Dressed as Jackie Chan Aotian, countless big guys are vying to be my dog ​​licker

Xie Wangyan jumped on the spot three times——

"Ding Ding Bell~"

"..." Xie Wangyan lowered his head and glanced at the bell that was ringing happily because he was jumping.

He glanced at the killer vine sitting obediently on the stone, "Is there anything you can do about this thing?"

He asked pointing to the red coral bracelet on his ankle.

The vine behind the murderous vine slowly stretched to Xie Yanyan's ankle. The slippery touch made him subconsciously shrink his leg back. The vine seemed to be frightened by his reaction, and it froze in place and did not dare to move.

"...It's okay, I'm just not used to it." Xie Wangyan put his newly healed good leg on the stone.

He looked at the vine in front of him with a strange expression... He saw that the vine separated into two strands about the thickness of a straw, and slowly wrapped around the coral bracelet.

But no matter how hard the vine pulled, the red coral bracelet remained motionless.

On the contrary, the bell hanging above was shaking and tinkling due to the movement of the vines.

Xie Wangyan raised his head and glanced at Killer Vine with a puzzled expression. The other person didn't seem to understand what was going on with the bracelet. He just looked at him with a somewhat aggrieved expression——

"Okay, let's not take this apart." He guessed what kind of magic weapon the bracelet might be, or there might be some restrictions on it.

After all, although he didn't know what the fake Ye Zongsi's cultivation was, he also knew that the other party was the ancestor of the Ye family, and he was probably in the late stage of distraction due to his cultivation.

As for the killer vine, as a monster in a small secret realm, its highest cultivation level is probably at the Golden Core stage.

Thinking of this, he stretched out his hand and patted the other person's head a few times out of habit, "Then can you stuff your vines into this bell to stop it from ringing?"

Otherwise, it's like a dog on a leash. If he moves a little, you'll know where he is.

Hearing this, Killer Vine let one of its vines extend into the bell.

Separate a little bit and completely block the bell so that it will no longer make disturbing sounds.

Then he retracted the vines and sat down on the stone obediently... He was still wearing Xie Wangyan's robe. Because of the height difference between the two of them, when he sat down, he felt that the hem was even shorter.

And because this killer vine doesn't know how to wear clothes.

The outer robe was just hanging on the body, and a vine was wrapped around the waist to secure it.

...Xie Wangyan's eyes glanced around the opponent's chest, then slowly glanced down, and finally returned to the face of the killer vine——

"...If you want to be a marginal blogger, the number of likes must be at least 100 million."

"?" Killer Vine didn't understand what he meant and just stared at him.

"Ahem." Xie Yanyan changed the subject... He walked over and picked up the shoes and socks that the lunatic had thrown on the ground, and then put them on his feet again. After tidying them up, he looked back at the killer vine.

The other party changed his posture again, and this time even the veins in his lower abdomen were almost visible——

"!!!" Xie Wangyan hurried over!

"Don't move!"

He stopped the opponent from moving more and more exposed, and finally showed a smile that looked like a sunflower class teacher——

"Just leave it alone and I'll teach you how to get dressed."

He took out a complete set of clothes from his Qiankun bag.

"...You teach him how to dress?" The system, which had never appeared, finally complained in his head.

"Haha." Xie Wangyan replied to the system, "Just because I learned how to wear their clothes a few months ago, I should be the one to teach you!"

"You know, learn from scratch?!"

As he spoke, he took the clothes and began to gradually gesture with the killer vine... but the killer vine just tilted its head and looked at him, seeming to understand his actions.

……

"Huh!" Xie Wangyan touched the non-existent sweat on his forehead and finally solved the iron's clothes.

Killer Vine touched his clothes curiously——

"...uncomfortable..." He pulled at his chest unaccustomedly.

"Just get used to it." Xie Huanyan said, although letting plants wear clothes is a little bit silly!

But what happened! Don’t all street trees in winter need to be wrapped with hemp rope?

He just changed the hemp rope into clothes and saved the eyes of innocent people. Of course, whether this innocent passerby needs his saving is another matter.

Killer Vine didn't say anything, and just pulled at his clothes again in a depressed manner.

He just took off the neat clothes he was wearing and looked like a beggar gang knight...

"alright."

Xie Huanyan didn't worry about this, he just looked at the huge rock deep in the cave.

Then slowly walked behind the boulder.

Killer Vine didn't speak, just followed him quietly.

Xie Yanyan slowly crawled to the place where he was originally. He groped the ground again and confirmed that what was written on the ground was indeed——

"233."

"... Could it be that he is really a senior who traveled through time more than ten years ago?"

He was a little unsure.

I fumbled with the things in my memory again.

Then when I touched something similar to a mechanism, I heard a sudden sound coming from behind the boulder——

"Odd changes to even...what's the next sentence!"

"..." Xie Wangyan squatted on the ground and wiped his face.

Judging from the version of this code, this senior indeed traveled through time more than ten years ago.

"Look at the quadrants for symbols!" He couldn't help but reply.

"How much is the sum of the sledgehammer and palace jade liquor?"

"260..."

After answering a few more questions, I saw the voice say——

"It seems you are indeed destined! Please come in!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the boulder behind him disappear, and what appeared on the ground was a large hole about the width of two people's arms.

A layer of stone steps slowly extended into the darkness below.

Xie Wangyan squatted on the ground and blinked——

He hasn't heard that there is such a thing in this little secret realm? Not mentioned at all in the original work?

Is this an extra reward for him to meet?

It’s not surprising if you think about it carefully. No one in the original book has traveled through time, and of course they don’t understand what the mysterious sound in the cave means.

If no one discovers it, then no one will start the plot...

Thinking of this, he took out his natal sword and prepared to go down and find out.

But he didn't want to kill anyone and grabbed his wrist.

"?" Xie Wangyan turned around and looked at the killer vine.

"Dangerous," said the killer vine.

As he spoke, he asked Xie Yanyan to step back a little, and he entered the secret passage first... Then, he stood a few floors down the steps and looked up at Xie Yanyan, who was standing at the entrance of the cave.

He stretched out his hand and looked up into Xie Wangyan's eyes——

"Come down, mother."

Although Xie Wangyan was very moved and stretched out his hand, he still couldn't help but ask what he wanted to ask——

"Can you stop calling me mother!"

"I am male!"

Killer Vine held Xie Yanyan's outstretched hand and glanced at him with some confusion, as if he didn't understand what he was talking about.

"Mother is mother."

Xie Wang said: "..."

"I'm not your mother, I'm your father!"

Killer Vine looked Xie Yanyan up and down again, and finally shook his head firmly——

"Mother."