Divine Light Warrior

Everyone was very happy to have an effective weapon. The birds they beat with sticks were unable to parry.

Xiaohong and Xiaolan were even fighting more and more energetically. They were all playing games and having fun.

The little beggar and the big beggar also fought with great interest. The little beggar hit the birds one by one and flew out of the wall. He cheerfully said to the big beggar:

"Brother, do you think I'm doing well in Kung Fu? Are you ready yet?"

The big beggar himself was very happy and waved his stick. He was so relieved that he didn't care to talk to the little beggar. In the blink of an eye, dozens of birds died under his stick.

People were playing in high spirits when something strange suddenly happened. All the birds in the sky suddenly pooped.

At first the shit fell on people like rain. At first people didn't pay much attention, but later they discovered that the things falling on them were feces, and it was really disgusting to touch them with their hands.

No one present was spared. When Li Kaiyang looked up, a puddle of shit falling from the sky hit him right between the eyebrows.

Li Kaiyang quickly wiped it with his sleeves. Smell that smell, it stinks to death. I had no idea these birds were so capable of pooping.

The gang no longer cared about wielding sticks. They dropped the sticks in their hands and ran back to the house. oops! Li Kaiyang had no choice but to retreat with them.

When everyone got inside the room, they all saw that they were covered in feces. Some people's faces were covered in bird droppings. Everyone, look at me. I can’t help but laugh when I look at you.

The little beggar pointed at the big beggar and said:

"Look, the bird poop is all on your face. Why don't you go and scrub it off?"

The big beggar pointed at the little beggar and said, "You still talk about me. Look, you are even more ridiculous. Your hair has become a toilet for birds."

It was not right for the little beggar to touch the top of his head at this time. A handful of bird droppings can be found at random.

Look at the other people. Needless to say, Li Kaiyang was covered in bird droppings not only on his body but also on his face.

Those girls are even more ridiculous. The black hair became garish. Their pretty faces also stank. The clothes that were originally in full bloom were now extremely dirty.

But everyone can't laugh at these girls. No matter how dirty they are, the men can't bear to laugh.

"What have we become? What kind of bird is this outside? It's all fucking shit."

Xiaolan was so angry that she cursed.

Xiaohong next to her couldn't help but laugh.

"Sister, look what you are like now? You are like a person who just got out of a cesspit."

What she said was unintentional. Unexpectedly, Xiaolan was offended when he said it. Xiaolan stretched out her hand and received a slap in the face.

Xiao Hong was beaten so hard that her mouth started to bleed.

"Hey, how can you hit someone?"

Li Kaiyang wanted to stop it, but it was already too late. Xiaohong covered her face and shed big tears.

"Sister, I was just joking, why do you treat me like this? Do you think we sisters have no feelings at all for so many days?"

"No, what you said is too damaging. Whoever got out of the cesspit, you are the one who got out of the cesspool."

Xiaohong opened her mouth twice but said nothing. She set her sights on Li Kaiyang, waiting for his help.

Li Kaiyang had no choice but to persuade:

"I think you have been together for such a long time and are emotionally like sisters. So don't get into trouble over such trivial things."

Just said this. Just listen to the little beggar shout:

"Oops, I feel so much pain all over my body. What's going on?"

The little beggar found it unbearable. It turned out that these bird droppings were corrosive.

They took off their clothes one after another and wanted to find some water to wash themselves. Yet water is very precious to them. I heard that there is a well in my house next door, but it is too inconvenient to go back and forth like this. It's okay for men, but it's even worse for women. You can't take off your clothes in front of so many men in public.

Li Kaiyang also felt a burning sensation on his body, especially his face. His skin was in direct contact with bird droppings, and it burned and hurt. Li Kaiyang also wanted to dive into the water and wash himself happily.

For a while, the room turned into a mess. Everyone screamed incessantly.

"Oh, oh, this is so terrible, it's going to burn me to death."

The little beggar felt uncomfortable and jumped up and down. Xiaolan also shook her clothes and said:

"My skin hurts because of the burning. What should I do? Will it disfigure my face? Oh my god, what is this?"

