The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"You said this thing can ward off evil spirits?"

The driver took the talisman and said with a playful expression.

As soon as these words came out, the master immediately became angry.

"Are you insulting my professionalism?"

You are insulting my race!

The driver realized that this guy was a liar.

In an instant, the yin energy on the driver's body burst out, and the master immediately felt chilled all over.

"Liu Ye, please come out..."

He was just about to let Liu Ye go out, but suddenly he thought of something, and immediately restrained his Yin Qi, and then asked tentatively while holding the talisman.

"Master, how much does this talisman of yours cost?"

"Ahem, as the saying goes, treasures belong to those who are destined to live in them. This talisman and seal are destined to this donor, so I only charge a crafting fee of three thousand yuan!"

Liu Ye's mouth twitched. A talisman sold for three thousand? When he first sold the mahogany sword, it only cost three hundred.

He looked at the driver and wanted to say, why don't we leave? We don't care about this fate.

It turned out that after hearing the price, the driver was not angry, but very excited.

"Master, let me ask you one more question. If I want to see you for Feng Shui or to ward off evil spirits, how much will it cost?"

When the master heard that this was going to be a big job, he quickly suppressed the excitement in his heart.

"That's not cheap. To tell you the truth, my cultivation in this store is one of the best. If I were to take action, it would cost at least [-] yuan!"

"One hundred thousand?"

The driver was so excited that he almost jumped up, and then he suppressed the excitement in his heart and said.

"Are there any more expensive projects?"

"Yes, of course there is. It depends on how big the deal is. The bigger the deal, the higher the price. For example, I helped a rich man move his ancestral grave a while ago. At that time, I was given half a million yuan as an appearance fee. After the deal is completed, it will be even more expensive. They gave me this number directly."

The master raised two fingers!

When the driver heard this, he couldn't sit still at all. He picked up the talisman and pulled Liu Ye and said.

"That master, your calculations are really accurate. We will come again if we have the opportunity in the future!"

After saying that, he took Liu Ye and ran away.

The master was stunned for a while, and then shouted in panic.

"Hey, you haven't paid me yet!!!"

The driver returned to the apartment without stopping. After coaxing Liu Ye back to the room, he called everyone for a meeting in the basement.

Snapped!

The driver slapped the talisman on the table.

"Take a look, what is this?"

"You took him out to tell fortunes, and you ended up buying this? Don't you know whether this thing is useful?" the uncle said speechlessly.

Unexpectedly, the driver slapped the table.

"Yes, I know in my mind whether this thing is useful. If I say it is useful, it will be useful. If I say it is useless, it will be useless. I asked around and found out that the fortune teller is really making money and is very cunning. The people in the investigation bureau probably also intend to open up the restrictions in this area. It is estimated that by then, everyone will know about our affairs, so now this area is simply a big outlet!"

Several mysterious areas: "..."

"You want Liu Ye to tell fortunes? He doesn't know how to tell fortunes." Yinggui said speechlessly.

"It doesn't matter whether he has the final say or not, I have the final say. Let's talk about the business of driving away ghosts. I will first go to the target's house to cause trouble, and then as soon as Liu Ye comes over, I will withdraw immediately. Do you think it will work or not? ?Can you make money?”

A few weird ones: "..."

"Isn't this just the trick of the charlatan in the past?" the uncle said speechlessly.

"This proves that the wisdom of our ancestors has a long history!" the driver sighed.

A few weird ones: "..."

If the ancestors knew that you used their wisdom on this, they would probably castrate themselves.

"No, your method is a good one, but if the teacher is like this, who can blame him?" Huang Mao asked.

"That's not easy."

The driver slammed his address book on the table.

"I have a lot of rich friends. If I just find one and I go sit at his house, how can he seduce me?"

A few weird ones: "..."

They are so lucky to have a friend like you. Then the uncle and the others thought about it, they were also tricked by this bastard.

"Why do you think so of me? I just go to their house to sit and sit. We are very evil. If I go to their house, it will bring bad luck to them at most. Others..."

At this point, the driver froze, and the other weird people all thought of something.

After a moment of silence, the driver said slowly.

"You said that Liu Ye can't make money, is it possible that... we are the one who is in the way?"

A few weird ones: "..."

They covered their heads in pain, please don't do this, otherwise they will fall into an endless loop again.

"Okay, let's forget about this for now. This has been decided in advance. I'll go talk to that guy Liu Ye."

The driver called Liu Ye down and briefly stated his thoughts.

Liu Ye immediately said in embarrassment.

"Brother, aren't you lying? How can I tell people's fortunes? Besides, isn't this feudal superstition?"

"What is feudal superstition?" The driver suddenly became unhappy.

"These are all things passed down from our ancestors. Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng have written and memorized pictures, and they know thousands of years of history from later generations. Do you think this is feudal superstition?"

"No."

"For example, Zhuge Liang set up an altar to borrow the east wind and prayed to the sky for the seven-star lamp. Do you think that is feudal superstition?"

"No."

"Going forward, King Wen was restrained in performing the Book of Changes, and the Four Books and Five Classics were passed down through the ages. Can you say it was feudal superstition?"

"No."

"Then Liu Ye goes to tell your fortune. Is this a feudal superstition?"

"No...that's not right."

"Nothing wrong."

The driver held Liu Ye's hand. As he spoke, he led him out of the door.

"Liu Ye, you have to think about it. There are too many unknown dangers in this world. All living beings are struggling in this sea of ​​suffering in the human world. Many people have been in a state of confusion throughout their lives. Don't you want to guide them to a bright road?"

"Um...but I'm still confused, right?"

"That's right!"

The driver clapped his hands violently.

"Just use your own full experience of confusion and as a person who has been through it to help the masses avoid detours."

One by one, they walked to the hall. The driver pulled over a stool and asked Liu Ye to sit down, pointing forward.

"Look over, what do you see?"

"Uh...window."

The driver held Liu Ye's hand, shook it up and down, and said excitedly.

"That's right, it's a window. It's the window to the soul!!! Look, you are very wise!!!"

Liu Ye: "..."

"Brother, you are exaggerating a bit."

"It's not an exaggeration. Come on, let these two or five people with dusty eyes take a look. Can they see it?"

The uncle is a little weird: "..."

"Can you see it?" The driver glared over.

"can not see!"

Several strange and neat shouts

"Look, this is the gap! Liu Ye, don't think so much, Liu Ye, you have to believe in yourself, you have this potential, and instead of letting those people be deceived by others, it is better for you to deceive..."

"What?"