The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

That night, all the villagers in Heiniu Village gathered together at the village chief's house.

At this time, Liu's father was holding a small branch and crying bitterly.

"Woohoo, my old guy! You died so miserable! This thousand years have come over for more than a thousand years, and the wind comes in the rain. All kinds of calamities have not killed you. As a result, today for a sip of herbal tea You lost it! Tomorrow is your [-]th birthday! Wuwuwu...cough cough cough."

His throat was a little dry from crying, so he picked up the locust tree tea on the table and took a sip.

"Wow, wow, it tastes so delicious..."

"Okay, stop howling. After all these years, who hasn't been harmed by that kid?"

The person who spoke was a baby who was completely covered in darkness. The mouth that opened and closed was full of scary teeth.

"Take me for example. I'm a resentful baby. I'm only that big. That boy insists on saying that I'm malnourished and gives me milk every day..." After Guiwa finished speaking, he subconsciously turned his head to look.

"Humph!"

A cow's head covered its chest strangely and turned its head proudly.

The ghost baby closed her eyes in pain.

As soon as he started talking, others agreed. Mother Liu said directly with a cry.

"You are only suffering physically, and I am suffering mentally. I am so happy and sad! Before I died, I was also a serious young lady from Jiangnan, and I also spoke pure Wu Nong soft language. But now you look at Look at me."

Mother Liu tugged on her sleeves.

"My wedding clothes have all turned into floral cotton-padded jackets, and my accent is incredible. I went shopping in the ghost market a few days ago, and those losers actually called me auntie. Who can bear this? Woohoo!"

As Liu's mother spoke, she covered her face and started crying.

Sitting cross-legged on the kang, a little old man was smoking a dry cigarette. He looked exactly like an ordinary human being. He was not like other weird people, and he also revealed a ghostly appearance.

But as he puffed away, miserable screams came from the pipe from time to time. Proving that he is extraordinary.

He is the village chief of Heiniu Village! The most terrifying existence in Heiniu Village is a terrifying existence that can easily affect a country outside.

But at this time, his face was filled with sadness.

"I know your sufferings, but I can't help it. You said that I was in a strange realm, but this kid ruined it. Now I am living by selling mahogany swords. Now those humans outside are mainly fighting strange weapons. The source is our village. Several other old guys have objections to me."

The village chief said depressedly.

"Then what can we do? They have opinions and the ability to let that kid go to their place to see if they can stand it." Guiwa said angrily.

But as soon as he finished speaking, everyone looked at him strangely.

"What do you think I'm doing? Am I wrong?" Guiwa stammered.

"Yes! Very right! Very right!" the village chief said excitedly.

When that boy suddenly appeared in their village, they thought it would be a delicious meal, but who would have thought that it would turn out to be a disaster.

As long as the kid is angry, a strong light will erupt, causing pain all over their bodies. The pain goes deep into their bones and makes them unbearable at all.

They wanted to send him away, but as soon as he reached the edge of the village, he started crying and made them miserable.

They want to kill him, but as soon as it is carried out, they will definitely be the unlucky ones in the end. They wanted to starve him to death, but when he cried, they rolled on the ground in pain. In the end, they had no choice but to keep him.

They think that a human being can only live for about a hundred years at most. For them, time is meaningless at all.

But who would have thought that this kid would often unintentionally make something to restrain them, and several weirdos in the village were killed by him. If this continues, they may not be able to consume him anymore, but what Guiwa just said made them suddenly return to their old ways.

"That's right, that kid is already so big. Can we just let him go outside for a while? It was unreasonable for him to be a baby before, but now he is big." Mother Liu said excitedly.

"Yup!"

"Great, the suffering is finally over!"

"Long live!!!"

"Well, don't be too happy yet. What reason should we use to let him out?" Guiwa said suddenly.

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding area instantly became quiet. Yes, for what reason?

Thinking of this, they all looked at the ghost baby.

Guiwa was stunned for a moment, then said in a panic.

"What are you watching me do again?"

"Gui baby, you asked this question very well. Since you asked such a good question, he will leave this question to you." The village chief patted his head and said seriously.

Ghost baby: "..."

I don't need to say this anymore.

"No, I can't. Now that I see that kid, I can't help but want to go to the toilet." Guiwa said anxiously.

There is no way, after so many years, I have developed a stress reaction.

"It's okay. I'll make you a diaper later." The village chief said with a gentle look.

Ghost baby: "..."

Listen, are these words human? Forget, this guy is not human.

"Anyway, I'll leave this matter to you. If you can't handle it properly, I'll let you sleep on the kang with that kid at night."

As soon as these words came out, Guiwa became even more anxious.

"No, aren't you making things difficult for me? I'm just a baby..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the curtain at the door being lifted and Liu Ye walked in from the outside.

"Brother Guiwa, Uncle Zhang said you were looking for me?"

The ghost child stared at his blood-red eyes and looked at the pig-headed butcher at the door. The butcher pressed his nose and subconsciously avoided the ghost child's gaze.

"Yes, your brother Guiwa has something to do with you."

The village chief slapped the ghost baby forward.

"Is it starting now? You should give me some time to prepare!" Guiwa said in a broken voice.

"What's going on, Brother Guiwa?" Liu Ye asked curiously.

"Yes, I'm asking you, what's going on? Tell me quickly and don't make any ink marks." The village chief urged.

"No, are you really going to push the ghost to death?" The ghost baby's face turned green.

After muttering for a long time, he finally said.

"What, what's the matter? It's just... right! The peach wood sword in the village is not allowed to be sold. The village will not be able to make any money in the future!" Guiwa clapped his hands and said.

The village chief and others' eyes lit up, this introduction is very good.

Hearing this, Liu Ye said anxiously.

"Why don't you let me sell it?"

The ghost baby blinked, how do I know why it is not allowed to be sold?

He looked at the other weirdos for help, but they all looked at the sky and the ground. Just no one looked at him.

"No, please help me!!!"

"He...asked you. Please answer the child quickly, why are you not allowed to sell it?" The village chief saw that Liu Ye was sad and immediately became anxious. You know, when he is sad, they will feel uncomfortable!

All the weird people quickly looked at the ghost baby. Under this strong pressure, the ghost baby had a flash of inspiration and blurted out.

"He...he...he promotes feudal superstition! The superiors won't allow it to be sold!"

Everyone is weird: "..."

This is a good reason!