Xiaohong didn't care anymore, she took off her outer clothes. The two pieces of clothing she was wearing were exposed, making her look even more delicate, sexy and beautiful.

Li Kaiyang just glanced at her and quickly tightened his mind. He endured the discomfort and took charge of the overall situation.

"Don't panic. There may still be a little water in the house now. Everyone should wash their faces and hands, including the areas where their skin comes into direct contact with bird droppings. Your clothes can still withstand it for a while."

People quickly followed Li Kaiyang's instructions. Sure enough, the pain after the operation was reduced a bit.

Li Kaiyang observed the birds outside through the window. I saw that they were still hovering in the sky. If you go out now, you will suffer from feces again.

Although people were relieved of some pain, the burning of their bodies by feces remained. Unless you take a shower and change clothes.

But what if we can’t get a lot of water now? Li Kaiyang rubbed his palms and stamped his feet in the room.

Then a voice told him in his ear.

"Don't worry Li Kaiyang, I have a way to deal with those birds."

Li Kaiyang, who was speaking from the east, was really happy.

"You finally talked to me. You ignored me for so long. Do you think I'm not your master anymore?"

"Why do you speak so harshly? Did I say that you are not my master? I am with you every day. Could it be that you cannot sense my presence?"

Dong Lai didn't want to chat with him, so he quickly urged:

"If you have anything to say, just say it quickly. It's so urgent now, and you're still in the mood to argue with me."

Dong Lai said to him calmly:

"I told you that you have a magic weapon with you, why don't you use it?"

"There is a magic weapon. What magic weapon do I have on me? Are you teasing me again?"

"Oh, it's so hard to talk to someone like you. When have I ever teased you?"

Li Kaiyang asked him solemnly this time:

"What on earth is it? Tell me quickly, I'm scared to death."

"Look, I just said you don't believe it. If you don't believe it, come and ask me again. Let me tell you, isn't there that nine-star stone breastplate hanging around your neck? Throw it into the sky and see what the effect is?"

Li Kaiyang was a little unconvinced when he heard this. He said almost angrily:

"You asked me to throw the nine-star breastplate into the sky. Didn't this play into their hands? They just want this thing from me, don't you know?"

Dong Lai smiled in his heart and said:

"You really don't know how to change things. Let me teach you a few mantras. Just recite the mantras and throw this nine-star stone breastplate and see what the effect is."

Li Kaiyang's words to himself aroused great curiosity among the people around him. People felt a little strange looking at his behavior. Even Qi Datang frowned a little. He originally wanted to go over and tug on Li Kaiyang's sleeves. Reminding him to return to normal, Xiaolan came over to stop him. Because Xiaolan has seen him behave like this before. Later I learned that God was guiding me. Xiaolan has experienced Li Kaiyang's Kung Fu skills firsthand. So she had a disapproving attitude toward his weird behavior.

It was because of Xiaolan's reaction that no one came to stop Li Kaiyang's weird behavior. This allowed Li Kaiyang to talk to Dong Lai freely.

"That's what I said when I threw the nine-star stone breastplate. Who knows the great transformation of heaven and earth? Come in and out, laugh and talk, let it happen. I never move or stand still, I always regard nothingness as my real skill. There are many legends in ancient times, and there is no permanent thing in the world. Let's be free. Eight winds When it blows, I don’t move, and there is no trace of emptiness.”

Li Kaiyang silently memorized his formula. Then he said to everyone:

"You have to be patient for now, don't worry, wait until I go out and deal with these birds. Then we can take a nice bath."

Then Li Kaiyang strode open the door and walked out.

Standing at the door, he looked up at the large swathes of birds in the sky. It's really a chilling feeling.

After only a few steps, the birds began to swoop down. Some birds used their pointed beaks to peck Li Kaiyang's head. Some birds scratch its eyes with their claws.

Li Kaiyang neither dodge nor dodge. He reached out and pulled off the nine-star stone breastplate. Then it was thrown violently into the sky.

When the birds saw it, they threw something out. At first they all ran away, and then these beasts grabbed the breastplate with their claws.

