After the divorce, the boss tore off my vest with his own hands

"Am I finished?"

Chu Zhixin laughed so hard that she looked at the man mischievously and waved her fingers: "No, no, no, Master Sheng, you should be the one who is finished."

After she finished speaking, a small black caterpillar she held with tweezers fell off accidentally and landed on Sheng Tingye's collar.

"Ah, it's so disgusting, get it off now, get it off now!"

Sheng Tingye collapsed instantly, as if someone had tapped his acupuncture points. He stood there without daring to move, and roared with numb scalp.

"Oh, I'm sorry, Second Young Master Sheng, my hand just shook and the bug fell..."

Chu Zhixin suppressed a smile, got down from the ladder, and comforted the man who was about to go crazy: "Don't worry, they won't hurt you, they are just squirming on your collar, give it some exercise It’s just the body!”

Sheng Tingye's face darkened and he warned sternly: "Chu Zhixin, I order you to get this piece of shit away from me immediately, otherwise you will be dead!"

Chu Zhixin crossed her arms and took time to admire the man's "incompetent and furious" look, and smiled scornfully: "Second Young Master Sheng, it's this time and you're still so vicious. Didn't you say you're not afraid of bugs? Get rid of them yourself. Isn’t that good?”

"damn it!"

Sheng Tingye stood stiffly on the spot, not to mention getting rid of the bugs. He didn't even dare to glance in the direction of the bugs out of the corner of his eye. His whole body had begun to feel faintly itchy, for fear that the bugs would crawl into his clothes.

In desperation, I could only temporarily condescend and lower my voice to ask for help: "Yes, I'm just afraid of bugs. Tell me directly, what do you need to do to help me get rid of this disgusting thing? Hurry! "

"If I had told you I was afraid, we wouldn't have bothered for so long!"

Chu Zhixin nodded, very satisfied with the man's ability to bend and stretch.

If she had known that this guy could be dealt with by a caterpillar, she wouldn't have endured it for so many years.

Two little guys were watching the fire from the other side.

Tangbao stabbed Sheng Tingye's painful spot steadily, and said in a soft voice: "Beautiful daddy, Tangbao is not afraid of something as small as a bug, but you are actually afraid, you are such a coward!"

Yuan Bao's venomous follow-up attack: "Hmph, I'm telling you, this bad guy may have a good-looking appearance, but he's actually a coward!"

Sheng Tingye had no time to defend himself, and couldn't wait to urge Chu Zhixin: "Hurry up!"

"Don't worry, I'm helping you think of a solution!"

Chu Zhixin looked around and found a thin branch calmly.

Then, he walked to Sheng Tingye calmly.

"What do you want to do?"

Sheng Tingye had an ominous premonition when he saw Chu Zhixin's appearance.

"What I can do is, of course, help you get rid of the bugs!"

"Will you be so kind?"

The man looked suspicious.

Based on his understanding of this woman, he didn't think she would help him so happily. She would definitely want to "play" him to death!

"Of course I have conditions..."

Chu Zhixin said with a smile, and then asked the two little guys: "Last time you said that you wanted to see someone break dance. I think Sheng Tingye's figure is very suitable for break dancing, so I suggest that he let him Give us a break dance!”

"Okay, okay, break dance, break dance. Even though Pretty Daddy is a coward, break dancing must look great. Let him break dance for us!"

The little sugar baby's face was full of anticipation, and he clapped his hands.

"Break dancing is good, look at his talent."

Yuan Bao still looked like a young adult and expressed his expectations.

Sheng Tingye's face turned extremely dark, and his voice was as cold as ice: "In the beginning of my heart, how dare you insult me ​​like this? I think you really don't want to live anymore!"

Chu Zhixin swung the branch with her slender fingers, and said with an innocent expression: "What are you saying, Second Young Master Sheng? I ask you to dance because I am admiring you. How can it be called an insult? If it is an insult, the whole world will All the dancers are dying..."

"If I were you, even if I can't jump, I would still twist to show your sincerity. If you make us happy, we will naturally help you drive away the bugs!"

"boring!"

Sheng Tingye knew that Chu Zhi had made it clear that he wanted to tease him.

Who doesn't know that break dancing is usually done by male models in nightclubs? Is it fair for someone of his status to do it? !

That's all, scholars can be killed, but not humiliated!

Sheng Tingye closed his eyes, his heart pounded, and he decided to endure his nausea and fear and get rid of the caterpillar on his collar.

Chu Zhixin quickly stopped and said: "Hey, don't touch it with your hands. This caterpillar is poisonous. If you are stung, it will be very painful!"

Because of this, she broke off a branch and prepared to use it to push the caterpillar away.

"Trying to lie to me again!"

Sheng Tingye no longer wanted to believe what Chu Zhixin said, so he took a deep breath and groped for the caterpillar.

"Damn, this thing really stings, it hurts like hell!"

As soon as his fingers touched the caterpillar, he immediately screamed in pain regardless of the image.

The most terrifying thing was that the caterpillar was so frightened that it curled up into a ball and rolled right into the collar of his sweater.

"God, it's so tragic!"

Chu Zhixin held her forehead with her hands and couldn't bear to look directly.

"Ahhhh!"

"Save me! Save me! Save me!"

Sheng Tingye had no image at all, so he did a "break dance" on the spot. It was not professional, but it was better than professional.

"Stop screaming and take off your clothes quickly!"

Chu Zhixin rushed forward, hurriedly took off Sheng Tingye's clothes, and then used a branch to pick the caterpillar aside.

Sheng Tingye finally regained his composure, but there were red pimples on his back because of the caterpillars crawling over him, and it was burning.

"Look at you, if you don't listen to good people, you will suffer the consequences."

Chu Zhixin looked at the sting marks on the man's back and couldn't help but sympathize.

The scientific name of this kind of caterpillar is "Yang Lazi". The fuzz on its body is poisonous. If you touch it lightly, your skin will feel like it has been cut with a knife, causing burning pain.

Sheng Tingye's back was directly rolled by the "foreign hottie". You can imagine how painful it was!

"Thank you so much. If your hands weren't shaking and you put this disgusting thing on me, how could I be so embarrassed?"

Sheng Tingye was almost mad at Chu Zhixin.

But thinking about how cowardly I had just been, I didn't feel embarrassed to lose my temper, so I just put my clothes back on silently with a cold face.

I don’t think he has ever been so embarrassed in his almost thirty years of life!

Oh, no, on that broken island before, it was quite embarrassing to look for people to ask for directions.

The result... Hehe, what a coincidence, it's all thanks to the original heart!

Therefore, whoever said he bullied Chu Zhixin in the future would be in a hurry with him.

If this woman does something bad, who can be her opponent? ! !

"Chu Zhixin, you really have two skills. I'm convinced."

Sheng Tingye dropped these words and left coldly.

Tangbao looked at the man's back, pulled Chu Zhixin's little hand, and said cautiously: "Mommy, you've gone too far this time. I think your beautiful daddy is really angry. You'd better go and coax him!"