I trade seven with the gods

the next day.

All kinds of weird "baby-baby" phenomena are getting more and more intense. Not only may "fake divine babies" appear in the toilet, but they may even appear in the food in the cafeteria.

At noon, Li Hanyao was eating braised chicken with rice, and then his chopsticks suddenly caught a finger from the rice.

Then, a pocket version of the [Skeleton Divine Infant] crawled out of the rice.

Li Hanyao: "..."

He couldn't help but rolled his eyes, isn't it, brother, you don't want to make people eat well? !

"Roar... ow..."

The skeleton baby roared at Li Hanyao with its teeth and claws. It made a ferocious face for a long time, thinking that it was terrifying... but it turned out that Li Hanyao was watching his performance expressionlessly.

The Skeleton Divine Infant was a little embarrassed. It opened the rice angrily and got back in again.

"You are nothing."

Pi, who was eating Lanzhou Ramen at the side, suddenly spoke. He stirred the noodles in his bowl and said with a half-smile:

"This is what I call interesting."

I saw the noodles in π's bowl starting to squirm and gradually turned into small snakes. They were entangled with each other, and one even crawled along π's sleeves and directly onto his chest.

"Give me a more handsome dizzy pose."

π said to Li Hanyao with a smile.

After giving his last words, π could no longer control his facial expressions. He distorted his facial features in horror, completely transforming into the Yan Yi master in horror comics:

"Help!!!!!!"

puff-

Before π could faint, Jiang Jin on the side had already taken a step forward. I saw that the garlic he had bitten into half suddenly turned into white eyes.

Jiang Jin fixed his sunglasses and fell to the ground with a face full of reluctance. He murmured to himself:

"There are always unscrupulous people who want to harm me. My life is at stake~"

In the blink of an eye, two eight-foot-tall men had fallen in the four-person dormitory.

Li Hanyao turned to look at the only remaining Ying Qi, and said seriously: "I can't move them back alone, promise me, don't faint... and don't say 'whatever', please."

Ying Qi: "..."

Day three.

The number of [False Divine Infants] has increased again, and they are everywhere in the college, including but not limited to canteens, playgrounds, teaching buildings, etc.

Because students' fainting is sudden, some cases of fainting can be embarrassing.

For example, when going to the toilet, changing clothes, or even taking a shower.

The above situation was not bad. There was a young couple who fainted while dating in the woods. Everyone gathered to watch. The scene was the ultimate social death.

After the two woke up the next day, they both applied to drop out of school and voluntarily brainwashed themselves to regain their human identities.

Later, everyone seemed to know that Li Hanyao was resistant to "divine pressure".

Therefore, some freshmen began to ask Li Hanyao, hoping that Li Hanyao could help them deal with their embarrassing situation in time after they fainted.

This matter can only be dealt with by Li Hanyao, not by senior senior students. Because the activity areas for freshmen are different from those for seniors, the two groups rarely interact.

Therefore, in order to quickly contact Li Hanyao at the moment of fainting, they also set Li Hanyao as an emergency contact. It also adds the function of quickly taking photos and sending them to contacts on the mobile phone... As for whether it works, the only way to find out is to practice the truth.

Li Hanyao was also helpless. Sometimes if he happened to be nearby, he would be able to help. After all, it was nothing more than helping someone lift their pants.

However, as more and more people came to beg him, Li Hanyao began to be overwhelmed, so he simply closed the door and refused visitors.

Wherever there are people, there are human beings and sophistication. The nature of human beings is involution. As more and more people come to Li Hanyao, these new students also begin to get involved.

……

"The payment is 5000 yuan."

"The payment is 8000 yuan."

I don’t know which grandson in the dormitory exposed Li Hanyao’s payment code. So, starting from the next day, Li Hanyao’s mobile phone payment notifications never stopped, and the payment amount became larger and larger.

Almost every transfer record has a similar message attached:

"Brother, I am a professional *** in the ** department. I have set you as an emergency contact. If anything happens to me, brother, you must come and help me."

There are many different ways to give gifts.

Even when Li Hanyao was walking, a small bag of [Skeleton Gold] fell from the sky.

When I opened it, there was a note inside:

"Li Wei, Class [-], Electrical and Mechanical, I hope to make friends,"

……

There is no way, everyone else has done this. Li Hanyao can only do his best and help whenever he can in his free time.

A boy secretly changed into women's clothes in the dormitory and saw the "Fake God Baby" and fainted on the spot. Li Hanyao could only silently change him into men's clothes and then gently put him on the bed.

After a few days, Li Hanyao almost knew the colors of the underwear of all the freshmen in this class, as well as their various little habits.

The key is that the freshmen who learned the secret not only cannot blame Li Hanyao, but also have to thank him humbly!

Now when Li Hanyao walks on campus, he can always feel a few vague glances. He could clearly feel that there was both gratitude and awe in these eyes.

As π said:

"Yaozi, if you sneeze now, the entire academy will tremble!"

……

On the morning of the fourth day,

In the bustling cafeteria, Li Hanyao and four people sat in a row, silently eating the breakfast in front of them.

"How are you three doing?"

