I trade seven with the gods

"correct,"

π seemed to suddenly remember something. He mysteriously leaned into Jiang Jin's ear and whispered:

"I wonder if you heard anyone talking in sleep last night?"

"heard it."

Jiang Jin's mouth was full of toothpaste. He blew bubbles and said, "I was so noisy that I couldn't sleep all night. I just don't know who said it."

π immediately raised three fingers and said righteously: "It's definitely not what I said. I never talk in my sleep."

"So is this king."

So, the two of them looked at Li Hanyao, who was sleeping soundly on the bed.

The two looked at each other.

π sighed and said to Jiang Jin:

"Well, Yaoyao may be too tired. Talking in sleep is not a big deal. It's human nature. He can't control this kind of thing himself. Don't blame him..."

"rest assured."

Jiang Jin spit out the mouthwash and said generously: "I won't blame him, don't worry."

bass!

Hearing these words, Li Hanyao jumped up from the bed with a thud. He couldn't stand it anymore!

He suppressed his anger, forced a smile, and walked towards π through gritted teeth: Yaoyao, I can't listen anymore~"

……

10 minutes later.

"Did you take it?"

Li Hanyao looked at the bruised and swollen PI in front of him with an expressionless face. He clenched his fists and asked word by word:

"Are you convinced? Come back~ I'll forget you are so disgusting. Come on, answer me, who was talking in sleep last night!!!"

π swallowed, looked at Li Hanyao's fist in horror, and said quickly:

"It's me, I'm talking in my sleep. I've been fond of talking in my sleep since I was a child. I'm sorry, brother, I was wrong..."

π was about to cry but had no tears, and begged for mercy: "So...can you unfreeze me now?"

I saw that at this moment, Pi's whole body was wrapped in a large ice block, with only the top of his neck exposed.

Li Hanyao glanced at π and then at Jiang Jin, the young man in sunglasses. He rubbed his hair irritably and complained feebly:

"I can't stand it anymore. I will install surveillance cameras in our dormitory tonight! Let you know who is talking in sleep!"

"I prove it!"

At this moment, something unexpected happened to Li Hanyao.

——Ying Qi actually spoke.

Ying Qi sat on his bed. He ate breakfast in silence while looking at Jiang Jin and Pi and said casually: "It was the sleep talk you two were talking about last night. I heard it clearly."

"God's eyes are open."

Li Hanyao was so excited that he couldn't help himself. He happily handed Ying Qi a piece of bread, "Brother, you finally stopped saying 'whatever'. I really cried to death!"

……

After a lot of fuss, the four of them went to the school cafeteria to have breakfast.

It must be said that it was not until this moment that Li Hanyao truly experienced the wealth and wealth of Spring and Autumn College for the first time.

There are more than [-] canteens in Spring and Autumn College. These canteens cover the eating habits of almost all regions in the world, including but not limited to Chinese, Japanese, Western, Indian curry and other dishes from various countries.

And, here’s the point,

- They are all free.

All these meals are presented in a buffet style. As long as you don't waste it, you can get whatever you want and eat as much as you want.

Li Hanyao and the four of them casually walked into a Chinese canteen. The four of them were all natives of China. Of course, they had to eat fried dough sticks, tofu and steamed buns for breakfast.

After sitting down, π suddenly began to display the leadership style of the dormitory principal. He asked his only dormitory member Ying Qi in a very considerate manner:

"Ying Qi, can you get used to China's breakfast? Do you want to get you something else?"

Snapped!

Unexpectedly, Ying Qi seemed to have been hit on some sensitive spot. He slowly put down his chopsticks and said in a calm tone: "I am used to eating. I am a native of China."

π was rejected. He stuck out his tongue and said nothing more.

Li Hanyao drank his porridge silently and said nothing. In fact, this can't be blamed on π. Ying Qi's appearance is indeed a bit exotic, giving people the feeling of a mixed race. π also asked more questions out of good intentions.

Li Hanyao and Ying Qi ate quietly, while Pi and Jiang Jin chatted animatedly, feeling as if they had met too late.

Li Hanyao had goosebumps as he listened. It really echoed the old saying: Two kinds of people can't sleep in the same bed.

Seeing how soundly you two hugged each other and slept so soundly yesterday, I knew you were in the same boat.

……

Pijia gave Jiang Jin a small steamed bun:

"Brother, you are so generous. I like chatting with you so much."

Jiang Jinjia gave Pi a fried dough stick:

"I am the same. I never thought that there are people as far-sighted as you among the people."

π gave Jiang Jin a small pickle:

"I really like you more and more. It feels like we have slept in the same bed before."

Jiang Jinjia gave Pi a piece of fermented bean curd:

"Indeed, I feel the same way. If it weren't for the fact that I have never been among the people, I might have thought that we had known each other before."

π gave Jiang Jin a piece of ginger:

"Brother, you are indeed a good person, but what you said is biased. What is civil society? Do you understand that everyone is equal in the new era?"

