I trade seven with the gods

Xihu City Police Station,

"Hello, 110?"

"Yes, please speak."

"I was robbed by a man with dyed red hair. He was wearing a mask. I couldn't see his face clearly. His attitude was very arrogant."

"Don't worry, please ensure your own safety first. Are you safe now? Are you under personal control? Can you provide your current address..."

"I'm in a safe state, he's gone, and this guy is very weird... He didn't steal my money, but he stole the socks I was wearing!!!"

……

"Here, it's original."

When π sent this pair of sports socks to everyone, everyone was shocked.

Xiang Tiange was shocked and couldn't help but ask: "Did you just use force on him?"

"Yes!"

π showed a matter-of-fact look and shrugged, "I robbed him as a human being, not as a 'disaster', so there shouldn't be any problem... As we all know, who hasn't encountered a few robbers in his life?" What? That makes sense, right?"

"It really makes sense,"

Li Hanyao's eyes showed a strange look.

"But... it's unreasonable to meet a robber who only robbed socks. Moreover, what puzzles me the most is that since you have already used force, why didn't you snatch a piece of his hair or something? Why not? Want to steal his socks?"

π scratched his head,

"Any questions?"

Li Hanyao covered his nose and his voice was unclear: "There's nothing wrong with me, I'm just suffering from the [Sniffing God Duck]... Wangyou, you just said that as long as you put something containing the smell of this little fat man into the [Sniffing God Duck] If you put it in a duck's mouth, you can tell whether it is a [divine infant], right?"

"Bring me two wild... boom! Yes, that's right."

upon hearing this,

Xu Tinglan took out the small and cute sniffing duck from her arms. There was a look of reluctance in her eyes. While stroking the hair of the sniffing duck, she murmured to herself:

"It hurts you."

Swah——

Before the sniffing duck could react, Li Hanyao raised his knife and stuffed the sock directly into its mouth. His movements were smooth and neat, without any delay.

"Gah!"

The sniffing duck's eyes widened instantly.

next moment,

"Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack... vomit——"

It actually vomited directly.

Buzz!

After vomiting, the sniffing duck projected two beams of light from its pupils, and the beams of light converged in front of everyone's eyes, forming a light screen as big as a palm.

On the light screen, the first thing to appear was a monster with a human body and a python head. It was tall and sitting on the throne, accepting the kneeling worship of countless humans below.

In the upper right corner of the screen, a line of small words appears:

[Flame Python God, branch of the beast god sequence, god sequence 499]

Buzz!

The picture continues to change, the sea has changed, the years have changed, and the progress of the picture on the light screen has begun to speed up, as if thousands of years have been compressed into these few minutes.

The second picture seems to have come to the Han Dynasty. In the picture, there is an honest and simple man, who rises at sunrise and rests at sunset every day.

[First life, Han Dynasty, Chang'an, Wang Er,...]

The light screen did not fully introduce the life of this "Wang Er". After all, the capabilities of Spring and Autumn Academy are also limited. It is not easy to collect and record the partial reincarnations of some gods. It is impossible to completely record the life of each life.

But despite this, there are also a few words for reference.

……

[The second life, Jin, was born ill and died,]

……

After a few more minutes,

The picture changed again, and this time an ancient man whose age was difficult to determine appeared. Compared with the previous picture, the picture of this ancient man was a bit blurry.

[The third generation, Song Dynasty, Qinghe County, Wuzhi,]

……

The picture ends abruptly here, and there is not much introduction to the life story of this "Wu Zhi", only a simple name and portrait.

It seems that this "Flame Python God" has experienced three lives in total, and the fourth life is the little fat man in front of him.

"Wu Zhi..."

Li Hanyao recited the name silently in his mouth repeatedly, his eyebrows twitched slightly, and said to himself: "Song Dynasty, Wuzhi, Qinghe County... isn't this Wu Dalang?"

"Wu Dalang???" x6

"So," Pi couldn't help but laugh, "Are we going to prevent this little fat guy from being raped?"