Li Hanyao scooped up a spoonful of tofu puffs with a small spoon, slowly put it into his mouth, and asked vaguely: "It has been four days. Has your resistance to the [False Divine Infant] increased?"

"Then you still need to ask? It can be said that I have turned a blind eye to them now."

Jiang Jin pushed up his sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, picked out the bloody tentacles from his eight-treasure porridge one by one, and then started to drink the porridge very naturally.

Li Hanyao nodded, knowing that Jiang Jin was not bragging.

"me too."

π made a pig-like snort, and he drank the porridge happily, unable to hide the proud look on his face.

Hearing this, Li Hanyao expressionlessly picked the [False Divine Infant] in his bowl to π.

Pfft!

Pi's head was instantly buried in the porridge and he couldn't sleep for a long time.

Li Hanyao couldn't help but sigh:

"It's good to be young, just sleep when you want!"

Seeing that Pi had fainted, Ying Qi took away the food from Pi's plate and ate the fried dough sticks silently: "Don't waste it."

"Oh, actually, having said that..."

At this moment, Jiang Jin suddenly changed the subject and sighed: "I am not worried about this mission A now. What makes me even more annoyed is that bullshit training mission B!"

"B training mission?"

Li Hanyao remembered that Task B was to formulate different training tasks based on the [Divine Contract] of different freshmen.

"What is your B training mission?"

Li Hanyao was a little curious. He knew that Jiang Jin's divine contract was Sequence 51 [Five Senses Amplification]. The source of power of this divine contract is Jiang Jin's emotions.

Each of Jiang Jin's emotions can bring him an increase in strength in different aspects.

Snapped!

Just as he was thinking about it, a woman with disheveled hair suddenly appeared behind Jiang Jin.

"Hee hee hee……"

The woman smiled playfully. She pushed Jiang Jin's face into the porridge while laughing exaggeratedly.

"here we go again……"

Jiang Jin's head buried in the porridge made a sound of crunching teeth.

His fists were clenched, veins popped out on his arms, and his neck was swollen with anger.

Bang!

The next moment, Jiang Jin overturned the dinner plate, and the woman behind him immediately ran away. While she was running away, she was provoking Jiang Jin:

"Hehehe, come and catch me. If you catch me, I'll let you have fun~"

"Catch your uncle!"

Jiang Jin's pupils were burning with angry flames - [Divine Contract·Five Senses Amplification]!

Triple the increase!

What increases anger is strength and speed. Under the blessing of endless anger, Jiang Jin is as fast as a ghost.

However, despite this, he still couldn't catch up with the long-haired woman, just a little bit closer every time.

Moreover, whenever the exhausted Jiang Jin wanted to give up, this crazy woman would come and attack Jiang Jin again.

She also didn't tangle with Jiang Jin, either kicking him or giving him a slap, and then ran away quickly, causing the angry Jiang Jin to continue chasing her.

Repeatedly, endlessly.

……

Li Hanyao laughed dumbly.

This provocative training method is indeed unique.

He suddenly became curious, why hasn't his B training mission appeared yet? Has the college forgotten itself?

However, although the academy's training method has never appeared, Li Hanyao himself cannot just waste time.

In the past few days, he also vaguely felt that his third divine contract [Reverse Tiangang] was already working.

For example, he gets hungrier every day as he eats. Every day, he gets sleepier and sleepier...

If it weren't for the upper limit of this "reversal", I'm afraid Li Hanyao would have starved to death from eating too much.

Li Hanyao decided that [Reverse Tiangang] must be advanced as soon as possible to unleash its true power.

However, the advanced method of [Reverse Tiangang] is to "help the first baby find his life", but Li Hanyao cannot understand what "finding his life" means.

In his opinion, if life is lost, it is lost. He is not the King of Hell, so how can he find it back?

This problem troubled Li Hanyao for a long time, until one day, a voice suddenly sounded repeatedly in Li Hanyao's brain:

[She was born on September 2023.9.1, [-], and her parents held her happily. 】

[She was born on September 2023.9.1, [-], and her parents held her happily. 】

[She was born on September 2023.9.1, [-], and her parents held her happily. 】

[She was born on September 2023.9.1, [-], and her parents held her happily. 】

This voice echoed repeatedly, making Li Hanyao restless and almost going crazy.

……

"what happened to you?"

π held a lollipop in his mouth and looked at the listless Li Hanyao with concern and confusion.

——There is something wrong with Li Hanyao these days. He is losing his mind day by day. He doesn't answer when others call him. He doesn't know what he is thinking.

[She was born on September 2023.9.1, [-], and her parents held her happily. 】

Until this moment, the voice was still echoing in Li Hanyao's brain. He couldn't bear it anymore and desperately covered his head.

"Yaozi, what's wrong with you?"

π noticed something was wrong, and he hurriedly supported Li Hanyao. The weak Li Hanyao couldn't support his body and hugged π.

【Embrace success! 】

In an instant, there was a roar in Li Hanyao's brain, and then these four big words suddenly rang out.

Moreover, he could clearly feel that the advanced seal of [Reverse Tiangang]... was loosened.