Dressed as Jackie Chan Aotian, countless big guys are vying to be my dog ​​licker

"There's no such plot in the original work." Xie Yanyan started muttering to the puppy in his head again.

"Host." The puppy raised his eyes and looked at Xie Wangyan, "In the original work, everyone is a girl. Of course the city lord will not object to his daughter joining Baihuamen~"

"..." You make a good point, and I can't refute it at all.

After all, Baihuamen in the original book is really a pure female cultivator, and these cross-dressing men are also real girls! Of course, the daughter of the Lord of Huaxian City is also a woman, so it is natural for her to join Baihua Sect.

Now the plot changes directly.

Baihuamen has changed from a sect with all female cultivators to a sect with all female cultivators.

It makes perfect sense that the city lord doesn't want his youngest son to become a cross-dressing boss - these plot changes are completely inevitable.

"...But the size of the clothes is too small, I can't seem to fit it in." Xie Wangyan struggled to his death.

"Don't you know how to shrink your bones?" Yun Yiyan asked back.

"...You didn't shrink back either!" Xie Wangyan looked at Yun Yiyan. When he was at Yan's house, he didn't forget that Yun Yiyan was much taller than him in women's clothes. Why should it be his turn? Want to start shrinking your bones?

"Because they know that I am from Baihua Sect." Yun Yiyan said calmly.

...Haha, yes.

All cultivation sects know that Baihuamen is full of women's clothing masters, so it is not surprising to see such a fairy who is almost 190cm tall.

Xie Huanyan is now playing the role of a real Orchid Dancer. Seeing such fun things happening in Huaxian City, she decided to get involved... In addition, they will have to change their identities and dress up in men's clothing again in the future. To prevent the city lord from becoming suspicious, it is really best to confuse the other party with his height first.

Thinking of this, Xie Wangyan could only walk behind the screen in silence.

Ready to change into the clothes that Yun Yiyan handed to him.

But just as he was about to walk back, he heard Yun Yiyan say——

"where to?"

"?" Xie Wangyan held up the clothes in his hand, meaning are you blind?

"Change here."

Yun Yiyan closed the window behind him. He leaned on the window edge and looked at Xie Wangyan, "Can you wear this clothes?"

Xie Huanyan hesitated for a moment after hearing the words. He looked Yun Yiyan up and down a few times, "...is this...?"

"Not everyone will be confused by your appearance." Yun Yiyan said coldly, crossing his arms, "In my heart, there is no difference between you and a piece of lotus root."

Xie Huanyan thought carefully for a moment, then looked at the cold face of Yun Yiyan who was about two steps away from him... Suddenly he remembered that in the original work, Yun Yiyan was not actually his second wife.

This so-called second wife was "forcibly married" by a book friend in the comment section. In the original text, Yun Yiyan's talk to Xie Lianyan remained true to her words until the later stages of the novel.

But because of the mutual help at the auction, he was a little less sarcastic than when he first appeared, and he kept thinking about driving Xie Yanyan out of Baihuamen.

But if you want to say that you are very kind and cheerful, you won’t be able to do that.

As a result, all the book friends in the comment area said that you don’t understand Iceberg Beauty! This softening is already an interesting attitude toward the protagonist!

In addition, because Yun Yiyan appeared in many plots in the later period, she was dubbed the "second wife" by book friends. The relationship between Yun Yiyan and Xie Wayan in the original work can only be said to be a pitfall in the novel. It's just relaxed a little.

Thinking of this, Xie Wangyan no longer hesitated.

Yun Yiyan in the original novel is not interested in Yun Yiyan.

Now that he has become a man, can he still be interested in me? ! Laughing to death!

Besides, he was tired of wearing the tattered clothes. Thinking of this, he suddenly patted the murderous vine on his waist, as if hoping that the other party would continue to disguise himself as an ordinary vine.

The killer vine seemed to understand his hint and wrapped tighter around his waist, disguised as a belt he had picked up.

He took off his upper body clothes in three strokes, and then used the bone shrinking spell... After a while, his height became about 170cm, which was more than 10 centimeters shorter than before.

After suddenly becoming shorter, Xie Wangyan put on the dancer's clothes prepared by Yun Yiyan.

Yun Yiyan leaned against the window edge without speaking. In order to prevent outsiders from prying, the windows in the room were closed. Because it was evening, the light in the room became dim.

When the candles were not lit, there was only some afterglow of the sunset revealed through the cracks in the windows.

In the dim light, Xie Wangyan stood in front of the screen.

The screen behind him is painted with ink bamboo, vigorous and straight... Xie Huanyan in front of the screen still looks like a young man, his skin is like fresh snow and fine cheese, and his light-colored hair is curled on his shoulders. The slender but muscular and powerful figure is somewhat similar to the bamboo behind him.

Yun Yiyan's eyes chased the tiny dust particles in the room that were scattered in the air after being illuminated by the sun.

The dust accompanied Xie Wangyan's movements and was clearly visible in the dim sunset light. His eyes followed the dust to the brows, corners of the mouth, and the blemish-free skin of the man in front of the screen.

Then he saw the green vines wrapped around the opponent's narrowed waist.

The vine was only a finger thick and wrapped around Xie Wangyan's waist. It should be an extremely cheap thing that could be seen everywhere.

But because of this person's skin, it showed a emerald-like luster, more like some kind of hidden hint... Yun Yiyan looked at the vines tightly wrapped around Xie Wangyan's waist, "This What is it?"

"This?"

Xie Wangyan didn't understand what Yun Yiyan meant at first.

But when he saw the other person's eyes staring at his waist, he immediately understood that the other person was talking about the killer vine.

"This is the spiritual grass I picked up in the little secret realm." Xie Huanyan patted the murderous vine around his waist and pretended to be an ordinary vine.

"Why isn't the spiritual grass put in the storage bag?"

"Afraid of being stolen." Xie Huanyan said casually.

He put on the red top while Yun Yiyan was watching, moved his body a little, and found that it fit well - but it was just right. If he grew another inch, he would be suffocated to death.

Xie Yanyan moved a little and found that every time he raised his hand... the fabric at the hem of his top would slide up a little more.

Come to your ribs.

He moved up and down and left and right for a while, as if doing radio gymnastics. Finally, he confirmed that no matter how he moved, there was no risk of being exposed. At most, he would pretend to be wearing a short top, and then he looked at Yun Yiyan——

"What are you doing avoiding sight?!!"

Yun Yiyan, who was two steps away from him, didn't look at him. He just looked at the tables and chairs on the other side, avoiding his eyes as if he saw something extremely eye-catching.

When hearing Xie Wangyan's question, Yun Yiyan just raised his eyelids and said coldly, "It's offensive."