The day I left the village, the whole world went crazy

"What's going on? Who wants to kill someone?"

A group of people came out of the surrounding houses. One of the strong men grabbed the woman and asked with a frown.

"it's him!"

The woman pointed at Liu Ye.

When the man saw Liu Ye's thin figure, he immediately smiled disdainfully.

"You two are really getting more and more screwed up. Such a brat can't handle it. Look at me."

"no……"

Just as the woman was about to say something, the man walked over.

"Small……"

As soon as he said a word, Liu Ye's big mouth slapped him.

There was a snapping sound, and the man spun around twice, his eyes rolled white, his head wandered twice, and then he fell to the ground.

"Damn it, how dare he do it. Everyone, come on!"

The man was obviously prestigious, and a small man immediately rushed over with seven or eight people.

"Clap clap clap..."

But he saw Liu Ye standing there, firing his bow left and right. Under that slap, all the enemies without a single round were lying on the ground.

"Stop! Do you know what this is!"

At this time, a man pointed a gun at Liu Ye's head and yelled.

But the next second, Liu Ye held the barrel of the gun with one hand, and with a slight exertion, the barrel of the gun bent.

man:"……"

"Um, I don't know, right? That doesn't matter, I'll just ask. If there's nothing else, I'll leave first."

Snapped!

Liu Ye slapped him directly on the ground.

An old man over there grabbed the woman and asked anxiously.

"Where did you provoke this evil star?"

The woman quickly told what happened.

"So he is sleepwalking? Then hurry up and wake him up!" the old man said.

So someone quickly took out a basin of water and poured it on Liu Ye's head.

"Ugh...cool!"

Liu Ye walked over with a smile and slapped the man on the ground.

The old man saw that the water was not working and said quickly.

"Make some noise to wake him up!"

A group of people immediately started beating gongs and drums, and some started singing.

"Oh Beibei, I'm going to the village entrance to get my hair permed..."

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped! ...

The world is quiet. Especially the one who sang just now was slapped twice more.

"Why doesn't he wake up!!!" the old man collapsed.

The woman said carefully at this time.

"Maybe... I took too many sleeping pills."

"How much do you feed him?"

The woman held up a finger.

"One bottle? You are crazy! You will eat dead people!" the old man said anxiously.

"No...it's a box."

elder:"……"

Who wakes up this damn thing!

There was no way, the remaining people could only hide one by one. Avoid being caught by Liu Ye.

His slap was really scary.

But Liu Ye had a smile on his face.

"Catch...hide...hide, haha, I love to play!"

Everyone: "..."

"Da da da……"

There were slight footsteps, and a woman covered her mouth and hid under her table. Tears flowed from her eyes and she looked ahead in horror.

She saw two feet standing in front of her, and she didn't dare to breathe. Afraid of being discovered by the other party.

Fortunately, the other party only stayed for a moment and then left.

And just when she breathed a sigh of relief, Liu Ye's head suddenly appeared in front of her.

"Got you!"

"what!!!"

Snapped!

……

Early the next morning, Liu Ye got up from the bed and stretched himself. He hadn't slept so well for a long time.

After washing up, he walked out of the room and saw a middle-aged couple sitting on the sofa.

"Uncle, aunt!"

Liu Ye smiled and said hello, but the two of them fell off the sofa with a snap.

Liu Ye was so frightened that he hurried over to help them, but as soon as he passed by, he was shocked.

I saw that the couple's faces were swollen, as if they had an extra head. The cheeks were red and big, which looked scary.

"Uncle, aunt, what's wrong with you? How...how did you become such a virtuous person?"

The couple: "..."

They didn't want to say anything more.

"No, uncle, did you guys quarrel? Oh my God, you guys are so cruel. What's the reason for this?"

The couple: "..."

because of you!

It's just that firstly, they didn't dare to say that, and secondly, it was really hard to open their mouths now.

Liu Ye also saw that the two of them could not open their mouths, so he immediately went to the kitchen to get ice cubes for them.

"I didn't say that, uncle, aunt. As the old saying goes, this... yes, it takes a hundred years to repair a ship, and a thousand years to sleep. It's not easy for a couple to be together. Is there something that can't be sat down and talked about, and it has to be done? Still fighting like this.”

The couple: "..."

"Okay, I won't say any more. Just think about it. In this case, seeing how you are like this, I can't move today. As for me, I will lend you flowers and offer them to Buddha. I will use your kitchen to cook you a meal."

The couple nodded, just eat one meal at a time, at least when he was awake, it was normal.

Just like that, half an hour later, Liu Ye came over with a pot of porridge.

"Since you are like this, we will eat something light and convenient for you."

Liu Ye also brought straws to the two of them.

The couple were really hungry as well. They had been worried all night last night.

So the two of them picked up the straws and started drinking. When they drank, they were shocked. It tasted serious and good! It's just, how to describe it, it makes them feel like they want to see Tai Nai...huh? Too milky?

No, Tai Nai, don’t come over yet!

The middle-aged man quickly took out a pen and paper to write down and asked.

"What did you make the porridge for?"

"Brother, I can't read!"

"What...did you make...porridge!"

"Just use those mushrooms you put in the refrigerator. I saw the colorful ones and they looked pretty good, so I put them all in. To borrow some flavor."

That mushroom... that mushroom...

The couple rolled their eyes and fainted on the table.

Liu Ye saw that the two of them were really tired and fell asleep after eating.

So Liu Ye carried the two of them to his house, because this was someone else's house, and it was not easy for him to enter the couple's bedroom.

Then he covered the couple with quilts and went out.

After going there, Liu Ye looked around and couldn't help but sigh, there were not many people here, and it was a tourist village, so he was not diligent at all.

Finished. Liu Ye walked towards the mountain.

Not long after he left, a car arrived at the door of the couple's house.

A group of heavily armed men came down and knocked on the door.

"Is there no one there? Are you going out to wander again?"

They took out their keys and opened the door directly and went in.

"Sister Li! Brother Wang?"

After shouting twice, no one responded. They wondered if they would go out?

This was not the case before. They came directly to the guest room.

As soon as he entered, he saw two people lying there. When he looked at their faces again, good guys, why were they beaten like this? The couple probably resisted fiercely.

They waited for a while and saw that the couple hadn't come back yet. They probably had something to do, so they left a note for them and then kidnapped the two on the bed.