The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"What did you do again!!!" the driver shouted desperately.

"No, I really didn't do anything this time. I just changed a light bulb for my mother-in-law. I also cooked for her, right, aunt...hey? Where is aunt?"

Sanweiwei looked at the pot in Liu Ye's hand and couldn't help but tremble. He wasn't going to stew it for Lao Mouse, was he?

After all, this little bastard has a criminal record!

Liu Ye picked up the quilt and looked at the sofa, only to see a pile of ashes on the sofa.

When Sanweiwei saw this scene, he immediately knew that Grandma Shu was gone.

"No, my mother-in-law's house is too dirty, and I don't even clean it."

Liu Ye swept the ashes directly into the trash can. The driver reacted and was about to stop him when he saw Liu Ye flushing the ashes down the toilet.

Three strange things: "..."

There really are no bones left.

Liu Ye sat on the sofa and said to San Weiwei.

"Let's eat something together. My mother-in-law probably went to buy light bulbs. She should be back soon."

Three strange things: "..."

My mother-in-law will never come back.

"By the way, what did you do? It smells pretty good." The driver sniffed and asked.

Liu Ye opened the pot lid and said excitedly.

"Sanzhi'er!"

Three Weird: "!!!"

In the evening, three weirdos gathered together, smoking cigarettes in their mouths.

"Ugh……"

Sanwei sighed neatly, and then looked at the center of the table with a sad face, where was the photo of Grandma Mouse.

"You said you had nothing to do and just stayed there. Why did you mess with him? This time, the portrait is really useful."

The driver lit three cigarettes and put them in for Grandma Mouse.

"Grandma Shu died tragically...I can't even imagine the torture she suffered before she died." Yinggui's body was shaking a little.

"Captain, this is not the way to go. I guess we can't use up that boy."

"Don't worry, I already have a solution." The uncle smoked a cigarette, his eyes darkened.

"Oh? What can I do?" The driver and Weiyi came over excitedly.

"Since we can't subjugate him, then we need to find someone to subjugate him."

"Looking for someone again? Wouldn't this be unethical?"

The driver said a little worriedly, after all, he had already made two mistakes.

The uncle and Yinggui looked at him faintly, and the driver immediately lowered his head and smoked quickly.

"Hmph, don't worry, this will definitely be able to catch him this time!"

The uncle snorted coldly, then picked up the phone and quickly dialed a series of numbers.

The phone beeped several times and then was picked up. Then, under the expectant eyes of the driver and Yinggui, the uncle said slowly.

"Hey, is this the police? I want to call the police!"

"Fuck!"

The driver and Yiwei fell instantly.

……

Half an hour later, Liu Ye looked at the old man gloomily and looked strange. The driver and others looked at him gloomily. There was nothing they could do, this guy had a contract in his hand, and the police only tried to mediate when they came over, but they couldn't get rid of him at all.

"Uncle, I think we get along quite happily. Why did we call the police?"

Your happiness is all based on our pain!

Sanweiwei said silently in his heart.

"Young man, what we're just asking is, how can you leave?" The uncle didn't want to go round and round and just said it straight away.

"Uncle, I know I'm a little thick-skinned, but I really can't help it. I just came out of the village and finally found a place to stay. Wait until I find a job and make some money, and then I'll move away."

When Sanmao Weiwei heard this, he was immediately overjoyed.

It turns out I want money! You told me earlier, after all these years of death, who still doesn’t have a rich descendant?

"Okay, how much do you want? I'll make a dream for my grandson." The uncle said, patting his chest.

"Uncle, I accept your offer, but I can't ask for your money in vain. I want to earn a bright future for myself with my hard-working hands!"

Three strange things: "..."

Your future is bright, but our future is going to be bad.

Why are people in this world so arrogant? Why don't you think I can give you money for free? You can just take the money and leave.

But Liu Ye is such a person. Brother Guiwa taught him since he was a child to be an upright person.

Well, there's nothing Guiwa and the others can do. With Liu Ye's lethality, if it's really messed up, they can't even think about it.

So for the sake of safety, how can it be done for him?

At midnight, the three weirdos got together again, smoking depressed.

"Ugh……"

The three of them sighed neatly.

"What now?" the driver asked.

"How about we hire a killer to kill him?" Yinggui couldn't help but said.

But he saw the driver and the uncle looking at him as if he was mentally retarded.

"Let's not talk about that kid's strength. No human can kill him. Let's just say that if someone can do this, we have to stop him." The uncle said depressedly while smoking a cigarette.

"Why?" Yinggui asked in confusion.

"Because if he dies in our weird hands, forget it, but if he dies in the hands of humans, it will definitely become weird! With that kid's evil nature, it will really become weird. Think about the consequences..."

the driver explained.

Ying Gui couldn't help but shudder when he thought of such a scene.

That's right, that kid could only die of natural causes or at the hands of strange people, never at the hands of humans.

Speaking of this, the uncle seemed to understand something, and his eyes lit up.

"You really reminded me, I have another idea."

"What can I do?" The two men came over curiously and excitedly.

"Take him to get a tattoo of Open Eyes and Guan Gong, and let him recite the words and crush him to death."

driver:"……"

Yinggui: "..."

"Captain, you are not very scientific." The driver couldn't help but said.

The uncle looked at him faintly: "Then what, we are very scientific?"

The driver thinks about it too! Besides, there is nothing we can do anyway, let’s treat a dead horse as a living horse.

So the next day, the driver took Liu Ye to a tattoo parlor.

"Brother, why did you bring me to get a tattoo? Isn't this tattoo not good?" Liu Ye couldn't help but say.

"Hey... what I'm saying is, you go out into society alone, with no background, no money, and no extra means. What should you do if you are bullied? When someone really comes to make trouble for you, just take off your clothes. , you have a green dragon on your left, a white tiger on your right, and an old cow on your chest. You can tell at a glance that you are not someone to be trifled with, and you will scare him to death," the driver said.

Liu Ye thinks what the elder brother said makes sense.

So the two entered the tattoo parlor.

"welcome."

A man with tattoos all over his body came out. The driver took a look first and found that the tattoos on his ears were quite good. They looked like real ones.

He nodded with satisfaction and then said.

"We want to get a special tattoo. I wonder if you can do it?"

"Of course you can. If I wasn't bragging, there wouldn't be any bad patterns on my Pete Chen tattoo." The tattooed man said proudly.

"Tell me, what do you want to tattoo?"

"First come the Kowloon Coffin Puller!"

"go out!"