Jiang Jinjia gave Pi a pepper:

"You don't understand, we don't mean the same thing."

π gave Jiang Jin a piece of hair:

"Oh? So you know it very well?"

Jiang Jinjia gave Pi a steel ball:

"Oh? So you are very brave?"

……

π gave Jiangjin a piece of used toilet paper,

Jiang Jinjia gave Pi a pair of slippers,

π picked up the bench,

Jiang Jin raised the dining table,

……

Snapped!

Li Hanyao put down his chopsticks heavily, took down the bowl that was upside down on his head, and gritted his teeth and squeezed out two words from between his teeth:

"Have a meal."

Jiang Jin and Pi sat down obediently.

π: "Summer insects cannot talk about ice."

Jiang Jin: "Grass people are grass people."

……

After eating, the four of them came to the classroom and prepared for the first class.

It was already 9:30 at this time.

The school motto of Spring and Autumn College: [Enjoy with all your strength, and enjoy with all your might. 】

They have indeed implemented this school motto. Even the first class does not start until close to ten o'clock. In a normal university, I would have finished a class by this point.

What made Li Hanyao and the others even more outrageous was that there was a cup of coffee and a Bluetooth headset placed on every seat in the classroom, and there was a sentence written on the table:

——[When you think the teacher is stupid, pour coffee on him, or put on headphones to sleep. 】

Good guy, Li Hanyao no longer knows how to describe the level of madness in this school.

Since it was the first day of class, π wanted to show his studious and progressive spirit to the teachers. Therefore, he insisted on sitting in the first row.

Li Hanyao couldn't resist him, so he could only sit in the first row.

The four of them sat down one after another.

squeak-

A few minutes later, the classroom door was suddenly pushed open, and a hunched-over bald teacher walked in with textbooks under his arm.

Turtle Immortal? ? ?

puff!

After seeing the familiar Turtle Immortal, Li Hanyao couldn't help but spit it out as soon as he took a sip of coffee.

"Okay, okay, is this the way to play?"

Kame Sennin wiped the coffee on his head, cursed and walked out, leaving a whole classroom of students messy in the wind.

Li Hanyao was shocked.

Uh……

Just gone?

……

After another minute,

A graceful female teacher walked in. The female teacher wore a pair of red-rimmed glasses and introduced herself:

"I'm really sorry, everyone. Since the teacher originally scheduled for this class is overly emotional, I will now teach you this class."

"it is good,"

The students responded sparsely. They didn't care who was in class. Anyway, they didn't know any of the teachers at the moment. Moreover, the female teacher in front of her is obviously more pleasing to the eye than the bald one just now.

After the female teacher stood still, she began to speak slowly:

"The content of the first lesson is very simple. It is to let you look directly at the gods, train your courage, and let you overcome the fear and surrender in your blood."

"Resistance to the sense of surrender is the prerequisite for all the power of the disaster."

"Because our enemies are gods, our enemies are not humans. Therefore, as a descendant, no matter how powerful you are, as long as you cannot overcome the sense of surrender in your blood, you are a useless descendant."

The female teacher's eyes swept over each student's face, she opened her red lips lightly, and although her voice was very soft, her tone was merciless:

"You must have experienced yesterday's [Sacred Infant] incident."

"I would like to ask everyone here, at this time yesterday, how many people resisted the pressure of the gods? How many people did not kneel down?"

"I don't blame you for kneeling yesterday, because you are newcomers and children. But a month later, if you still kneel before the enemy..."

At this point, the female teacher suddenly stopped.

She looked down at all the students without hiding the contempt on her face:

"Then your memories will be wiped away, and then you will be thrown out of Spring and Autumn College and return to the false human world... You have no ability to stay in the real world. It is also for your own good to kick you out as soon as possible."

"Entering Spring and Autumn College is not an overlord contract. The college has given you the right to choose your life. You can choose not to come."

"But, since you have chosen this path, don't think you can fish in troubled waters... It is true that you can fish in troubled waters, but you may also catch snakes."

……

The classroom fell silent.

The female teacher walked back and forth in the classroom, as if inspecting her prey, her high heels clicking.

A few seconds later, she suddenly couldn't help laughing: "You don't think the coffee on the table is for waste, do you?"

Da Da——

After saying this, she suddenly walked quickly to the podium and lifted the red cloth on the podium.

The students were in an uproar, and many timid students had already covered their eyes.

Under the red cloth is a cage, and what is locked inside the cage is actually the [Godly Infant] from yesterday!

The female teacher's high heels stepped on the cage. Her eyes were firm and her tone was cold:

"According to your current sitting position, come to the podium one by one, starting from the first one on the right side of the first row, come up!"

Swish!

The next moment, countless eyes were directed at the person sitting in the first seat.

——Li Hanyao, who was sitting in the first seat, was picking up coffee to drink. At this moment, he had not yet come to his senses, and his expression was even a little dazed.

Damn... Damn it, you really hurt me!