The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

To say that one of the most famous places in Huicheng is Xianghuo Street.

Every year, countless dignitaries, celebrities and businessmen come here to pay their respects and hope for good luck in the coming year.

The driver took Liu Ye to a fortune-telling parlor. This fortune-telling parlor was recently established. I heard that the immortals there were quite capable and the prices were not expensive. It was the most suitable place for Liu Ye.

Liu Ye originally didn't believe in this kind of thing, but what happened recently was indeed too evil, so he planned to take a closer look.

As soon as Ren Yigui entered the door, a man in a suit came to greet him.

"Are you two telling fortunes or fortune telling?"

"What about fortune telling? What about fortune telling?" the driver asked.

"For fortune telling, we have calligraphy, fortune telling, bone touching, fortune telling, etc. The cheapest one only costs [-], which can determine your fortune for this year."

"It can only be tested for one year?" Liu Ye couldn't help but ask.

"Of course, fortune is not static. It is one thing this year and another next year. Only by measuring and calculating from time to time can we grasp first-hand information."

Liu Ye and the driver felt that what they said made sense.

"Then what about changing luck?"

"As the saying goes, no one is as good as a thousand days, and no flower is as good as a hundred days. No one's life will be smooth sailing, and everyone has their troughs. So what if we get out of the trough as soon as possible?

That is our luck improvement service. Whether you believe in Buddhism, Taoism, religion or Jehovah, we have corresponding masters to help you get out of trouble.

Of course, because you have to communicate with God, the roaming fee is relatively expensive, so the price is a little higher than fortune telling. As long as [-], you can have a smooth sailing and awe-inspiring year. Don’t be afraid, do you want to take your career to the next level? Want to stop your enemies from shitting on your head? Want to impress your goddess? Brother, as long as you spend such a small amount of money, you can get a year of success. It is really worth being my friend! "

Liu Ye and the driver: "..."

Good guy, if you don't have this eloquence and dare to do MLM, it's simply a sign of humiliation.

Liu Ye swallowed, turned around and saw a priest holding a cup and pouring water on a guest's head.

"that is?"

"Oh, our fortune-telling parlor is in line with international standards. We not only do fortune-telling for Chinese people, but also receive foreign tourists, such as zodiac signs, blood types, tarot cards, etc. We also dabble in them. If you two are interested, you might as well Go over and give it a try. The price is only eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight yuan per person."

"So expensive?"

"Do foreign monks know how to recite sutras? Foreign gods have traveled thousands of miles to come here. The appearance fee is of course a little more expensive. Of course, I still recommend you to trust the local ones. After all, the after-sales service is more convenient."

Liu Ye and the driver felt that they had really learned a lot today. They originally thought that fortune telling was just a blind man setting up a stall under the overpass to tell fortunes, but they didn't expect that there were so many details.

"Brother, please forget about it."

"No, you're already here, so you have to take a look anyway. Don't worry, I'm going to treat you as your eldest brother today."

"Brother, it's not about money..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard the driver shouting.

"Let's do a nine hundred and ninety-eight to open your eyes first, and then come back when you're more optimistic!"

"Okay, I'd like to take the liberty to ask, are there any masters you are familiar with?"

"No, it's the first time."

"Oh, then we will come in order."

driver:"……"

This is like washing feet in a foot washing room.

"Alright you two, please come with me."

The man in suit led the two of them to a room.

However, the room looked antique, with famous calligraphy and paintings placed on the left and right walls respectively, a case in the middle, and a futon placed in front and behind the case.

There was a large incense burner placed behind the case, with three sticks of incense stuck on it. However, when the driver came in, the two sticks of incense on the left and right suddenly burned faster.

In the blink of an eye, the three sticks of incense became two short and one long.

As the saying goes, people are afraid of three long and two short, and avoid two short and one long. Having such a sign means that something bad is going to happen.

But the man in the suit didn't pay attention to this at all. After sending the driver and Liu Ye in, he turned around and went out.

After a while, a rather elegant man wearing glasses and white clothes came in carrying a small cloth bag. He bowed to the two of them.

"You two, I am Master No. [-]. I am happy to serve you."

driver:"……"

Master, are you sure you have never gone to a bathing center to study?

"Brother, why are you covering your mouth?" Liu Ye asked strangely.

"It's okay, I have some mouth ulcers recently."

Good guy, he almost said to change it.

But he saw the master come and sit down behind the desk, put the cloth bag on the desk, opened the knot, and found various fortune-telling tools inside. After neatly placing them in front, the master said.

"What do the two donors want to do?"

"Well, it counts as a career. How do you put it, my little brother, he has been very unhappy recently, doing whatever he wants, so we figured out whether he was memorizing words or something, so we wanted to find a master to help us. have a look."

"Good to say."

The master slapped the timer on the table, and the timer started to count.

"Then let's observe the appearance first. Come on, this donor, please raise your head and let me take a closer look."

Liu Ye raised his head obediently, and the master squinted his eyes, then smacked his lips.

"The donor looks very bad."

"Then what's wrong?" Liu Ye and the driver asked nervously.

Just watch the master pick up a mirror and say to the two of them.

"See for yourselves, his face is concave in front and narrow in back, wide on the left and narrow on the right. This is a very typical appearance of floor drain."

"Floor drain? Isn't that a toilet?"

The others were confused, and only Liu Ye, the floor drainer, understood it clearly.

"Yes, it's just a toilet, isn't it? Think about it, you look like a toilet, how about transporting it?"

Liu Ye thought about it, this was true.

"Is there any remedy?"

"It's very simple, plastic surgery. It doesn't matter if your face is not good, you can get plastic surgery according to his good face. For example, if a rich man has a good face, you can do it according to his face."

Liu Ye took a look at the photo, then shook his head firmly.

"Master, is there any other way? If I have plastic surgery, I'm afraid my mother will kill me. Besides, plastic surgery is too expensive."

"If it's too expensive, there's a cheaper one. Well, I have a talisman here called the Heaven and Earth Infinite Protection Talisman."

"contraception?"

"Um, I'll take care of that aspect. In short, this talisman is not simple. I spent seven, seven and forty-nine days, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, and absorbing the essence of the sun and moon to refine it. Not only does it have the effect of changing luck, but it also has the effect of changing luck. It can drive away evil spirits!"

driver:"……"