at Liu Ye on the bed.

And from the sly mirror, a female sleuth in white came out, also eyeing Liu Ye.

After all, the driver is also weird, and there is definitely no human being like Liu Ye to attract them.

However, the moment they stared at Liu Ye, Liu Ye suddenly turned over and lay on the bed. Because it was summer, Liu Ye was shirtless, and the tattooed Guan Erye on his back was instantly exposed.

I saw Mr. Guan's red phoenix eyes flashing with light for a moment, and then he crawled out of Liu Ye's body.

I saw Er Ye's body glowing with white light, and the Danfeng eyes that opened were full of murderous intent. The Qinglong Yanyue Sword in his hand was swung up, and the sword was raised and dropped with one hand. A sword energy soaring into the sky flew out.

The female ghost and the scarecrow were cut in half instantly.

As soon as Yinggui and the uncle arrived at the door, they saw a blade the size of a millstone bursting out of the door. The two weirdos knelt down in unison, and the blade flew out close to their scalps.

"Bang, bang!"

The Scarecrow and the female ghost were so strange that they disappeared between heaven and earth without even making a scream.

"..."

The three strange drivers were kneeling on the ground, trembling with fear. They could feel that the strange people in front of them were Tian Ke and their existence. Killing them was as easy as killing a chicken.

The second master looked at the driver with disdain, and the driver immediately panicked and said quickly.

"Second Master, Brother Liu and I are... we have a sworn relationship in Taoyuan! We have carried guns together, and we have gone whoring together... Well... after all, we are closer than brothers! And... and... it just happens that Brother Liu Ye’s surname is Liu, and my surname is Guan..."

Then he pointed at Yinggui.

"This Heitan's surname is Zhang! Second Master, we may be your descendants!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yinggui said something strange.

"Isn't your surname Lu Bu? When did you change your surname to Guan?"

driver:"……"

He glanced at Yinggui and said.

"What's the matter, third brother, you have been coveting the second brother's position for a long time. Why do you want to be in the position?"

"No, I want to say that I, a foreigner, will not participate in your Xia Kingdom's affairs."

As he spoke, he looked at the second master.

"Second Master, I'm from a foreign country. Don't look at me like this. I'm just darker. If there's nothing wrong with you, I'll leave first. I'm still waiting for a banana at my house."

"You are a foreigner! Second Master, chop this guy to death!"

The second master looked at the two people fighting together, snorted coldly, and looked at the elder again. The elder was stunned, and then quickly stroked his beard.

"Second Master, I am the descendant of Huang Zhong..."

The second master looked at the three guys in front of him with black lines on his head, and finally turned his head back to Liu Ye, and saw that his eyes, which were originally open, had been closed at this time.

Seeing this, San Weiwei breathed a sigh of relief.

After a while, the three of them gathered in the basement to smoke cigarettes and resume the meeting.

"Ugh……"

The three sighed.

"Where's the fat man?" the uncle asked.

"I'm of some use here," the driver said.

The uncle nodded and didn't ask any more questions.

"But Mr. Lou, your idea is too flawed. Fortunately, I got a tattoo of Guan Yu today. If I got a tattoo of the Monkey King..."

San Weiwei shuddered when he thought of that scene.

"Then the question is what to do now?" Yinggui said depressedly.

His ability is a trivial matter. The key is that their little hearts can't stand it if they continue to be scared by Liu Ye like this.

"It doesn't matter, I have a solution!" The uncle narrowed his eyes.

"What bad idea do you have?" the driver said speechlessly.

This method has never been successful.

"Why is this a bad idea? This time the idea will definitely work!" the uncle said angrily.

"what?"

"Get him a job!"

The driver was stunned for a moment, then became excited. Yes, this guy came out of the village just to make money!

Since he has to make money through his own efforts, shouldn't we just find him a job?

"Yes, it's best to find him a place to provide food and accommodation!" Yinggui was so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly.

"Then what job can we find for him?" the driver asked.

"..."

San Wei suddenly fell into silence.

A few minutes later, Sanweiwei was smoking a cigarette, and the uncle got off the bus with a tablet. The driver was looking at the Donkey website, and Yingwei was checking the newspaper.

"What do you think of this chef?" Yinggui came over with a newspaper and said.

"Put him down, he doesn't have a chef's certificate, and what he wants is a bachelor's degree," the uncle said.

"No, chefs also need a bachelor's degree?" Yinggui said in shock.

"Ah, I still need CET-[-] in English."

Yinggui: "..."

"How about this food delivery service? The requirements are not high, and if you work harder, you can earn more." The driver said while holding his mobile phone.

"He doesn't know how to ride an electric bike or use a mobile phone. The most important thing is that food and accommodation are not included." The uncle said depressedly.

Sanweiyi suddenly fell into silence.