I trade seven with the gods

Li Hanyao took a deep breath,

He lowered his head and glanced at the "Disaster" special test paper in his hand, and the next moment, he froze on the spot.

Is this...surely it's the "Disaster" test paper?

Are you sure you're not "mentally retarded" and taking the exam?

Today's ordinary human college entrance examination is about Chinese, and the word "Chinese" is also printed on the top of this "Disaster" test paper.

However, the questions on this Chinese language test paper are full of tricks.

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Question [-]: When black stockings are put on African legs, is it called black stockings or meat stockings?

Question [-]: If Sun Wukong gets kidney stones, will he become his grandfather?

Question [-]: When a person commits suicide, is there one more person who commits suicide in the world, or is there one less person who commits suicide?

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Li Hanyao: "..."

He scratched his hair a little messily and didn't know how to write for a while.

At this moment, a line of small words in block letters suddenly appeared on the test paper:

[Exam time is limited, candidates are asked to answer as soon as possible and don’t think about what is available or not. 】

Li Hanyao's pupils trembled slightly, this test paper is actually alive? Moreover, it seems to be able to sense what is in its heart.

In order to verify his idea, Li Hanyao tried to think in his heart:

"I'm not good at writing. Is it okay if I don't include the composition?"

[Then what do you want to hold? 】

On the test paper, another line of small characters in block letters appeared.

Li Hanyao has a black thread on his head,

It seems that this test paper is indeed alive.

He glanced slightly, but saw that the other three "disaster" candidates next to him had already started writing furiously.

The offensive and defensive momentum was easy. Now it was Li Hanyao's turn to be confused. He subconsciously blurted out:

"No... do you really answer?"

Because he knew that human candidates could not see his "incorporeal body", Li Hanyao simply stood up from his seat and walked to the boy who was nearest to him.

Li Hanyao is really curious about how the other three people answered these wise questions!

The boy was answering questions and didn't pay attention to Li Hanyao next to him.

However, what Li Hanyao didn't expect was that the content on the test paper of this troubled boy was completely different from his own.

His test papers were full of metaphysical questions such as "The Origin of Humanity" and "Do You Believe in Ghosts and Gods?"

It seems much more normal than my own test paper.

Li Hanyao sat back helplessly.

Small words continued to appear on his test paper, and he thoughtfully explained to Li Hanyao:

[Everyone’s test paper is different. This is an automatically generated test paper based on the candidate’s worldview. 】

Li Hanyao laughed angrily,

Worldview? Could it be that my worldview is based on thinking about the question "Does black stocking count as meat stockings on African legs?"

blah-

He rolled the test paper into a ball and couldn't help but threaten:

"Tell me the truth. Is that guy, Director Gui, trying to mess with me? Otherwise, why are the questions on my test paper so ridiculous?

As long as you dare not tell the truth, I will put you in the men's room and 'make the best use of everything'! "

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Li Hanyao's strange behavior attracted the attention of the boy next to him.

He rubbed his eyes and couldn't believe his eyes for a moment.

Why did this guy... get into a fight with the test paper?

Li Hanyao glanced at him and explained casually:

"What are you looking at? The hand that touches the test paper first."

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Li Hanyao was afraid that his test paper would be beaten, so he quickly explained:

[No, even in this classroom, there is a second test paper that is roughly the same as yours. 】

"Ok?"

Seeing this, Li Hanyao walked to the girl Huoyi again - the test paper was different.

He walked up to the foreign-looking young man - and sure enough, the content of his test paper was somewhat similar to his own.

However, the young man's expression sometimes frowned, sometimes he suddenly realized, sometimes he was thoughtful...

He seemed to be really thinking about these questions seriously and answered them with great gusto.

Li Hanyao showed an unbelievable look,

He lowered his head and looked at the test paper of this foreign boy:

Question one:

[If Sun Wukong gets kidney stones, will he become his grandfather? 】

He answered: "Suppose Sun Wukong is

"So the answer is B."

The foreign boy finished writing the answer with satisfaction. He even listed a mathematical model on the scratch paper before finally coming to his conclusion.

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Li Hanyao was silent.

Brother, let’s not say whether your answer is correct or not, but this test is about Chinese, not mathematics. Moreover, this is a question and answer question. Where does option B come from?

crazy,

crazy,

all crazy!

Li Hanyao collapsed a little. He gasped for air and sat back down weakly.

At this moment, he felt like he had entered a mental paradise!

The small words on the test paper reminded him again:

[Candidates please be careful not to wander around the college entrance examination room! 】

Li Hanyao gritted his teeth and picked up the pen and started to answer the questions!

He finally understood, wasn't it just nonsense? Isn't it just serious nonsense? Who the hell doesn’t know that?

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[When black stockings are put on African legs, is it called black stockings or meat stockings? 】

"Pass."

[Blue Star has 29% land and 71% ocean, so where did the other 71% land and 29% ocean go? 】

"Pass."

[Ten years of life and death are uncertain. What is the next line of this poem? 】

"For five years, life and death are blurred."

[Smoking a cigarette will shorten your life by five minutes. How can you earn back these five minutes of life? 】

"Smoke a cigarette for ten minutes."

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Li Hanyao was so carried away with his answer that his face was covered with sweat and he showed a ferocious smile. He just felt so happy and intoxicated in his own world that he couldn't extricate himself.

Don't say it!

Li Hanyao suddenly discovered that when you don't care about your grades, it's really cool to answer questions without fear!

However, just when Li Hanyao was immersed in this state, the next question in the test paper seemed to become serious:

[Candidates, please note that this question is very important, please answer carefully. 】

Li Hanyao curled his lips, he didn't believe that this crappy test paper could give any really serious questions!

Small block letters continued to appear on the test paper:

[Now, you have a chance to change your existing life. 】

[As long as you write "Yes" on the test paper, you will immediately go back to a month ago. 】

[You will never encounter this "disastrous" exam again. You will complete an ordinary human college entrance examination in one month and live an ordinary life. 】

The emergence speed of small characters gradually increased, and the handwriting became messy, as if carrying some kind of magic power:

[Excuse me, candidates... Yes, or, No? 】

Li Hanyao's fingers holding the pen were slightly hard, and the joints were a little white.

Yes, or, No?

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