The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

But there is no other way. His sister recognizes him, so he has to help his sister get things done.

So, he went over and said.

"Brother, I have to say this. I understand that you pursue your own happiness, but you can't have a second wife, and you can't ignore your ex-wife's children, right?"

"Are you married?" the female spy shouted in shock.

"When did I get married?" The man shouted in a broken voice.

As soon as he said this, Liu Ye was not happy.

"No, you are such a heartless man. Don't you dare to admit what you have done? This child is working hard outside and won't eat or drink from you. Now he wants you as a parent to witness his marriage. Give them some blessings, but you can't even meet this small request? Are you still a human being?"

"I'm not a human in the first place!" the male spy roared.

Liu Ye: "..."

Damn it, this guy is more shameless than you thought. In order not to take responsibility, he even scolded himself.

"Xiao Shen, please tell me clearly, how did you get such an eldest son?" the female spy said fiercely.

"I really don't know!" the man said anxiously.

"You don't know? You don't know. When people come in, they call you daddy. You don't know, people come to you for their weddings. Look at the people outside. Their relatives are all here. You say you don't know?"

"No, eldest sister, didn't he tell you about this?"

"No, I don't even know." The female spy waved her hand and said.

"Then he's gone too far. Let me tell you, he came all the way here in a sedan, and all his relatives and friends are here, too, and it's just a wedding, but he's stuck here. Is this something that a human can do? "

"Well, it's really not something made by humans." The female spy glared at him.

"Sister, I think you are a nice person, but you were kept in the dark by him. I don't blame you for this, but you will probably be a little aggrieved. If this matter gets spread, people will call you a stepmother. No, he is his biological father. Will others say that a biological father can do this to his own son? No, by then this shit basin will be on your head!"

"Then what should we do?" the female ghost asked anxiously.

"Then it's simple. Let them make this marriage an open matter. What will others say then? You've already made it this far. You're very broad-minded."

"I understand."

The female spy nodded. Then he said to the male trickster.

"Xiao Shen, let's talk about your affairs when we get back, but now, do you understand that you don't want to embarrass me?"

What else could the man say, he could only nod his head yes. He didn't blame his girlfriend for misunderstanding, because now even he doubted whether he really had a son like Xiaoshuai.

"Okay, let's get started. Where is the host?"

Everyone suddenly looked at the old monk, and the old monk was shocked.

"Amitabha, all donors, you...you want a poor monk to officiate at a wedding?"

"Then are you going? If you don't go, believe it or not, I'll throw you into the kitchen and let them divide you."

The driver rolled his eyes and said.

The old monk had no choice but to step forward obediently.

"Ah... Dear guests, relatives and friends, dear friends, on this sunny... not so bright day, and the weather not so good, we are welcoming the wedding of Mr. Xu Fei and Miss Fang Xiaoqian..."

"No, this host is not good either. I haven't even memorized this word. Why are you checking it now? You can't ask him for weddings in the future." Liu Ye said dissatisfied.

The driver and others were shocked. They almost died this time. Do you want to do it again?

"...Now, let us invite the bride and groom to the stage."

clap clap clap...

Liu Ye clapped excitedly, then looked back, and the others quickly followed suit.

Not to mention, the old monk may have found some form, and his words are getting smoother and smoother. Coupled with the cooperation of the people below, it really feels like a wedding scene.

But when the driver looked at the old monk jumping up and down, he always had the feeling that Fahai had traveled through time and performed his tricks.

"...Now, let our newcomers serve tea to their parents!"

Xiaoshuai and Xiaoqian knelt on the ground, serving tea to the two weirdos. After the two weirdos finished drinking, they were about to proceed to the next step when they heard Liu Ye say below.

"What about the correction fee?"

Male spy: "..."

Did you form a group to cheat money?

Just as he was about to say something, he saw the female spy glare at him.

He had no choice but to take out a few Yin notes with tears in his eyes.

"Thank you Dad!"

Xiaoshuai is so excited. This is a good thing. You can exchange points from the system when you go back. Then he can replace some substitute scarecrows.

"The ceremony is over, let's start the banquet!"

The driver quickly came to the kitchen and said to his good brother.

"Brother, I'll leave it to you today. Do whatever you want for me, and we'll calculate the money together at the end."

When the driver's chef friend heard this, what else could he say? He took out all the good things and cooked a table full of hard dishes.

Because the place was too small, these people could not sit down, so Liu Ye, adhering to the style of special events, used the coffin as a table for everyone to eat on.

The Zhao family: "..."

They looked at the bloody food on the coffin board, and they couldn't put it down.

But at this time, Liu Ye shouted.

"Come on! You're welcome, eat and drink well! If anyone doesn't have a full stomach today, I won't be happy!"

Everyone: "..."

No way, let's eat.

Just like that, after finishing the meal, everyone was vomiting outside.

Liu Ye still dislikes this.

"What kind of drunkenness is this? Do you vomit like this?"

"Okay, don't worry about it so much. It's good if you can eat it. What about it, little Ye Zi, we have to go back too. See you here."

Uncle Bai gestured.

"Okay, Uncle Bai, if you go back, take care of my parents for me!"

Uncle Bai nodded, as long as you don't go back, they will be fine.

Then Uncle Bai led a group of swindlers and ran away without looking back, for fear that Liu Ye would follow.

Just halfway through, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Where's my lantern?

Seeing Uncle Bai leave, Liu Ye felt empty in his heart. Holding a lantern with a human head in hand, I look at things and think about people.

But it doesn't matter, as long as you work hard to make money, everyone will meet again sooner or later.

"Then what, it's getting late, where should we stay?"

"Ugh... we can't hold on any longer, Brother Liu, we're in a hurry."

The second uncle said while vomiting. They want to go home right now, otherwise who knows what sufferings are waiting for them.

Liu Ye thought so, but when he saw the mess in the hotel, he couldn't help but say.

"Don't we need to help clean up?"

"Oh, no need, Brother Liu, my parents are here, let's go first!"

"No, you don't want to have a wedding?"

"First of all, John's family matters are important!"

So everyone left in a hurry. When the hotel was finally cleaned up, the man was grabbed by the driver's friend just as he was about to leave.

"No, why are you leaving? You haven't given me the money yet!"