Li Kaiyang quickly recited the incantation, and together with the incantation, the nine-star stone breastplate glowed golden. Like a huge meteor streaking across the sky. Radiant and dazzling.

When Li Kaiyang finished reading the last sentence, something magical happened. The birds all over the sky disappeared in an instant. The sky was clear again. The badge fell into Li Kaiyang's hands obediently. He brought him back to the neck. I felt the comfort of the clear sky for a while in the yard. Then he turned back to the house.

Everyone felt strange when they saw Li Kaiyang come back intact and unscathed. They came over and lifted up Li Kaiyang's clothes and looked at his scalp.

"Really, how did you come here so intact? There wasn't even a bit of bird poop on your body. The miserable state we were in just now didn't show up at all on you. It's amazing how you did it."

Xiaolan raised the questions in her mind on behalf of everyone. Although everyone was watching through the windows in the house just now. All he saw was that countless birds had already surrounded Li Kaiyang.

Xiaolan even shed a few tears because of this. At that time she even shouted loudly:

"Kaiyang, Kaiyang, you big idiot, why are you so stupid? You are going to die even though you are going to die."

As a result, for some reason, the bird disappeared in an instant. Li Kaiyang came back intact. There was no injury at all, which was totally unreasonable. Faced with such strange things, people did not dare to go out rashly even if they saw the clear sky outside. Li Kaiyang's return intact gave everyone confidence.

"Hahahaha! I just used a spell to make these birds disappear. I can only tell you this."

Everyone thought he was a bit magical. Since he was magical, there was no need for him to explain it in too much detail. So Li Kaiyang flipped over this article lightly.

The two beggars happily went outside to fetch water. In fact, once those birds disappear, people can no longer feel the burning on their bodies even without washing with water.

But there is still a faint smell of bird droppings, which is okay for boys, but girls need to wash it off.

So many people bathing at the same time require a lot of water and wooden basins. For a while, it was still a very worrying thing.

Fortunately, those two little beggars were very smart. They didn't know where they found a dozen large wooden barrels for bathing. Bathing areas were also built in each room. Men and women are well separated. The two little beggars found another big pot for making rice. He set up dry firewood and started boiling hot water.

Now that the hot water is available, fill these wooden barrels respectively. Ask those present to wash off the dirt on their bodies.

Li Kaiyang was grateful to these two beggars from the bottom of his heart. He hadn't asked their names until now. People go through fire and water for themselves and never give up. You can almost call them your own family and friends. After washing off the dirt on his body, he asked the two beggars:

"What are your names? I haven't asked either brother yet."

The big beggar said:

"My name is Ding Gen, and his name is Ding Yuan. Although our surname is Ding, we are not biological brothers. We came together because of shared hardships."

Li Kaiyang was very curious and asked them what was the reason? Come together.

"That year we heard that a wealthy family in a place wanted to donate rice and porridge? So I went to beg for food. Not only did I not get it, I also got a whipping."

Li Kaiyang asked curiously:

"Why? Why did he hit you?"

Nadingen said angrily:

"This wealthy family is not doing charity at all. The young master ostensibly called everyone here, but it turned out that he just wanted to watch other people's jokes. He poured the food that the dog had eaten into the porridge pot, and then distributed it to the poor people. .Isn’t this insulting? Even if we starve to death, we can’t eat from him.”

Li Kaiyang extended his thumb and said:

"Have a backbone, that's how you should be as a human being."

Nadingen continued:

"I was so angry that I kicked over his porridge pot. Of course, I angered the young master. He sent his men to whip me with whips. I didn't have any skills on my body, and they beat me to pieces. So did the people around me. I was just watching the excitement, but no one came to help me. I was really angry. Are all these ignorant people worthy of eating shit? Even if I was beaten to death by them, I would never change my words and admit defeat. Just when I was about to take a breath. At that moment, suddenly a thin figure jumped up in front of me. I saw him shaking out a big honeycomb from his arms. Countless bees flew out. They stung the people around and stung the thugs to a miserable state. Of course, we also had I was stung a few times, but it was much lighter than the whipping. The person who saved me was Ding Yuan, and he took the opportunity to escape from the scene with me on his back."