After the divorce, the boss tore off my vest with his own hands

Chapter 816 Come on, young man, my pig can’t wait!

"Think beautifully!"

Bai Jingyue pushed Situ Xuan away and said rudely in front of other guests: "You are getting more shameless and shameless. How can you live in my seaside villa? You... get out of here , you are not allowed to step even half a step inside."

She knew very well what kind of virtue Situ Xuan was, and he didn't care about the consequences when he went crazy. If the drama on the yacht happened again, she wouldn't be able to resist it.

Therefore, the best way now is to keep a distance from him at all times and resolutely prevent his 'conspiracies' from succeeding!

Situ Xuan's handsome face was extremely evil, and he evoked a free and easy smile, "Woman, remember what you say now, don't come crying to me when the time comes."

The other guests showed expressions of watching the show and kept making noises.

"Hey, the overbearing president fell in love with my real-life version, Sister Xiaobai, don't run away, just obey!"

"Don't call this variety show "Heartbeating Choice". Let's just ask her to run away. If he chases her, she won't be able to fly..."

"Master Situ, just stay in Sister Xiaobai's villa and don't leave. We are all a family anyway. It doesn't matter whether we live in a thatched house or a villa, it's the same!"

Bai Jingyue covered her forehead, feeling helpless, and complained to everyone helplessly.

"I say to you guys, don't worry about the world being in chaos. This thing is just a timed detonator. He dared to touch me on the yacht, and he dared to touch you even if I can't protect him. Such a dangerous person, you can't Should we stand on the same front as me and isolate him?"

"We are afraid!"

Su Muzi smiled and cast a nymphomaniac look at Situ Xuan, "We are afraid that a perfect man like Master Situ will not touch us, so we have to win over him, right, Xiyue, An Qi?"

The other two female guests nodded wildly.

"That's right, that's right. Master Situ is the ideal in the world. It's right to choose him."

Zhang Xiyue, a top student, stared at Situ Xuan with passion, her eyes so soft that they almost turned into water.

Designer Liang Anqi has always been aloof, but she completely surrendered at this moment, "I also think that a man who can bravely pursue love is a real man. From an artistic point of view, Mr. Situ is carefully crafted by God. , a unique work of art.”

Bai Jingyue: "???"

Are these people crazy? Have all the gangsters become human ideals and unique works of art?

I really want to get an eye doctor for each of them.

Situ Xuan happily accepted all the exaggerated compliments from the female guests, then shrugged a bit and said to Bai Jingyue: "There is no way, I have worked hard to curb my shine."

Bai Jingyue gritted his teeth, "Do you have a gun? I want to kill someone!"

Director Zhang Qi, who was sitting in front of the machine, was already mentally prepared when he saw this scene. He sighed helplessly: "I just said, from the moment this young master suddenly appeared on the show as a guest, the direction of the show will be... It’s already doomed.”

Staff: "What direction?"

Director Zhang Qi: "Situ Xuan ran after Bai Jingyue, Bai Jingyue ran after Statement, and everyone ran after Situ Xuan."

The staff inhaled and applauded: "Perfectly closed loop, wonderful!"

At this time, host A Bin's voice sounded from the sky above the island.

"Dear guests, please pay attention. Dear guests, please pay attention. The old pig of the villager Zhang's family has an abnormality. Everyone can start taking action."

All the guests were confused and looked at each other.

"What action?"

Situ Xuan's beautiful peach blossom eyes suddenly lit up, and then without saying a word, he ran towards Lao Zhang's house.

Just kidding, he gets 1000 points for helping the old pig deliver the piglets. If he wins this, wouldn't he be able to choose from the six houses tomorrow?

Hahaha, when the time comes, he will go to Bai Jingyue's seaside villa to see how she still behaves.

Situ Xuan arrived at Lao Zhang's house at the end of the village at the speed of a sprint.

Lao Zhang's family was a specially designated poor household in the township. They had always been poor and relied entirely on state support. They were given five old mu pigs to make them rich.

Lao Zhang fed her carefully, and finally the important moment came when the old pig was about to give birth to piglets.

Unfortunately, Lao Zhang is illiterate and has no idea how to deliver a pig.

At this time, the program crew of "My Heart's Choice" happened to come to the island to set up scenes. When Director Zhang Qi saw these old pigs wailing about to give birth, he clapped his thighs excitedly as if he had discovered a new world.

Director Zhang Qi: "Okay, that's good. When the time comes, the guests will come to deliver the old pig. The piglet means the arrival of a new life. The male and female guests will deliver the baby together. Maybe a wonderful chemical reaction will occur."

Staff: "Director Zhang, how about you just admit that this is your personal bad taste?"

Ever since, guests earning points for delivering babies has become an important part of this variety show, and it is also the first ratings hit expected by director Zhang Qi.

Of course, his expectations were slightly off, because the first ratings hit had already occurred, when Situ Xuan and Bai Jingyue kissed passionately on a speedboat.

Director Zhang Qi is full of expectations: "It doesn't matter, delivering the baby to the old pig will be the second ratings hit of "The Heart-beating Choice"!"

Lao Zhang stood in front of the pig pen, his face wrinkled up in anxiety.

Seeing Situ Xuan walking towards him from a distance, he felt like he saw a life-saving straw and hurriedly ran over, "Young man, are you the midwife assigned to me by the country?"

"Uh, I..."

Situ Xuan looked a little embarrassed.

Although he runs fast, he knows very little. Not to mention that he doesn’t know how to deliver an old pig, he has never even seen a live pig!

"Let's go, let's go, I can't stand it anymore, I'm just waiting for you to save people!"

With runny noses and tears, Lao Zhang pulled Situ Xuan straight to the pig pen, "If this old pig dies in childbirth, my livelihood will be gone, and I'm afraid I will have to follow them. Young man, the old pig and I My life is in your hands."

"Uh, this, this..."

Situ Xuan scratched his head and passively walked towards the pig pen. For the first time, he realized the profound meaning of "driving ducks to the shelves".

The pigsty was about a hundred feet square, and there were piles of weeds, pig manure, pig food, etc., all mixed together. The smell made Situ Xuan burst into tears, and he couldn't help but feel the smell of the overnight meal.

"Ugh...wait, wait a moment, I'll take it slow first."

As soon as Situ Xuan smelled that smell, he felt worse than death and could not take another step forward.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah……"

The old pig that was about to give birth in the pig pen roared in pain like a slaughtered pig.

"Come on in, young man, my pig can't wait any longer."

Lao Zhang was so anxious that he pushed Situ Xuan in.

In the dark pigsty, there were only Situ Xuan and five expectant pigs. His whole body was stiff and his lips were white. For the first time, he experienced the feeling of "life is worse than death".

"Pick it up, just pick it up, it's nothing, it's something I, Situ Xuan, can't win. I'll fight for 1000 points!"

Situ Xuan lifted up the cuffs of his white shirt, eager to try.

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