Wangyou's voice came from the microphone: "According to the information just provided, in his first life, he was an ordinary farmer in the Han Dynasty. He married early and had children. He was never harmed by others in his life, and he never did anything bad. Then Death of natural illness at the age of 50... This was considered a good lifespan in ancient times."

"Therefore, he shouldn't have any deep obsessions in his first life."

"The second life only lived for one day, and he didn't even have self-awareness, let alone any obsession."

"Therefore, the key point that makes it possible for him to enter the [Memory Realm] and awaken is in this third life... According to the information on the light screen, I checked it in the college's database. At that historical time point, There is only one named Wu Zhi in Qinghe County."

"So, this Wu Zhi should be Wu Dalang in history."

……

After listening to Wangyou’s explanation,

Everyone's expressions became strange.

In fact, if you really want to talk about it, this is a good thing... because at least they know Wu Dalang's obsession well and will not rush around like headless flies.

"This task is temporarily left to you,"

Wangyou continued:

"It's actually very simple. As long as he is properly guided to avoid being stimulated by the same life experiences in his previous life, it will be fine."

"In three days, the academic commissioner will arrive, and you can withdraw then... Shooter, are you finished?"

……

After hanging up the headset,

Li Hanyao and others made the next plan, which they thought was perfect, that is:

--do nothing.

Yes, they chose to do nothing. After all, as long as you do nothing, you can never make a mistake. This little fat man has been living for so many years. It is impossible for him to suddenly wake up in the past three days, right?

In fact, there is nothing wrong with their plan. Doing nothing at this time and waiting for the school to deal with it is the best way.

……

then,

Everyone decided to take a stroll in West Lake City.

"Are you going to catch dolls with me?"

Although Xu Tinglan was asking everyone, his eyes were looking at Ying Qi.

Seeing that Ying Qi didn't respond, π quickly interrupted and said:

"Everyone, let's go together, Ying Qi, follow us quickly."

……

in the afternoon,

The sky gradually turned into a faint orange-red color, as if it was covered by some kind of soft light. The sun slowly sank into the horizon, leaving only a pale golden afterglow.

The little fat man sat alone at home,

He looked at the photos on his phone, a sweet smile rising from the corner of his mouth.

The photo shows a sweet-looking girl wearing a goose-yellow down jacket with twin ponytails. She looks like Xiaojiabiyu.

……

squeak-

The little fat man's bedroom door was pushed open.

A tall and thin figure walked in. He gently placed one palm on the little fat man's back, and supported the tabletop of the desk with the other palm. He chuckled softly:

"Yang Pang, you're still looking at her..."

"Uh-huh,"

The little fat man named Yang Pang showed a happy smile and gently touched the photos on the phone screen.

But the next second, he raised his head somewhat unconfidently and asked the tall and thin figure:

"Brother Li Geyang, do you think I can really catch up with Lianlian? There is such a big gap between us... I have been feeling low self-esteem and doubting my life recently. Today I was robbed of my socks by a masked male pervert. Isn't this God's fault? Are you implying that I can only be with men?"

"Shh,"

The young man named "Li Geyang" raised a finger to his mouth. He patted Yang Pang on the shoulder and encouraged:

"Believe me, as long as you are confident enough, there is no girl you can't catch, let alone..."

There was a smile on Li Geyang's lips. He pointed at several other figures behind him and said meaningfully:

"Where are you and us?"

wow-

He opened the curtains, and the orange-red sunlight in the afternoon poured into the entire bedroom like ink, illuminating the faces of these people.

This Li Geyang has black hair and black eyes.

The facial features are straight...

If Li Hanyao were here, he would definitely be shocked, because this Li Geyang... actually looks exactly like him.

It’s not just Li Geyang!

Even the people behind him looked exactly like Xiang Tiange and others, as if they were carved from the same mold.

"Yes, we will help you."

The crowd laughed.