The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

Downstairs, Xu Fei was spitting and nonchalantly talking to Liu Ye.

"In the early [-]s, if the director of our orphanage didn't drink, he could really do a lot, but..."

Just as he was talking, he saw the driver coming down and gave him an OK gesture.

He immediately changed the subject.

"But...that's what, Brother Liu, look over there!"

When Liu Ye turned his head, he saw that the manhole covers were covered with red paper, and then the sound of "firecrackers" crackled in his ears.

"Hey, that's right. Let's go up and have a look."

Liu Ye and others entered the apartment. After going up to the sixth floor, the imitator was picking the lock with a wire. When he saw the driver coming, he immediately spoke.

"Lu..."

Snapped!

The driver slapped him on the face, slapped him aside, and then took out the key and opened the door.

"Come on, this is it. Look, it's well-furnished. Although the house is old, the price is not low. It costs tens of thousands a day."

"Wow, is it so expensive?"

Liu Ye looked at Xiaoshuai in shock.

Xiaoshuai immediately raised his voice.

"Of course. Marrying a wife is a major event in your life, and you must spend some money! Brother Liu, go inside and take a look. I bought all the furniture specially!"

driver:"……"

This kid is somewhat of my true heritage.

Everyone walked into the room, and Mimic came over holding his nose.

"you……"

boom!

The driver closed the door hard and closed it outside for him.

Imitation: "..."

"You guys get out!!! This is my home!!! Is there any justice in the law!!! Occupying people's houses!!!"

"Hmm, what's the sound?"

Liu Ye said in surprise in the room.

"Well, are you inviting guests to get married? Let's make it lively." The driver said with a smile.

Liu Ye walked into the house with satisfaction. This house was really good. Although it was not comparable to John's house, it could be said to be very good compared to where he lived.

"Okay, that's it. By the way, what about the groomsmen and bridesmaids? My brother Guiwa said that there are groomsmen and bridesmaids at weddings, and they play games and stuff."

Everyone: "..."

Why do you, your precious baby brother, have so many things going on? What kind of nonsense do you always tell your children when you have nothing to do?

"do not have it?"

Liu Ye stared at Xiaoshuai.

"Yes, yes, yes! Why not? The best man and bridesmaid!" Xiaoshuai looked at the driver for help.

The driver quickly opened the door.

"Lu..."

"Oh, don't get in the way, you don't have any eyesight!"

After the driver finished speaking, he quickly went downstairs.

The imitator stretched out his hand, took it back pitifully, and sat on the ground with his own quilt wrapped around him, looking extremely miserable.

The driver came downstairs, found the coffin where John was lying, and kicked the coffin down.

Then he pulled out the dizzy John.

"Brother Lu... what are you doing?"

"Oh, stop talking, it's an emergency."

This John is one. Then I randomly found a few more among the Zhao family members, but Liu Ye was blind and couldn't recognize them anyway.

Finally, the best man and bridesmaid were all present, and Liu Ye was satisfied.

"Then let's play games."

As soon as they heard that the game was being played, Uncle Bai and the others immediately stayed away.

Everyone was still wondering, isn't it just a game? Is this what it is? Then they saw Liu Ye take out a round mine with a fuse.

"Come on, this is a game our village used to play when they got married. It's called passing the mines. It enhances everyone's relationship."

Everyone: "..."

This is not the wedding mini-game we know! ! !

The driver looked at Uncle Bai with a faint look. He had wanted to ask him since before, what did you teach him?

"I can't help it. He was too noisy when he was a child. He couldn't stand the weird things in the village, so he wanted to kill him, so... I just took him to play with these things, but you have to find a reason to play, so the ghost baby is like this fake……"

driver:"……"

He said, "Why is Liu Ye's common sense so crooked? You guys lack great virtue!"

"Come on, let's start!"

At this time Liu Ye lit the fuse!

"Do not!!!"

Everyone shouted in unison!

In a few minutes...

boom!

The ground shook and the mountains shook, almost frightening the Zhao family outside to death. What happened?

Then in the next few hours, I heard constant roaring sounds coming from inside.

The imitators outside the door are going crazy, aren't they getting married? What are you doing in there?

After a while, the door opened, and the driver came out with a dark face, opened his mouth and blew out a puff of black smoke.

"Well, Brother Shen, I've finished using the house and I'll give it back to you. Thank you for your help."

With that said, he hurried away, followed by a group of connoisseurs, who hurriedly ran out carrying the Zhao family members. Then Liu Ye also came out satisfied.

Is this right? Weddings should be lively!

After everyone was gone, Mimic quickly opened the door and went in.

As soon as he entered, he felt a cold wind blowing, and he looked around blankly. A gust of wind blew, and the wall behind him collapsed.

"Where is my house!!!"

Mimicry roared, the walls around the entire room had disappeared, and the floors above had disappeared.

Now the only thing left in this house is the floor beneath my feet.

Imitation: "..."

"Lu Mao!!! I****"

The Zhao family below looked at the scarred people and were immediately frightened to pee. What is going on?

What happened to them? Didn’t you say you want to be the best man and bridesmaid? Is this the result?

Is this a wedding in a weird world?

"Then let's keep going. Next is the wedding. Xu Fei, how are you planning the wedding?"

wedding?

Everyone looked at each other, yes, there is a wedding.

There was a burst of sadness in everyone's heart. If the wedding preparations are like this, then the wedding must not cost lives!

They originally thought they were hugging their thighs, but who would have thought that they were hugging mines!

This walking nuclear warhead really lives up to its reputation!

"So, you can feel our pain, right?"

Uncle Bai wrote on the whiteboard.

"We have been living like this for so many years. So for our safety, you must not let him come back!"

driver:"……"

What should I do? ! ! You can’t stand it, and neither can I! ! !

"Brother Lu, what about the wedding?"

Xiaoshuai came over and asked in disgrace.

"My friend is around here, let's go."

The driver was too lazy to prepare, so he just fooled him and it was over.

He swore that if he went out with Liu Ye again, he would be a dog!

Everyone set off again. Along the way, the things in the coffins no longer acted like monsters. Even those who had already come out all threw the people in the coffins out again and then went in by themselves.

In short, just one sentence, don't let them see Liu Ye!